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Big M4M collab!

Hey there!

So recently I've been part of two massive M4M collabs and the first one has dropped! Its a parody of resident evil 2 and its super funny and has some AMAZINGLY talented VAs involved.


It deserves all the love so please check it out here: https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAudioGay/comments/yfp05u/comment/iu4kzau/?context=3

I hope you enjoy ♥

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Enthrallment #16 [M4F] Your Ride Home [Script Fill] [Car Sex] [Rearview Mirror] [Self Play] [Public] [Pet Names] [Princess] [Cunnilingus] [Girl on Top] [Creampie] [Established Relationship] [L-Bombs] [British]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Week 5 of re-uploads that got deleted from my GWA Library!

Huge thanks to Britt (@MsBratney On Twitter & u/MsBratney On reddit) for allowing me to use her amazing script: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/pqwd4k/script_offer_m4f_your_ride_home_car_sex_rearview/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

This was one of my first audios and I worked really hard on the sound design. I learned so much making this audio and I hold it very close to my heart.

Hope you've had a good weekend! All My Love.

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #47: Delivering Cargo 😉

OoI have some precious cargo (get it cos they're cargo trousers)


Not my strongest joke I'm well aware haha



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Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #3

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Part 3!

This chapter was really short by comparison with the last one! It's very unusually paced but I'm enjoying the Jekyll voice!

Still intrigued as to where its going! I'm blind reading this book so I don't know what will happen before I start reading!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou for listening and I hope you're enjoying my content! Plenty more on the way! Have a fantastic end to your week and a lovely weekend.

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #46 Snuggle boy

Come cuddle and snuggle! I'm very soft... until I'm hard.

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Enthrallment #15 [M4F] Why Does Daddy Work Out 2: SQUATTING WITH DADDY TIL HE FUCKS YOU! [Daddy][DDLG][Baby Girl][BFE][Praise][Mdom][Workout Becomes Sex][Instructional][Seduction][Grinding][Spanking][Fingering][Cunnilingus][Sex][Wall Sex][Riding][Creampie][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Week 4 of re-uploads that got deleted from my GWA Library!

Meant to post this yesterday but I've had the BUSIEST weekend!

It seemed only fitting to post the sequel to the first one!

I think this one demonstrates a jump in quality from the first but unfortunately wasn't anywhere near as popular. I think it really goes to show that either;

A) Some audios just have some magic, intangible ingredient thats hard to replicate
OR
B) It's totally random what does well and what doesn't!

Either way I hope you enjoy!!

More M4M and M4F content on the way!

Hope you've had a good weekend! All My Love.

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #45: snuggle boy

Come gimme a cuddle? 😘

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Enthrallment #14(B) [M4M] An In-tents Interaction [Enemies to Lovers][Camping][Sharing a Small Tent][Close Quarters][Bickering][Accidental Touching][Undressing][Face-sitting][Msub to Mdom][Pinned Down][Mating Press][Orgasm][Breeding][Aftercare][Cuddling]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Another Double whammy! One audio, two versions! This is the [M4M] post. Please check out the other post for [M4F].

This came from a suggestion into my google form, and I realized I've never done a camping audio before! Well now I have! I really wanted this to feel close, hot and steamy. I hope I achieved that! Please enjoy and yknow, share and all that stuff. Really helps me :)

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Enthrallment #14(A) [M4F] An In-tents Interaction [Enemies to Lovers][Camping][Sharing a Small Tent][Close Quarters][Bickering][Accidental Touching][Undressing][Face-sitting][Msub to Mdom][Pinned Down][Mating Press][Orgasm][Breeding][Aftercare][Cuddling]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Another Double whammy! One audio, two versions! This is the [M4F] post. Please check out the other post for [M4M].

This came from a suggestion into my google form, and I realized I've never done a camping audio before! Well now I have! I really wanted this to feel close, hot and steamy. I hope I achieved that! Please enjoy and yknow, share and all that stuff. Really helps me :)

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #44: The white t blue jeans era isnt over!

It's not over you hear me!!

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Enthrallment #13 [M4F] Why does Daddy work out? He'll show you princess! [Established Relationship] [DDLG] [Daddy] [Praise] [Pet Names] [L-Bombs] [Workout Becomes Sex] [Kissing] [Face Sitting] [Cunnilingus] [Countdown] [Held Against Wall] [Wall Sex] [Bed Sex] [Breeding] [Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Week three of re-uploads!  This audio explores a scene between Daddy and his Princess. It's very lovey dovey. Extremely breathy and you can hear I still had my orthodontics in hahaha.  This one is really showing its age I think. It did really well but I think I'm a much more experienced creator now. I probably wouldn't make this audio this way any more. The quality isn't what I'd like it to be and I think I could phrase things better

(I won't point out my problems with this audio as I don't want to ruin it for anyone.) This was one of my first improvisations and I've learned a lot since then.  It was one of my most popular audios at the time (I think it hit like 1k+ upvotes?) so It'll be interesting to see what people think a year or so on.

