A Beginner’s Guide to Unlife | THE SUCKENING #2
Added 2023-11-18 19:21:23 +0000 UTCOur Kindred spirits begin to get familiar with the underworld of LA.
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What’s sucking swallowers
Guitar George
2025-07-22 04:57:46 +0000 UTCI love all the characters but what they have been doing is straight-up nefarious. I'm gonna cry, oh soda how they have changed you. Evil episode, villainous vampires. Would NOT recommend if you have any human blood, joy or whimsy within you still.
Breamo
2024-05-20 12:46:29 +0000 UTCThis episode was great emetophobia exposure therapy
scrunck
2024-05-10 01:36:22 +0000 UTCshiloh is a menace all throughout the campaign he messes with memories thats not cool
CamelCraft
2024-03-05 15:32:00 +0000 UTCthe throwing up sound was actually the worst thing in the world it made ME throw up too i can’t
Ella
2024-03-01 07:07:52 +0000 UTCThis show… Sucks!
TwiPhone 12 Mini
2024-02-25 04:20:25 +0000 UTCIt just came out, it’s over the first 5 episodes, I’m sure you saw it, but just in case you didn’t I wanted to help
IGGBERT
2024-01-20 06:49:30 +0000 UTCI look forward to see another completed campaign unfold!
liquidbronz
2023-12-05 15:48:05 +0000 UTChey does anyone know if there is a rolled for the suckening yet? if there is i can’t find it:(
Mjelmerito
2023-12-03 06:52:02 +0000 UTCJustice for soda
Strangle Mcock
2023-12-03 00:45:10 +0000 UTCplease watch prime defenders while you wait for the other episodes
cl0msy
2023-12-02 17:22:28 +0000 UTCpriscotto is crazy lol. then mr infraared laser has to correct him lol.
cl0msy
2023-12-02 17:21:39 +0000 UTCTheo drinks milk and juice now.
Flatt Versa
2023-12-02 17:10:54 +0000 UTCI feel like soda would find a loophole and start drinking Izzy’s OR GOD FORBID LA CROIX—
Iszah
2023-12-01 19:12:39 +0000 UTCGREFGOR NO PLEASE 😭 IVE GROWN SO ATTATCHED TO HIM PLEASE GREFGOR PLEEWAAASEEE
palmier
2023-12-01 08:17:47 +0000 UTCThis was finally the campaign to convince me to join the patreon! A vampire campaign is so so cool. Mostly I want to see the older vampires teach Ezmeirel about thier world. Plus Ezmierel can show Shilo the human world
Gumdrop The Dutchie
2023-11-30 20:29:28 +0000 UTCNow I just have to patiently and passive aggressively wait for rolled… >;)
Pretty Boy
2023-11-30 15:18:16 +0000 UTCNew Patron here, loving this series!
Brisingr Phoenix
2023-11-28 18:20:22 +0000 UTCI have listened to this episode over 5 times at this point. Yet again Charles has made an addictive piece of media.
Strangle Mcock
2023-11-27 04:49:39 +0000 UTCNoda
Troy Math enthusiast
2023-11-27 04:39:14 +0000 UTCI JUST GOT PATREON ‼️‼️‼️
IGGBERT
2023-11-27 03:13:55 +0000 UTCHOW DARE YOU. HE IS NOT EVIL. HE IS A SCRUNKLY LITTLE BOY AND NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG
Zythe
2023-11-26 00:00:29 +0000 UTCThe editing is SO good, I usually struggle with podcasts because of my ADHD but it’s so easy to get immersed with this series. Looking forward to more!! :)
jazz
2023-11-25 01:34:51 +0000 UTCand like it goes on for a few minutes
Raven_
2023-11-24 16:55:16 +0000 UTCI'm not sure if this is just me, but around the 1:10 mark there's an audio glitch. It like cuts every few seconds and makes it sound choppy. COULD JUST BE ME THOUGH
Raven_
2023-11-24 16:54:52 +0000 UTCFucking loving it so far, the editing is going way too hard.
