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Book 2 Ch 39: I Always Appreciate a Good Performance

Dantes arrived at the Cruel Lady in the early morning, finding it surprisingly busy for that time of day with a few men and a woman leaving quickly with their faces covered by large hats, and a sha...

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Book 2 Ch 38: I Owed a Debt

Dantes stood in a darkened alley surrounded by filth and broken glass, feeling as much at home there as was possible. He wore his dark green jacket with the hood up, protecting from the light drizz...

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Book 2 Ch 37: I Want to Talk

He awoke without either Clay or his sister in his garden, though he could sense that they’d been there recently. He found Jacopo sleeping peacefully next to him on a bedding of old leaves, and a ...

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Book 2 Ch 36: He Loved That Hand

Dantes could feel the blood loss sapping his strength as he ran, but he was moving on pure instinct and could think of nothing but his desire to escape. Eventually he collapsed in a dirty alley. He...

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Character portraits pt 2.

I though everyone might like to see the character portraits I've generated since I put out the last batch. As I said before I mainly make these for my own notes and reference and they aren't perfec...

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Book 2 Ch 35: How are my seconds?

To Mondego and his men, it seemed as if all hells had broken loose. Vines whipped up and grabbed the wrists of the men holding knives to Alessa and Caressa’s necks, and dragged them to the ground...

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Book 2 Ch 34: Maybe Dantes Changed More Than I Thought

The rest of the conclave was much more relaxed, with them mostly deciding more on what kind of trade with Dantes they’d want to do, and sharing another meal and some booze. Dantes decided to pass...

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Book 2 Ch 33: I Was Aiming For Her Head

Coal rode his warthog into the clearing in the middle of a hearty laugh. 

“And the man chased you right into the swamp?” he asked Lorna, who was walking next to him, her gator, Beast...

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Book 2 Ch 32: This Would Certainly Rot Your Teeth

Dantes stood in front of the ancient tree deep in the heart of Rendhold with Jacopo sitting on his shoulder. He went through a quick mental checklist to make sure he was ready. His bag was filled w...

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Book 2 Ch 31: Please, Just Let Me Go

Jacopo followed the woman into one of the administrative buildings, using his key to push through the anti-vermin enchantment and slip through the front door behind her. This building was different...

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Book 2 Ch 30: Go In Sword Drawn and Start Swinging

While Dantes was occupying himself at the Cruel Lady, Jacopo was sitting behind some documents on a shelf in Pacha’s office. He’d just left another note on his desk, but before he could slip ou...

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Book 2 Ch 29: What Is Your Displeasure?

In Uptown, the Cruel Lady stood out. A black building with barred windows and a massive sign with the establishment's name framed by a large black whip. It was flanked by a bookstore with flowers i...

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Book 2 Ch 28: No. He'll Just Die

Dantes stood from his bedroll and flexed his fingers as he moved toward Orebus, Merle, and Felix. It had started to rain, and a light drizzle was falling over the garden, which he sensed that many ...

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Book 2 Ch 27: Wasn't Worth a Boot Filled with Piss

Moving through a mirror was very different from moving through trees. With the trees there was a sense of oneness with everything and a loss of ego, but with the mirror there was only an intense di...

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Book 2 Ch 26: We Can't Afford Mistakes Now


Once Felix had completely resigned himself to his fate, he actually began to seem as if he was enjoying the prospect of breaking the collars. He and the other mages began to theorize and...

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Book 2 Ch 25: It's Really All Very Simple

Dantes walked along the hall, dripping wet in his disguise with his boots squelching with every step. The corridor he stood in was long with doors on either side, seemingly too close together to ho...

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Book 2 Ch 24: Mages...They Just Couldn't Help Themselves

Dantes adjusted the black cloak he’d wrapped around himself, clasping it with a bronze pin in the shape of a triangle in the center of a circle, a symbol thought to represent stability in magic, ...

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Book 2 Ch 23: One of the Most Ignoble Rakes

Dantes didn’t make his former collared friends wait in a pit of dwarven corpses and vermin for long. He shifted back to himself and leaned against the wall behind him, coughing lightly into his f...

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Book 2 Ch 22: Let Me Come Up with Something Better

Dantes wound his way back up through the outer city and back to where his boots clacked comfortably against concrete. The sun was high and he’d spent several hours getting information on the diff...

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Book 2 Ch 21: Do You Mind if I Go into Your Greenhouse and Say Hi?

Dantes smiled at the woman and patted one of his pockets filled with coin.

“Don’t worry, I’m here to buy. He spread his awareness through all of the plants nearby, finding that all of t...

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Book 2 Ch 20: I'll Need a Coat to Carry You In

Dantes spent the next two days recovering. He focused on improving and expanding his gardens, talking to the local flora and fauna, and monitoring the reactions to the sacking of Mondego’s storeh...

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Book 2 Ch 19: You're Under Arrest

Gavain ran at a very impressive clip to the docks. Even with Dantes taking him along mainly back roads and alleys, they still reached the warehouse within the hour. Dantes’s dignity was a bit bru...

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Book 2 Ch 18: I Shall Hope for His Death

Dantes woke up to the feeling of the sun beating down on him in the high heat of midafternoon. He squinted, slowly pulling himself up. His mouth was dry and tasted of bile. He dragged himself to hi...

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Book 2 Ch 17: The Relief of Absolute Oblivion

He wasn’t sure how he made it back to his garden with Jacopo, but he did. He shivered, but felt hot. He retched, but had nothing left to come up. He curled himself into a ball on the dirt a half-...

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Book 2 Ch 16: Bureaucrats Are Worse Than Elves

Dantes made it to the docks with time to spare and began sending out rats and roaches to search all of the nearby vessels that had just come into port. As he did that, he slipped into the dock mana...

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Book 2 Ch 15: Sincerely, Madame Cornelia of the House of Forteville

The next night, Dantes and Jacopo wove through Uptown as rats, moving from block to block until they reached the Administrative Square. They skittered past the statues of the gods in the center, av...

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Book 2 Ch 14: So, We're Even?

Dantes climbed quickly and easily onto the roof of the building behind which was the alley that Felix was still pacing in. He made his way to the edge of the building, and shifted into ratform befo...

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Book 2 Ch 13: Such Tasty Crumbs She Gave

Dantes watered his fourth garden, drawing his black hilted stiletto to trim a few browning leaves from a bush as he listened to the gossipping of pigeons on the freshly cleared roof behind him.

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Book 2 Ch 12: He Was a Rat and Had more Practical Concerns

Jacopo moved quickly through the city, using the mental map Dantes had given him to move toward Uptown. Dantes hadn’t frequented that part of the city, as most were turned away at the gates unles...

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Book 2 Ch 11: Whip 'em out

The Bitter Wife was not the finest establishment in Rendhold, far from it, but it certainly did its best to live up to its name. Gambling, whoring, drinking, even fighting if you were into that sor...

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