I did a little bit of remastering to lessen some of the peaks and added a little soft noise to make it feel a little less harsh around the edges.  I hope you enjoy! At the very least I get VERY moany.

Hope you're all having an awesome weekend!  Lots of love.

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #43: Cowboy!

I told you it was coming! I absolutely love these  compression shorts. I'm definitely adding more to my throne so if you wanna see me in more of them 👀

I should get a full cowfit... Make a nice himbo hucow outfit... Drizzle (Oat) milk all over myself... ahem.


Anyways, enjoy!

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Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #2

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Part 2!

This one was WORDY. Keep an ear out for my little aside part way through ha!

I'm still enjoying this book! It's actually a really good challenge for me since it is such a mouthful (lol). I hope you enjoy!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thankyou for listening and I hope you're enjoying my content! Plenty more on the way! Have a fantastic end to your week and a lovely weekend.

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #42: More Belt Fun

OKAY I KNOW I'VE POSTED A FEW FROM THIS SHOOT BUT I LIKED THESE PICTURES OKAY haha

Also... who doesn't like belt fun? :P


All my love 


Jarl

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Enthrallment #12 [M4F] Making the time to FUCK you like you deserve [Improvisation][Soft Dom][Soft Voice][Aftercare][BFE][Doggy Style][Domestic][Kissing][Praise][Soft Dom][Breast Play][Missionary][Eye Contact][MutualOrgasm][Cunnilingus][Oral][Wet Sounds]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Week two of my re-uploads! (I need to come up with a name for this series... any suggestions?) This one was a commission that I am really proud of.   Very softly spoken. A BFE experience. I love improvisation and this was a lot of fun.  With some SFX added in for good measure.

I hope you enjoy!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #41: Summer Throwback

I don't feel like I'll be earing shorts this winter sadly!

Bring back the sun T.T

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Enthrallment #11 [M4F] Daddys "Good Girl" Hypnosis. [Hypnosis] [DDLG] [Daddy] [Breathy] [Whispers] [British] [Binaural] [Droning Tones] [Layers] [Soft Dom] [Repetition] [Moans] [Relaxation] [Countdown] [Praise] [Conditioning] [Empty Headed] [Instructional Drop] [Growls] [Guided Orgasm] [Body Kissing] [Blowjob] [Sex] [Oral]

Hey There Gorgeous!

The first of my original content to be re-uploaded! This one was a favorite of mine when I made it. I think I've come a long way since then but I think its still got plenty to offer!

I hope you enjoy this revisit!

Don't forget your headphones and careful of me touching your shoulder after you listen ;)

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #40: Comfies (Grey Sweats!)!

It's that time of the year where the grey sweats and warm hoodies become a staple! 


Wanna cuddle up and watch movies?

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Enthrallment #10(D) [M4M] Abducted By A Space Viking [Dub-Con][Wet Noises][Multiple Listener Orgasms][Optional Tentacle Scene][Space Viking][Narrative][Atmospheric][Binaural][Sci-Fi][MDom][Praise][Adventure][Listener Restrained][Whisper][Teasing][Fingering][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Sex Toy][Vibration][Oral][Blowjob][2nd O][Tentacles][3rd O][Mind Break][Domination][Sex][Breeding][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Happy rebrand day! I come to you with an early Tuesday audio to celebrate and this one is a WHOPPER!

I put a lot of time into this one. Its probably the most I've ever done with an audio and I'm really really proud of it. I wanted something special for my rebrand and I really hope you enjoy it!

A few things to note;

There are four versions of this audio! There is M4F and M4M versions, both with two variants. I decided to make the tentacle scene optional as I know it's not everyone's cup of tea!

This version is; M4M WITH TENTACLES

Other versions available below;

M4M Without Tentacles;

M4F With Tentacles;

M4F Without Tentacles;

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all. All I want is to provide you with the best content I can. Thank you for being here and supporting me. It means the world.