Aidan Riecke
2023-11-24 00:48:28 +0000 UTCShilo is just a silly goofy guy
Strangle Mcock
2023-11-23 13:08:36 +0000 UTCbrooo the audio editing with the flashbacks and when Arthur recaps the events was soo fricking good, this campaign is one of the easiest to picture each scene fully it’s rly incredible!!
queenoflegeeks
2023-11-23 10:35:53 +0000 UTCShilo is definitely my favorite PC in this campaign
Zasne
2023-11-22 22:10:22 +0000 UTCmarkwintersfan47
markwintersfan47
2023-11-22 16:24:39 +0000 UTCI cant believe Grefgor was right.
Violet
2023-11-22 08:56:01 +0000 UTCBefore listening to this, I saw the comments and thought Soda died, but its worse
ImHallYall
2023-11-22 04:16:19 +0000 UTCOk shilo is just the best jrwi character now
Austin Aaron
2023-11-22 03:23:06 +0000 UTCBizly's character is top tier stg
SharkIcepick
2023-11-22 03:16:34 +0000 UTCI am loving the suck much more than I anticipated, I BEG OF YOU CHARLIE PLEASE GIVE US MORE OF THE SUCK! I NEEEEEED IT
Casketeer
2023-11-21 23:46:31 +0000 UTCBizly saying “McWhat?” In an accent is my new favorite sound bite
Addie is Raddie
2023-11-21 23:16:34 +0000 UTC"...they're exchange students" "well can you exchange them for better ones?" LMAOOO
A Simple Chocolate Pancake
2023-11-21 20:23:37 +0000 UTCMy dudes, I need more of this asap. I have already rewatched both episodes and they are more fun every time.
Nicholas Winkler
2023-11-21 20:10:22 +0000 UTCYooo I've also been thinking this! It's been brewing in my brain since Shilo was described as looking a lot like, "almost too much like," Emizel
V0id0fRedempti0n
2023-11-21 19:47:23 +0000 UTCI have a theory, what if Shilo and Emizel are like long lost vampire brothers? I feel like it's obvious. MY GOD PLEASE BRING ME THE NEXT EPISODE, IT'S SO INTENSE AND LOVE THIS NEW CAMPAIGN ( ≧Д≦)
Sapphirecactus
2023-11-21 19:34:17 +0000 UTCSODA NO!!
Creepsbeware Aesthetics
2023-11-20 22:45:01 +0000 UTCSODA NOOO
Lyla Harper
2023-11-20 22:16:21 +0000 UTCGood to see bizly playing another evil character
Beef Boss
2023-11-20 20:23:16 +0000 UTCGREFGOR MY BELOVED
meatboy
2023-11-20 17:40:09 +0000 UTCFUCK! SODA! I'M SO SORRY!
Pezza
2023-11-20 17:22:41 +0000 UTCIm LOVING the sound effects
PizzaLover
2023-11-20 14:55:31 +0000 UTCmaking soda hate soda was probably the most messed up thing they’ve done in JRWI history
nitec0re_
2023-11-20 08:16:50 +0000 UTCSODA NOOOOOOO
Angry
2023-11-20 06:47:15 +0000 UTCAmazing, cannot wait for to be sucked by shilo
Angelo
2023-11-20 06:40:29 +0000 UTCoh this campaign is AWESOME so far!!
