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[TEA] (110) 3.9. All Aboard!

By the time Asher finished his errands and met back up with Samantha and Brian, the market was officially coming to a close. Brian was ecstatic to show him the new bowstring Samantha had helped him...

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[EOE] (241) 4.20. Assemble the Troops

It didn’t take Vin very long to get word spread around to the other infernals that Xaril had agreed to speak with everyone. Luckily for him, it seemed Agne knew just about every person in the ent...

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[EOE] (240) 4.19. Heavy is the Crown

It had been four days since the infernals had lost both their leader and their entire fragment, and Vin could practically feel the invisible layer of melancholy hovering over all their heads as he ...

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[TEA] (109) 3.8. Getting the House in Order

After grabbing some of the steamed buns to go, Asher focused on his marks and couldn’t help but laugh. Hilariously, Samantha and Brian hadn’t even noticed he’d left. He found the two of them ...

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[TEA] (108) 3.7. Mystifying Missive

Asher could only stare at Bordan as the truthseeker remained frozen, envelope held out expectantly as if he knew Asher would take it. He didn’t offer any additional information or say anything el...

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[EOE] (239) 4.18. The Burden of Responsibility

By now, Vin had come to the conclusion that dungeons didn’t always reflect the fragment they were housed in when it came to the monsters and terrain held within.

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[EOE] (238) 4.17. An Explorer’s Decision

It had been late in the afternoon when they first entered the lightning fragment, and it had taken them most of the evening in order to actually make their way to the center and find Umine’s spir...

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[TEA] (107) 3.6. Fancy Meeting You Here

The three of them spent the rest of the evening relaxing in Draken’s manor and going over their new purchases. Asher required some significant assistance getting his clothing on without his hands...

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[EOE] (237) 4.16. Mirror Mirror on the… Floor?

The first thing they noticed after entering the giant spire was the sound, or lack thereof. The near-constant explosions of thunder high above them had made conversing a tad difficult as they’d m...

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[TEA] (106) 3.5. All Expense Paid Shopping Spree

In all the time Asher had spent within Whikoga up until now, he’d never actually taken the time to simply… enjoy the city. Hopping from rooftop to rooftop or tracking down gang members was a fa...

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[EOE] (236) 4.15. Shocking

It was only late afternoon, so their group leisurely made their way across the rest of the Bands’ fragment as they approached the next unknown fragment in the second ring around Terra. Vin had to...

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[TEA] (105) 3.4. Meet and Greet

Asher had always envisioned he’d one day introduce Samantha to Draken one way or another, but he’d never intended to bring Brian anywhere near the gang leader. At least not until he was much ol...

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[EOE] (235) 4.14. Divine Depression

Vin gasped as he came to, blinking at the sun high overhead. Seeing as they’d begun communing with the Gods early in the morning, at least a couple hours had passed since then.

“Vin!” S...

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[TEA] (104) 3.3. Time Out

A few hours ago, Kree had witnessed Asher appear next to him covered from head to toe in blood and looking as if he’d fought his way out of a blender. The swarm of mutated rats had done quite a n...

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[EOE] (234) 4.13. Answers and a Promise

Deciding communing with the Gods would probably be smarter to do when well-rested, the five of them quickly set up camp and hit the hay while Alka stood guard. Vin felt more than a little secure wi...

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[TEA] (103) 3.2. Do You Recall?

Asher dangled before the demon, still struggling to come to terms with what had just happened. In all the weeks he’d practiced with his skill, he’d never once encountered anything else capable ...

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[EOE] (233) 4.12. Escort Mission

“Hey Vin! Why do you smell like burnt toast?”

Vin shook his head as he spotted Scule and Reginald walking over to him with Shia right behind them. Rolling his eyes, he directed his respon...

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[TEA] (102) 3.1. Demon Hunter

Author Note: Hey everyone, if the adjustment in chapter numbering didn't give it away, we are officially at the start of Book 3 for The Eternal Assassin! As Asher tends to do, we'r...

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[TEA] (101) 2.52. We Have Bigger Problems

You!” Draken hissed, seemingly more angry about Owl’s general presence before him than the fact he held a knife to his throat. “How dare you come into my manor!”

“Me,”...

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[EOE] (232) 4.11. What Would You Do?

Without his divine boon to rely on, Vin couldn’t work on anything too strenuous when it came to magic. He was tempted to try learning another spell from one of his artifacts, like Protect...

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[EOE] (231) 4.10. I’m Doing It!

Finding a quiet, empty meadow within the valley with plenty of those sugary berry bushes nearby, Vin took a seat and pulled out his journal. At this point, even with spending those five days in Ter...

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[TEA] (100) 2.51. A Much Needed Bath

Naturally, the very first thing the swarm of rats did after breaking free from Eight’s control was start panicking. Some of them turned and began fighting amongst themselves, while the majority s...

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[EOE] (230) 4.9. Sky-Dwellers

While their group followed along behind him, Okeran gave them a quick overview of the valley. Apparently, the valley was first colonized by a large group of refugees fleeing a devastating war going...

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[TEA] (99) 2.50. We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Mousetrap

Asher flinched back as Eight’s form suddenly became unrecognizable, his body nearly doubling in size in an instant from the tumorous growths that sprouted all along his flesh. His limbs bent and ...

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[EOE] (229) 4.8. The Valley Hidden in the Mist

If Vin had a nickel for every time he found himself plummeting to his death with all his friends screaming beside him, he’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happene...

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[TEA] (98) 2.49. I Hate the Rat Race

Asher was shocked that his aim was true as the steel dagger shot straight for the unsuspecting alchemist. But a split second before it could lodge itself into the man’s back, one of the many rats...

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[TEA] (97) 2.48. It’s a Ratastrophy!

Draken allowed Asher the use of his study to prepare as he went to spread the news to everything that he’d miraculously pulled through. To Asher’s surprise, Draken had informed him that his ‘...

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[EOE] (228) 4.7. Maybe They’re Friendly?

Having recently hung out with Erik in the Tree of Ancients, the group decided to head straight from the dungeon toward the final unknown fragment bordering the Sacred Forest this time around. As th...

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[EOE] (227) 4.6. Thoughts on the Future

Author Notes: We have officially hit 4,000 followers on Royal Road, which means it is time for another additional chapter drop! As always, thank you guys for all your supp...

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[EOE] (226) 4.5. Get On The Magic School Bus

After a full day of running screenings on the new Earthers, Vin wanted nothing more than to retreat to his apartment and pass out on his shimmerwing mattress. Unfortunately, Spur had requested the ...

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