I really hope you enjoy ♥

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Enthrallment #10(C) [M4F] Abducted By A Space Viking [Dub-Con][Wet Noises][Multiple Listener Orgasms][Space Viking][Narrative][Atmospheric][Binaural][Sci-Fi][MDom][Praise][Adventure][Listener Restrained][Whisper][Teasing][Fingering][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Sex Toy][Vibration][Oral][Cunnilingus][2nd O][Mind Break][Domination][Sex][Breeding][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Happy rebrand day! I come to you with an early Tuesday audio to celebrate and this one is a WHOPPER!

I put a lot of time into this one. Its probably the most I've ever done with an audio and I'm really really proud of it. I wanted something special for my rebrand and I really hope you enjoy it!

A few things to note;

There are four versions of this audio! There is M4F and M4M versions, both with two variants. I decided to make the tentacle scene optional as I know it's not everyone's cup of tea!

This version is; M4F WITHOUT TENTACLES

Other versions available below;

M4F With Tentacles;

M4M With Tentacles;

M4M Without Tentacles;

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all. All I want is to provide you with the best content I can. Thank you for being here and supporting me. It means the world.

I really hope you enjoy ♥

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Enthrallment #10(B) [M4M] Abducted By A Space Viking [Dub-Con][Wet Noises][Multiple Listener Orgasms][Space Viking][Narrative][Atmospheric][Binaural][Sci-Fi][MDom][Praise][Adventure][Listener Restrained][Whisper][Teasing][Fingering][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Sex Toy][Vibration][Oral][Blowjob][2nd O][Mind Break][Domination][Sex][Breeding][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Happy rebrand day! I come to you with an early Tuesday audio to celebrate and this one is a WHOPPER!

I put a lot of time into this one. Its probably the most I've ever done with an audio and I'm really really proud of it. I wanted something special for my rebrand and I really hope you enjoy it!

A few things to note;

There are four versions of this audio! There is M4F and M4M versions, both with two variants. I decided to make the tentacle scene optional as I know it's not everyone's cup of tea!

This version is; M4M WITHOUT TENTACLES

Other versions available below;

M4F With Tentacles;

M4F Without Tentacles;

M4M With Tentacles;

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all. All I want is to provide you with the best content I can. Thank you for being here and supporting me. It means the world.

I really hope you enjoy ♥

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Enthrallment #10(A) [M4F] Abducted By A Space Viking [Dub-Con][Wet Noises][Multiple Listener Orgasms][Optional Tentacle Scene][Space Viking][Narrative][Atmospheric][Binaural][Sci-Fi][MDom][Praise][Adventure][Listener Restrained][Whisper][Teasing][Fingering][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Sex Toy][Vibration][Oral][Cunnilingus][2nd O][Tentacles][3rd O][Mind Break][Domination][Sex][Breeding][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Happy rebrand day! I come to you with an early Tuesday audio to celebrate and this one is a WHOPPER!

I put a lot of time into this one. Its probably the most I've ever done with an audio and I'm really really proud of it. I wanted something special for my rebrand and I really hope you enjoy it!

A few things to note;

There are four versions of this audio! There is M4F and M4M versions, both with two variants. I decided to make the tentacle scene optional as I know it's not everyone's cup of tea!

This version is; M4F WITH TENTACLES

Other versions available below;

M4F Without Tentacles;

M4M With Tentacles;

M4M Without Tentacles;

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all. All I want is to provide you with the best content I can. Thank you for being here and supporting me. It means the world.

I really hope you enjoy ♥

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Jarls Armoire #39: So late Im only half dressed!

Hey everyone sorry! Little late on the fitcheck friday today. Been working flat out on the rebrand and I completely forgot! 


Hopefully some thighs will make up for it!

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Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #1

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Here it is! The first of my Storytime Thursday content!

The winner of the poll (incase it wasn't obvious :P) is the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!

I've never read this book so it's brand new to me. I'm finding it very interesting so far. I hope you enjoy!

As always, if you like this please drop it a like and if you can think of someone who you think would enjoy this content (and it's not too awkward) a recommendation really helps me!

Thanks everyone, have a fantastic end to your week and a lovely weekend.

All my Love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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Big news and an Update scheduled for: 1st October 2022

Hey everyone!

I hope to find you well! Bit of a long one today but there's lots of info about some upcoming changes and a big thank you at the end! ♥

I just wanted to give you a little update on the future of content going forwards and a bunch of stuff to get excited about!

The winner of the poll for new Thursday content was The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - the first episode of which goes up TOMORROW! and I'm really proud of it. I hope you like it, let me know what you think of it in the comments when it goes live!

