TheJarlintheUK

Jarls Armoire #70: Robed for your pleasure.

Thanks for being patient! I appreciate its a day late but on the upside it is probably the best pun I've ever done so... 🤣

Enjoy 😉 😘

Enthrallment #30 [M4A] Happy Birthday To Me [Improvisation][Morning Voice][Somnophilia]Speaker is[Tied Down]with[Bed Restraints][Oral][Blowjob][Moaning][Pleading][Facesitting][Sex][Riding][Going Dumb][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!

It's my birthday this week so here's the third in a trilogy of themed audios! (Christmas, New year and my Birthday!)

Sorry I've been a bit quiet lately. I've had a lot of medical stuff going on. I'm currently waiting on biopsy results which isn't the nicest thing to be anticipating on your birthday. Ha.

Anyways I appreciate your patience and it means a lot. I hope you enjoy me being all moany.

All my love

Jarl

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18.  Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #69(NOICE): the 'I can barely get out of bed'

Ngl i had to dig back for this one because im currently FULL of cold. I'm only posting this one because my beard looks good otherwise i would have left it in the bin where i belong 🤣

Future of Storytime with Jarl!

Hey there! We are nearly at the end of Jekyll & Hyde so I wanted to see what everyone would like to hear next!

Drop your results below if you choose 'other' please pop a suggestion in the comments and if Other wins I will put it to a poll of the suggested titles.

Jarls Armoire #68: Taking a quick pic while I work

Hey I've been trying to work on audios despite being very tired and sick. Quickly and sneakily grabbed this while I was in my recording space. 

Enjoy 😘

Tales From The Meadhall - Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #8

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Nearly the last episode! I'll be putting out a poll for the next book we are gonna read!

ITS A BIGGUN THIS TIME!

I hope you enjoy!!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #67: TOO COLD FOR BEING SPICY

Hey everyone! Sorry these outfit posts are getting away from me I'm just not really dressing up much at the moment with everything going on. So sorry its a little late!

I've also been feeling pretty unconfident in my body and stuff lately but my plan is to take steps to improve my confidence and get back on that spicy train. I wanna post my first tasteful nude in 2023. 

All my love 

Jarl

X

Enthrallment #29 [M4A] Starting The Year Off With a Bang! [Edited Improvisation][Is Die Hard A Christmas Movie?][Friends to FWB][Blowjob][Speaker orgasm][Listener orgasm][Penetration][Doggy][Spanking][Creampie][Aftercare][Friendship]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Happy New Year! Thank you for joining me in 2022. Your support means the world to me ♥

Hope you all have an amazing 2023!

So I had an idea for an audio where two friends end up kissing at New Years and rather than it being some big romantic thing, they just realize they have the hots for each other and begin a FWB arrangement. I wanted to make this as a public audio with the help of some friends from Twitter! (Listed below)

The first part has quite a lot of background noise but when it all gets going they move to somewhere more sheltered and the background drifts away! (This happens at 3:20 if the party noises are too much!)

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER A MASSIVE THANKYOU TO:

@va_prismatic
@VexingLex
@Furby931
@phoenixDK
@Cinnnamonnsugar
@ATouchShriek
@GildedGoddessVA
@Noturprettygal
@TheGamingCelt_
@Always_WIP
@RightBitofKit

They're all exceptionally talented people so go check out their stuff on Twitter!

(If I've missed you please remind me there was a lot to keep track of here haha x)

I really hope you enjoy the audio and I hope you have an amazing new year!

All my love!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #66: Throwback Flashback

Apologies for the late picture I've been absolutely inundated. Happy new year everyone! this photo was taken about 2 years ago! Feel I've chanted a lot since then! 

All my love

Jarl

Q&A December '22

Hey everyone!

Here are this months answers to questions! 

Remember if you have any burning questions that Januarys Q&A form will be going up for Shieldmaiden tier and above in the next few days!



Hope you enjoy! 

All my love 

Jarl

Enthrallment #28 [M4A] Stuffing Myself Into A Toy Post-Christmas! [Ramble][Ramblefake👀][Fleshlite][Fantasizing][Mostly Moans][Uncontrollably Horny][Narrative][Breathy][Mindbreak][Needy Whines][Losing my mind][Performance]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas/Seasons Greetings!

With work being so intense (I'm back at work today already.) I haven't had much time to script but I thought a ramble would be a nice way to run up towards the new year!

Q&A also recorded today and the next episode of Jekyll & Hyde! Also got an idea for a special New Years themed audio so plenty of audio content to keep an eye (or an ear) out for!

I really hope you enjoy!

All my love!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18.  Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #65; Cowpoke throwback

A little late with this one thanks for your patience! Been taking a little break! Xx

All my love

Jarl  xx

Enthrallment #27 [M4A] A Gift from Santas Sack. [Improvisation][Comedy][Santa][Christmas][Puns][Dumb][You've been Naughty][Can't find the mince pies][NO MINCE PIES FOR SANTA!?][Caught awake][Naughty List][Handcuffs][Spanks][Blowjob][Bent Over Sex][Orgasm][Character Break][Laughter][So dumb]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Merry Christmas/Seasons Greetings everyone!

Here it is... possibly my most ridiculous audio to date. I'm not sure if its dumb, funny, sexy or all three... Probably all three!

