I wonder how that would feel…
Like, a disembodied less-than-completely solid mass sliding so deep that it’s full inside, spurting it’s ectoplasmic load, then popping back out…
R...
2025-02-20 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Don’t be a snake~
2025-02-20 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Masturbating blatantly in public is inexcusable!
Keyword: Blantantly~
2025-02-19 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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When testing with transformative materials, be careful not to leave it where you can ‘ass’identally get exposed~
2025-02-19 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Yandere Tomboy Shark Woman?
Yeeeaaaah, I’m not so sure about that bro…
She’ll eat you alive… literally…
2025-02-18 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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You can’t SEE anything, but you KNOW it’s there…
2025-02-18 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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You like kitty titties, don’t you Squidward?
2025-02-17 19:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Insults carry more weight than you think~
2025-02-17 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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She take da bite
2025-02-16 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Goat I’d Like To Fuck?
Well, I mean, if she looks like THAT?!
Then yeah~
2025-02-15 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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It’s like these stinky puns write themselves
2025-02-14 19:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Read the controls before you start just mashing random buttons on your universal remote!
2025-02-14 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes you need a little nudge out the door from your friends~
2025-02-13 19:12:26 +0000 UTC
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Pay attention to posted signs in any establishment you’re in
They’re either for your safety, or a standing threat to influence your behavior
And it’s probably best t...
2025-02-13 19:02:47 +0000 UTC
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With a figure like that?
Yeah, I’d be at a loss for words too…
2025-02-12 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Truly tragic - My heart goes out to all afflicted by this trrbl vrs
2025-02-11 19:00:30 +0000 UTC
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Finding out you have allergies to new products can be a ‘bitch’~
2025-02-11 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Nya-t too much going on here~
Move along stranger
2025-02-10 19:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Just give in…
It feels so much better when you’re enjoying what’s happening to you~
2025-02-10 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Whoever said life reflects art, just know that I’m trying to make life better for you perverts~
2025-02-09 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It’s best to treat trespassing strangers with a great sense of caution, even if they’re not in your house
2025-02-09 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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He just wants to love (and suck) you~
2025-02-08 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Love Triangles have a way of getting heated and putting people in heat~
2025-02-08 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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She’s tasked to take extra good care of you~
2025-02-07 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Very funny Mods, but I got banned for this
>: (
2025-02-07 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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They just want to mess you…
It’s SUPER innocent pranks - I PROMISE!
They just want to confuse you, get you lost, and keep you from EVER leaving & playing with anyone else EVER A...
2025-02-06 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Handle all hazardous materials with care…
ESPECIALLY if they’re listed as “Infectious substances, affecting humans” or “Infectious substances, affecti...
2025-02-06 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Look at that…
That sweet calcium rich bod…
Yeah, that’s what bone-daddy likes~
2025-02-05 19:00:14 +0000 UTC
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You’ve just gotta let the baby bird leave the nest
It’s sad, but also amazing!
Well that’s enough sappy & sad talk - Furry TF time~
2025-02-05 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s a classic
If you’ve done it, you know there’s nothing quite like doing this with ‘the one’~
2025-02-04 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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