As I continue with this Patreon journey I am always learning and trying to improve my content and provide a richer experience for you along the way. I don't always get things quite right, but I feel my Patreon has certainly grown since we started earlier this year. I'm really proud of where we've got to, but with some exciting developments just around the corner, it's time, once again to refine and improve!

As always, my intention is to ALWAYS ADD content, rather than take it away. So no Tiers will be losing out on anything. With that in mind; 

As some of you have guessed based on my (incredibly cool and mysterious :P) Twitter posts - On the 1st October I will be doing some rebranding and with that, will come some additions to the current post schedule. These are as follows:

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Reddit audios!

From the 1st, I will be finally reposting the deleted audios from Reddit. This is in addition to the audios I'm already posting. These will be available to ALL TIERS. My intention is to post one per week until they're all back. This basically means that - all being well - I'll be posting 6 audios a month until they're all up. I've not settled on a posting day yet, but I'm leaning towards Saturdays or Sundays. Obviously this is quite a large upturn in work for me, which may take a little getting used to, so please bear with me as I get up to speed!

I've been attempting to sort through all the audios on my PC and figure out which I can post on Patreon and which I can't due to them using scripts that I don't have permission to use outside of GWA.

Some of the audios I can re-upload will be remastered, or in some cases, completely remade (if I wasn't happy with them).

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I am adding some new Tier rewards because I felt like the Shieldmaiden and Huldra tiers weren't getting much additional benefit, as I don't end up having many funny bloopers to post and limited time for 'experimental' audios. So going forwards I will be doing a monthly Q&A which will be for Shieldmaiden and above. For people in those tiers you will have the opportunity to ask any questions you like and I will do my best to answer them. I will do so in a monthly audio. Any that come in after the audio has been recorded will be added to the next months Q&A.

Additionally; The Tier reward (Discord DMs) for Alfar will be added to the Huldra tier. This is for two reasons; to give Huldra a more tangible benefit - and because I am closing my DMs on Twitter and Reddit for the benefit of my mental health. It will come as no surprise that as an adult content creator I get quite a few unwanted messages, I also just generally have a lot of people contacting me for one reason or another and while I'm as busy (both with work IRL and audio stuff) as I am... I feel this choice is necessary. (Of course if you have any patreon related issue or you need to contact me for an emergency that needs my attention, as a patron you can always message me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.)

In turn, The Alfar Tier will now get early access to audios once they're made (this can sometimes be up to months in advance.) So if you want to hear my audios the second I've finished them, now you can.

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As a final note, I am REALLY excited about the rebrand and I can't wait for you all to see it. It's no secret that my audios getting stolen greatly demoralized me. My experience of GWA in the months leading up to my departure were already difficult and that was the final straw. But taking some time away and reinvigorating my creative muscles has really helped. I've been taking the time to remind myself that I make these audios because it's fun, because I enjoy knowing that people have a good time with them. That I've received some really touching responses to them.

This has been a wild ride. A year ago I never would have thought this was possible. I am extremely grateful to you all for being here with me. It means a lot.

Thank you, truly. ♥

Jarl

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Jarls Armoire #38: Something sweet to put in your mouth!

As promised I said I would pose with any gift sent to me! I'm very grateful and here it is! 


Thanks for being here and being so generous 


All my love


Jarl

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Jarls Armoire #37: Leash Belt!

Hey! Same outfit as Friday but this time the belt is fully off and ready to be used as a leash...


Any takers? ;)

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Jarls Armoire #36: Spicy bonus pic!

A spicy bonus pic for everyone because I said if I got any new Patrons in 24 hours I'd post so here it is! There will be a menswear Monday coming out today as well! 

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Jarls Armoire #35: Daddy's taking off his belt.

Don't make me collar you with it... or do... might be fun. 

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Enthrallment #8 [M4F] Helping My Princess Relax Before Her Big Day [DDLG][No Age-Regression][Comfort][BFE][Established Relationship][Pre-Scene Negotiation][Love][Misbehaving][Whispering][Touching][Kissing][Praise][Ass-Squeezing][Nipple Sucking][Oral][Cunnilingus[Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Aftercare][Breathing]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Double whammy today! One audio, two versions! This is the [M4F] post. Please check out the other post for [M4M].   So this is a style of audio I've been wanting to make for a while in terms of the conversation that happens AROUND the scene. I wholeheartedly think that communication in relationships (especially BDSM) is underrepresented in audios (at least ones I've heard). Which is a shame since its the cornerstone of a healthy, safe dynamic. So going forwards, I will make more like this, where a BFE scene begins with establishing rules and boundaries at least a little. I hope that will make for a more genuine experience for the listener. Let me know what you think.

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

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