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August 2024 Roadmap

Greetings! Let's get right to it:

• August 1st: At 6PM EST the August Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme....

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(Script Sneak Peek) - Mori Calliope Enhanced Toilet Audio Deluxe

Mori Calliope gets a case of the squirts while livestreaming. She rushes to the toilet to relieve herself, only to realize that she's still live... again.

I removed this script from Patreon ...

(Script Sneak Peak) - Untitled Aqua Audio

A night of heavy drinking sends Aqua running to the ladies' room with a sceaming case of the shits... but in her drunken desperation she doesn't check the signage on the door and ends up in the men...

(Script Sneak Peek) - Toph and Katara: Serious Pampering

The script for June's winner, featuring Toph and Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender taking a tandem deuce after a cleansing dip in the hot spring cleanses them a little too well.

I would...

July 2024 Roadmap + Opening Up About Anxieties

Greetings Patrons! I wanted June to be more productive than it was, and admittedly I struggled a lot with writing. Each month I feel the need to top my previous efforts and it's gotten to a point w...

Zelda - Tear of the Paper AUDIO + VIDEO

Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a ...

Zelda - Tear of the Paper AUDIO

Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a single scrap of toilet paper and a calamitous case of diarrhea.

A collaboration between ...

June 2024 Roadmap & Mori Calliope Update

Greetings Patrons! May was another brutally busy month, so much so I struggled to find the time to complete my basic Patreon obligations. I'm very disappointed with myself for that but I will just ...

Kumatora (Mother 3) - Toilets, Toilets Everywhere (Audio + Art}

Kumatora enters a Kafkaesque nightmare when she enters the All-You-Can-Pee Toilet Dungeon in the Empire Pork ...

Kumatora (Mother 3) - Toilets, Toilets Everywhere

Listen to the full audio (1:57) on HotRa...

Tifa & Aerith's Mile-High Buddy Dump (AUDIO+ART)

 An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of ...

Tifa & Aerith's Mile-High Buddy Dump (AUDIO)

An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come...

Asuka Lines are In & Suggestion Box Extended to 5/14/2024

I will be busy over the next five days and away from my PC. Rather than close the poll today I decided to just extend it. Sorry for the sparse updates! I will be back on the 15th!

May 2024 Roadmap & Quick Announcements!

Greetings everyone! Spring is upon us and so is another month. April was extremely busy for me with irl obligations, and so my work time was fairly limited. I'm more behind than I would like on all...

Script Sneak Peek - (Mother 3) Kumatora in "Toilets, Toilets Everywhere"

I was initially going to keep this one a complete secret and not upload the script, but due to the set-backs on the Tifa & Aerith audio, and the longer-than-average wait time on the Asuka piece...

Asuka Langley - You Can (Not) Wait Sneak Peaks

Greetings! The lines are out for the Asuka audio. It was a tough decision on who should voice her, but in the end it is @MacStarVA who will be burying the potted plant. @AkujiSaito will act opposit...

Script Sneak Peek: Asuka Langley (Evangelion) You Can (Not) Wait

Asuka Langley Soryu's a prideful girl. But everyone has a breaking point... When she's stricken with a stomach bug that leaves her rushing for a toilet she finds that her favorite bathroom - a secl...

April 2024 - March Suggestion Winner & Roadmap!

Greetings one and all! The month of April is upon us, which means it's time for me to force aggressive shitting noises into your ears. I am not exaggerating when I say that March's poll has kept me...

Project Updates - Tifa & Aerith + Surprise!

Scripts are out for the Tifa & Aerith audios. Thanks to your generous patronage, the full cost of the piece was covered. The thumbnail this time will be done by @zeenybutgross on twitter, whose...

(FF7) Tifa and Aerith - Mile High (Working Title) Script

What would happen if, instead of Cloud going out on a date with Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie (or Barret), Tifa and Aerith decided to hit the Gold Saucer by themselves? As the two board the gondola to watch...

February 2024 Audio Suggestion Poll

It's that time folks! Time to vote on what (and who) you want to hear in my next fully voiced audio project! The following were submitted by paid members of the patreon, but free members can vote a...

To Those Who Were Charged Today - Blame Patreon

I promised there would be no charges made in February. However, the Charge-Per-Post model I was using until recently meant money would be sent to my account on an arbitrarily specified date rather ...

Feb. Suggestion Box - This Month's Theme Is...

Girls from the wonderful world of Role Playing Games! Computer, Western, and Eastern are all eligible suggestions. The box will be open from 2/1/2024 to 2/14/2024, with the vote ta...

Patreon Tiers have been Updated

Please read them over and give some thought to what benefits you want to receive! These changes do not go into effect until March 1st, 2024, so don't feel any pressure to make any ...

MAJOR UPDATE: Going Monthly and What That Means

I've given this a lot of thought and decided to try my hand at a Monthly Patreon Model like the rest of the planet. The main reason is a more consistent schedule f...

(PATRON ONLY) The Legend of Zelda: Tear of the Paper AUDIO

The audio for my upcoming Animatic! Let the sensual sound of a princess in the grips of porcelain-punishing peril fill your earholes as I work on the video version, which will be a public release a...