evan beauregard merk
2023-11-20 05:02:05 +0000 UTCHOW DARE HE DO THAT TO SODA
Hydra
2023-11-20 03:04:42 +0000 UTCListening to this with my lights red to really set the sucking mood
Donum
2023-11-20 01:43:39 +0000 UTCive never considered bizly a bastard until he did that to soda
Steve Harvey
2023-11-20 01:25:43 +0000 UTCi need the next episode so bad, i am going insane. i have not obsessed with a character this much
pumpkinhead
2023-11-19 23:07:40 +0000 UTCYOOOOO
Lavalighter
2023-11-19 21:46:17 +0000 UTCHearing shilo blurt out my state made me so shocked
Silent_Otaku
2023-11-19 21:28:23 +0000 UTCJust listen to every other campaign in full again until then
FeeshUnofficial
2023-11-19 21:09:15 +0000 UTCShilo the light of my life, I hope nothing bad happens to him
roman
2023-11-19 19:00:44 +0000 UTCThis episode is the closest we’ll get to seeing what happens when we give a Victorian child modern snacks and I’m here for it
Charlie Calamity
2023-11-19 16:53:31 +0000 UTCIf I understand correctly, we'll episode 3 when episode 2 will release on YouTube right
luulcas _
2023-11-19 16:06:57 +0000 UTCnoda...
luulcas _
2023-11-19 16:05:58 +0000 UTCI am going to put Shilo and Grefgor in my pocket they are so baba
eebee
2023-11-19 15:52:26 +0000 UTChow am i supposed to go 2 weeks without another episode,,
CheapTaxidermy
2023-11-19 14:41:08 +0000 UTCI'm heartbroken about our fallen Soda. I hope Theo finds himself again, whoever that may be 😔
Happi
2023-11-19 13:46:34 +0000 UTCthe beginning feels like a typical rolled episode
kuailphobe
2023-11-19 11:12:06 +0000 UTCI'M SUCKENED!!!
Alexis Angst
2023-11-19 11:03:29 +0000 UTCSoda deserves so much. We haven’t even heard his hopes and dreams and Shilo has already ruined his life 😭
DeeDeDeeDee
2023-11-19 10:43:26 +0000 UTCTHAT IS A CRAZY THEORY...... I WANT IT TO BE TRUE.
Bun Bunting
2023-11-19 08:49:25 +0000 UTCGREFGOR MY BELOVED ❤️❤️🦇🩸🩸🧛🧛🦇❤️⚔️🦇💕💕
Egg
2023-11-19 07:46:13 +0000 UTCi cannot fucking believe the first thing shilo did when meeting soda is take away his only character trait i am beside myself in sadness one might say
azu
2023-11-19 05:22:34 +0000 UTCWonderful campaign so far, I'm loving it! I can't wait to see what other shenanigans these fellas are gonna get up to :D (I hope nothing absolutely, devastatingly terrible happens to them- that'd be awful :'D)
Mr. Disco
2023-11-19 04:52:57 +0000 UTCCan pee, can drink soda without puking, is somehow “less dead” than other vampires, HAS AN ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL VAMPIRE MOTHER. Calling it now, Shilo is a Dhampir. He’s the lovechild of the shopkeeper and the Queen, and by miracle survived birth. Emizel is his half brother. That’s why she kept her tabs on them. That’s why the Queen needs to hide him away because vampire society is very much not kind to Dhampirs.
Bacchu!
2023-11-19 04:52:47 +0000 UTCI love how cool the audio sound effects are! On a related note- I did nOT need projectile vomit noises in my ears today! (Great episode)
ScarletTheDragon
2023-11-19 04:42:43 +0000 UTCThis campaign was so worth the wait it’s so good
Joey Winchester
2023-11-19 04:23:40 +0000 UTCSoda becoming not soda is the biggest tragedy of this campaign so far. I am heartbroken
CiCiDiaries
2023-11-19 04:21:54 +0000 UTCi hope grefgores okay bro-
HEE-HOO!!
2023-11-19 04:21:46 +0000 UTCIs anyone else already in love with bizly's character's voice?
Vaughn Ormsbee
2023-11-19 04:00:26 +0000 UTCMy dad saw on my computer The Suckening and laughed so much
Heidemarie Eisel
2023-11-19 03:33:02 +0000 UTCwe’ll get it on youtube in about a week, but it might not be on patreon (at least until then)
grungis
2023-11-19 03:01:50 +0000 UTCI really wish we could get the video version, but i doubt we’ll be getting it. Just have to imagine the slompound in my mind
EaseeCheesee
2023-11-19 02:54:21 +0000 UTCAlready they destroyed the best characters
Guy
2023-11-19 02:51:49 +0000 UTCis it just me or does Emizel and Arthur's relationship feel like Jesse and Walter from breaking bad?