I really hope you have a good winter season. Take care of yourselves and each other.

All my love

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #64: Just Grey Shorts.

Merry Christmas! 

I hope you enjoy! In 2023 I'm planning on becoming a big buff boy so we can roll the clocks back next year and see where I'm at in a year's time.

Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #7

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Part 7!!!

Another mega short one.

There's only two more parts to go (Although they are CHONKY! To make up for the short one!)

I've started to think about what I'm going to record next. I'm sure I'll put out another poll. I hope you all have enjoyed this series!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #63: Christmas sausage.

Ngl I enjoy posting these bulge pics. 

I mean totally innocent pictures of my shorts. 😏😘

Christmas audio!

Hey everyone! 

I will be releasing a special Christmas themed audio on the 24th! 

It's a bit silly and funny and kinda hot too I'm pretty excited about it so I really hope you enjoy.

Work is still mega busy for me but I'll continue with releases as planned and then start looking at how things are gonna go for the new year. 

I will need a new book to start reading soon so keep an eye out for that and my monthly Q&A still to come! 

Hope you're all having a lovely December.

All my love

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #62: wrap up warm

Hey everyone. 

Sorry this one is late coming in. I'm currently working two full time contracts and unfortunately run into some potentially very serious health issues.

Uploads will continue as planned just please bear in mind some stuff like pictures may not be on the same schedule every time as it depends when I can find time to take them. 

This should just be for this very busy period. I hope you're all doing well 

All my love

Jarl

Enthrallment #26 [M4A] Room Service [Improvisation][Strangers to lovers][Hotel Room Sex][Blowjob][Praise][Sex][Whispers][Moaning][Light Degradation][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Tuesday audio!

I recorded this while in my hotel room as I've been travelling for work recently. Unfortunately this was the last audio I could record with my current phone/microphone as the audio jack port died shortly after so my microphone no longer works. Whoops. Kinda the end of an era. Anyway I had coworkers staying in the rooms either side of me so I had to be kinda hushed and whispered but I think that makes for a very intense and intimate audio. I hope you like it!

After things calm down with work I will be back to releasing some more produced, scripted audios as well as improvisations. I'm just so busy at the moment it's crazy!

I really hope you enjoy!

All my love

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #61: Cow boy booty!

Another from this little shoot. Spicy again. Thought you might enjoy some ass 😉

Have am amazing week. New audio out tomorrow! 

All my love

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #60: Cowboy!

Hey everyone! ;) 

I love this new oodie. Bought for me on Throne! 

Hope you enjoy! Think I wanna upload more spicy pics going forwards 😉

Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #6

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Part 6!

I really feel like I see where this story is going now! I know a little bit about Jekyll and Hyde as a concept but I'm not super familiar with it so this has been fascinating!

Thanks for bearing with me on the schedule change, I just wanted to get something themed out for thanksgiving and as it fell on a Thursday it felt sensible!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Quick update!

Hey everyone!

Just letting you know that Jekyll & Hyde will go up today and then we are back to regularly scheduled fappi- I mean.... programming.

New filthy smutty audio next Tuesday and I have a special Christmas themed audio planned!

Hope you're all doing well. Sorry I've been a bit radio silent. Absolutely hectic working two jobs at the moment.

All my love ♥

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #59: More Hotel Fun

I'm really sick at the moment! Apologies for the late post. Took this while I was in my last hotel! 

Hope you're all doing okay

All my love 

Jarl 

Help me make content! (If you want to!)

Hey all, 

A friend suggested I should post here and so I'm going to try and see how it goes.

First and foremost I want to say thank you for the support! More audios and Jekyll & Hyde readings are on the way! Additional support is always appreciated but never required! 

Here's the reason for my post;

I need help raising funds for a new phone. My current one is on the way out. The battery life is short and the audio jack port is broken so I can't use my microphone anymore. This will make recording stuff like rambles or improvs a lot harder and lower quality. If you would like you can help me upgrade my phone. As I've said, theres no pressure and its absolutely not required but very much appreciated if you'd like to help.

The link to contribute is here, any little helps;

https://throne.me/u/jarlaudio/wishlist/item/9df0e9fb-b931-4b07-a8b4-d820871fd5ae

I just want to reiterate I appreciate all your support. It means the world to me.

Thank you

All my love

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #58

Hey all! 

Taken in my hotel room while I've been travelling for work this week.

Sorry for the late post! I was working late last night and have been having phone troubles so didn't get around to posting til today. 

Hope you're all well

All my love

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #57: Feeling naughty in my hotel room.

Ngl, just wanted to show off that I'm a bit thicc. 

Enjoy 😘

Q&A November 2022

Hey everyone! 

Here are my answers to questions asked by Shieldmaiden tier and above! Decembers question form will be going up in the next few days! 

Hope you enjoy! 

This weeks posts

Hey all! 

Couldn't get a re-upload of GWA content out this week as I'm travelling for work and don't have my computer with me. But I've brought my portable mic and I'm gonna record something when I have some time in the hotel room. Ive managed to get November's AMA done so that will be going live tomorrow. 

Hope you're all doing well

All my love

Jarl

Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #5

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Part 5!

I'm really enjoying doing all the voices! Its making me want to do more stories like this!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.