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Ch 24: We'll see how the next roll goes

With the deal made, Dantes left Mez to his brewing and headed back to his cave. The trek was easy, particularly without the weight of the sack he’d carried on the way there. Once he was back in h...

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Ch 23: Dust, weed, favor, coin if they have it

Dantes moved quickly and comfortably through the outskirts, shifting through narrow passageways, and avoiding sealed passages and dead ends. This was a more frequently tread path for him, one that ...

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Ch 22: Hungry and cruel

Dantes walked back to his cave, his mind forming plans on top of plans on top of plans in the midst of the euphoria he was experiencing. The immediate threat was gone, and now he had more tools to ...

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Ch 21: I was made for the stage

“Alright mutt, want to take your place on the stage? Or do we need to drag you up here?”

Dantes smirked. “Don’t worry, I was made for the stage.” He began walking forward, his escor...

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Downtown Druid EPUB/PDF Ch 1-20

For those catching up

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Ch 20: A fools game

Once all Dantes’ preparation was done, he returned to the Collared to find not just Wane, but Tel waiting for him by their entrance. He felt the rats that were trailing him slip through cracks in...

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Ch 19: I have squats to do

Merle chuckled at his own joke, then grabbed a rag and began wiping the sweat from his oddly muscular frame. He stretched his neck left, then right, eliciting audible cracks each time that made Wan...

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Ch 18: Dead man walking

Dantes looked over the rats arranged before him. They ranged from black to white, with a few having the same brown coloration as Jacopo. Some were large and well fed, others slim and starved. All o...

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Ch 17: A god? Of...rats?

It was dark, and cramped. Dantes could feel earth pressing down on him from all sides, but he felt oddly calm. The dark, and confining space felt natural, and comforting. Dantes moved through it, w...

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Ch 16: He wanted to rule it

Dantes stayed in Syn’s room for a few more hours, waiting for the coast to clear. He may have failed with his plan, but he was alive and that meant he still had options. Jacopo’s condition rema...

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Ch 15: Head shape that indicates low cunning

Two dwarves dragged Dantes through their halls, and out to the entrance of their territory by the maw, then tossed him out. He was battered, bruised, and his plan was in tatters. He made a fist, fe...

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Ch 14: The possibilities are endless

Dantes didn’t have to walk much further to reach the first dwarf. He was short and stocky, which was unsurprising, with a shaved head and a long braided beard full of decorations of bone and carv...

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Ch 13: Too small a meal

They began walking through the tunnels, Tek leading the way as they moved. Even with him guiding them around traps, Dantes still tested the ground with his metal rod, and stayed on his guard, as di...

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Ch 12: The cannibalism didn't bother him much

The clapping made Dantes jump, but he kept himself from lunging into the nearest of the kobolds in an attempt to take them down before they could take him down.

“Good job with the lock,” ...

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Ch 11: Taller than a dwarf. Bit shorter than me.

Once he was done following through with the odd compulsion he felt, surprisingly, revitalized. As if the planting he’d done had been restorative for him somehow. That didn’t seem right, but wha...

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Ch 10: You are strange

“You’re fucked. Absolutely fucked!” said Tel, as Dantes lead him through the remaining passages to Collared territory.

“Probably, but it’s not your problem so don’t worry about it...

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Ch 9: Or mad. Or Dead

“Roast meat?” asked Dantes.

“Yes, that’s what magic smells like to me.” said Televor, turning the mirror over in his hands. “And this smells to me like a Lady of the Hear...

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Ch 8: I really don't want to be stabbed

Tel’s room was much as Dantes had expected it to be. A small stack of books in one corner, crudely carved incantation along the surface of the walls, a cushion on the floor, and a pile of them in...

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Ch 7: Do you think they'll treat you kindly?

Dantes turned the mirror over in his hands, looking for some kind of activation rune, but found nothing. He could tell the item was magical, there was a feeling to things that had magic. It present...

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Ch 6: Skittered away

Jacopo moved with practiced ease through the narrow crevices within the walls. This was his home, and he knew its paths and temperament better than even his ancestors had. He peered out of a crack ...

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Ch 5: Your kind can be slow

Dantes looked at the rat, watching as it nibbled on the piece of potato that he’d just thrown at him.

“Did you just talk?” he asked.

The rat stopped eating, and swallowed the mout...

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Ch 4: Filthy mutt

Dantes pulled himself away from the fresh green scent and looked down at the dwarf, ignoring his comment in favor of asking a question.

“How did you grow all this down here?”

The dw...

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Ch 3: It doesn't matter how you look

On either side of the entrance to the market stood dwarven guards, members of the smallfolk consortium, known by anyone outside it as the smallfuck consortium. They ran the undermarket, and the gan...

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Ch 2: You'll owe me a favor

Dantes cut one of the potatoes in two using a sharp outcropping of rock in the corner, then he took a few pieces of dried meat, a bit of hardtack, and a few grapes and set to eating. He poured some...

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Ch 1: The Maw

The crowd was packed together closely, writhing in a mass of loud, screaming flesh covered in the scent of sweat and misery. It was the first day of the month, and that meant one thing, fresh meat....

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Patreon

Hello everyone,

I've decided, after two weeks of thinking on it, not to continue with this patreon. The amount of effort I put into it is just not worth it for me at this time. This is partia...

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Paused Payment for August

Hey everyone, 

I'm planning on placing both Deadman and Young World on a two week hiatus while I rebuild my backlog and do a bit of extra outlining. As such I'm pausing the billing for A...

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Deadman Ch 59: Pre-flight Checklist

“You trading, or paying?” asked Bill.

“Paying.”

He rubbed his chin. “3 points.”

“Seems a little steep. Especially considering you weren’t able to sell it to him,...

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Young World Ch 59: Ctrl V

The reflections walked out of the mirror, and moved to stand in front of us. They looked exactly as we did, even wearing the same confused expressions we were as we all stared at one another. The T...

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Deadman Ch 58: Rosy Language

I started my walk back to Jasper, going through my notifications as I did so.

Excellent work Marshall! You’ve successfully performed a secondary goal of your job ‘Combat’! You’ve ...

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