Joe
2023-11-19 02:12:27 +0000 UTCIt amazes me how quickly things go absolutely OFF THE RAILS in this campaign, not even two episodes in and everything is falling to pieces (then again, the Big Chipper blew up in episode 2 so this is pretty par for the course actually)
OctolingO
2023-11-19 01:39:24 +0000 UTCThis was so good I’m already obsessed with it
Atticcouch
2023-11-19 01:14:23 +0000 UTCBro the intro goes so hard
Brenda Karen
2023-11-19 01:06:06 +0000 UTCim pretty sure they said that the first 5 episodes where gonna be on youtube to hook people in. i think they will release ep 3 the same time ep 2 comes out on youtube
Niles
2023-11-19 00:19:15 +0000 UTCi assume it's just the audio version that's released a week early, and the video & rolled are gonna come out next week?
Natsu Sekai
2023-11-19 00:13:50 +0000 UTCwhy did shilo do that
tidalwisp
2023-11-19 00:13:01 +0000 UTCSuck
Hamzom
2023-11-19 00:03:14 +0000 UTCthe suckening does in fact have sucking in it
Niles
2023-11-19 00:02:44 +0000 UTCsoda is my favorite every day of the week
tidalwisp
2023-11-19 00:01:04 +0000 UTCI love sucking, shlurping even
Jazz
2023-11-18 23:27:08 +0000 UTCSODA NOOOOOOOO
The Strawberry Basket 「˗ˏˋ🍓🧺´ˎ˗」
2023-11-18 23:23:12 +0000 UTCAbsolutely loving this campaign so far, has been worth all the wait. In love with Shiloh he’s so baby girl man fail (affectionate)
8Scoot8
2023-11-18 23:04:29 +0000 UTCSUCK TIME YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AbyssalB55
2023-11-18 23:01:24 +0000 UTCMY BOOOOIIISSS
Poyopaan
2023-11-18 22:54:05 +0000 UTCShailo should be executed for his crimes against soda
BreadButMore
2023-11-18 22:51:43 +0000 UTCWait so, they did say they are going to be doing 5 episodes today right?
ImHallYall
2023-11-18 21:26:04 +0000 UTCWell, now you have to do the theme song every episode
BreadButMore
2023-11-18 21:10:14 +0000 UTCI hope the hillbilly appears everytime Bennet needs a ride
AliveAshes
2023-11-18 20:49:58 +0000 UTCI hope we get video version, I can't focus on just audio for the life of me lmao
Raven_
2023-11-18 20:49:24 +0000 UTCThe IRL energy is so noticeably different and hilarious 😂
Alana Cake
2023-11-18 20:45:15 +0000 UTCWill the video version of this episode go live for us at the same time as it goes live for non-patrons or do we get early access?
blixtozzy
2023-11-18 20:44:49 +0000 UTCHERE WE GOOOO
Skelleo
2023-11-18 20:43:40 +0000 UTCWow this if probably going to go horribly for everyone involving I can’t wait!
Dummy
2023-11-18 20:43:21 +0000 UTCLESS GO!
Limosus Mortuus
2023-11-18 20:40:54 +0000 UTCjust audio
Lynn_h25jdh
2023-11-18 20:40:21 +0000 UTCAre these gonna be video recorded, or just sound?
TiredIrishArtist
2023-11-18 20:39:02 +0000 UTCITS TIME TO GET SUCKED
Nick (Soka) Nutsucker
2023-11-18 19:25:39 +0000 UTCThere we go POG
Abdulaziz Mohammed
2023-11-18 19:25:01 +0000 UTCThank for quick fix<333
Sinnamon
2023-11-18 19:23:28 +0000 UTCHad to redo the post entirely since it was broke. This is the right episode now!
Just Roll With It
2023-11-18 19:22:04 +0000 UTC
