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YuriAma 247 - Himezaki-san & Field Trip

“Amane─! It’s the field trip today─!”

“It is indeed the field trip, Himezaki-san, you seem quite happy.”

“Of course I am─! It's the field trip after all! I have no choice but to enjoy it─!”

“That’s the most important, somehow, you have a lot of baggage.”

“Un! It’s mostly snacks though!”

“That many snacks... what on earth did you bring?”

“Umm, chips, bananas, and chocolate, I guess?”

“Surprisingly, it’s normal.”

“Un! Yesterday, I bought chips from America, bananas from the tropics, and chocolate made by my siblings from cacao!”

“Have we actually returned from our field trip?”

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YuriAma 246 - Himezaki-san & Musical Instrument

“Amane─! Isn't being able to play an instrument cool?!”

“An instrument, is it? There are a lot of different types though. But, I suppose being able to play it is cool?”

“I know right─! That's why I tried one too!”

“Heeh, so, what instrument did you challenge?”

“Ta-da─! This is it─!”

“...Unexpectedly, it was the triangle, huh?”

“For this, I just have to rattle these and stick the two things together!”

“That’s a puzzle ring .”

“Sorya─! See! It’s stuck!”

“Please don't forcefully change the shape to connect them. Then it'll be a strength ring.”

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YuriAma 245 - Himezaki-san & Horsetail

“Amane─, can you eat horsetail?”

“If you make it into ohitashi or something, you can eat it, Himezaki-san.”

“Hee─h, is it delicious?”

“People have different tastes. It's a bit bitter, so I don't think it's suitable for Himezaki-san.”

“What─! That's a bit disappointing─!”

“Did you want to eat it? The horsetail.”

“Because it's everywhere, isn't it? The horsetail.”

“So?”

“If everyone could eat it, there would be no hunger in the world, even if it’s just during spring, that’s what I thought.”

“What you're saying is strange in various ways, but the idea is cute.”

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YuriAma 244 - Himezaki-san & Volleyball

“Amane─! I also tried volleyball recently!”

“Volleyball, is it? I feel like Himezaki-san is unbeatable in any ball game, but what do you think?”

“But that one’s a team game, you see─! All the members on my team were weak, so it was tough─!”

“Certainly, even if one person is strong, there's nothing you can do if the others make mistakes.”

“Un! I thought I'd attack my team’s face because they keeps making mistakes!”

“If you do that, their head will probably vanish.”

“Their head aside, even if I attack the ball normally, the ball would vanish!”

“That wouldn’t really be a game.”

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YuriAma 243 - Himezaki-san & Volcano

“Amane─, I heard that Japan is full of active volcanoes─.”

“It seems so, Himezaki-san. It seems that many of the famous mountains are actually active volcanoes.”

“If a volcano erupts, it will be terrible, right?”

“It will spew out things like magma and volcanic ash, so I suppose it will.”

“And so, yesterday I suppressed a volcano that was about to erupt for a bit!”

“You suppressed a volcano that is about to erupt? Haa.”

“I grab it tightly with my hands like this, and then. Surprisingly, it worked out! As I thought, the me who protected the peace of Japan is a genius!”

“I suppose it worked out because of your connection as fellow natural disasters.”

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(T/N: both ‘genius’ and ‘natural disaster’ are ‘tensai’.)

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YuriAma 242 - Himezaki-san & Tennis

“Amane─! Doesn't tennis somehow feel intense and glamorous? It feels like THE youth, you know!”

“I feel like you’re giving it a kind of selfish image, but I don't understand what you're trying to say.”

“So I played tennis a bit the other day─! It was pretty difficult─!”

“Heeh, I had a feeling that it would be easy for Himezaki-san though.”

“Really, that was tough! I guess the national classes are on a different level!”

“So you were playing against national class people?”

“Un! I've learned clones, teleportation, and even deprivation of the five senses, but I still have a long way to go!”

“What on earth have you been doing?”

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YuriAma 241 - Himezaki-san & Changing Class

“Amane─, we’re changing class.”

“We’re indeed changing class, Himezaki-san.”

“Ah~, so I'm finally going to be in a different class from Amane, I feel lonely.”

“It's okay Himezaki-san, we can still be together in the morning and after school anyway.”

“Uu─n, that’s true, but...”

“We can also still spend our lunch and breaks as usual.”

“That’s true, but─...”

“And more than anything.”

“More than anything?”

“No other classmates have even appeared here in the first place, so nothing will change either way.”

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YuriAma 240 - Himezaki-san & Sakura at Night

“Amane─, the sakura at night are beautiful, aren’t they─?”

“Yes, the illuminated trees look extremely mystical, Himezaki-san.”

“This is a great place for walking around at night, it's getting warmer now anyway.”

“During the winter, when it was cold and I didn't go out much, I went out to see this to relieve my lack of exercise. All this is probably unrelated to you, though.”

“The sakura’s main attraction is their fleetingness after all! It's like a woman's lifespan!”

“I have the illusion that you will shine forever from now on, Himezaki-san.”

“Ha ha ha! Well, it's true that you can only see the sakura now, and while they are blooming, we'll have a flower viewing date every night!”

“Yes, after all, we are together every day.”

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YuriAma 239 - Himezaki-san & Sakura

“Amane─! The sakura are blooming─!”

“Yes, the most beautiful time of spring has arrived, Himezaki-san.”

“If it’s like this, we have no choice but to go flower viewing after school─! Uhyoo─!”

“You're in high spirits, Himezaki-san.”

“Un! I brought snacks, juice, and dango! I bought some good ones for today!”

“You're fully prepared, Himezaki-san.”

“I can't wait any longer! Amane! Let's eat here now!”

“There’s a typical saying that is perfect for you, Himezaki-san.”

“I think I alone am enough for a flower!”

“This is the first time I've seen a flower that eats dango, Himezaki-san.”

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(T/N: the saying is ‘dango over flower’ meaning, food over beauty.)

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YuriAma 238 - Himezaki-san & Birthday

“Amane─! Happy B───!!”

“Ah, now that I think about it, today is my birthday, isn’t it. Thank you very much for cracking the crackers for me, Himezaki-san.”

“You’re so low on excitement─! Isn’t this Amane’s day that only happens once a year?! You should get more excited─!”

“If I have to say, every day of the year is unique after all. To be honest, I don't feel any strong emotion about it, but well, I'm glad you're celebrating this.”

“Just for today, stop pretending to be an intellectual! Your intelligence is only slightly above the grade average at best! Now, the long-awaited B-day present!”

“Thank you very much. But bringing a wedding-level cake as a birthday present means you just wanted to eat it together, right?”

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YuriAma 237 - Himezaki-san & New Students

“Amane─! Looks like the entrance ceremony is over and a lot of new students are coming in─!”

“Yes, that's right, Himezaki-san.”

“Actually, my little brother and sister are going to be first years at this school starting today!”

“Heeh, is that so?”

“They're twin siblings─! They also get along well with me!”

“...Could it be, the boy who was scouted by various clubs right after the entrance ceremony is...”

“He's my little brother!”

“Then, the girl who was hit on not only by students of this school but also by students from other schools also right after the entrance ceremony is...”

“She's my little sister!”

“Out of all of them, the one who kept coming at me from every angle while scattering other people even though I'd turned them down is.”

“This me!”

“I knew it.”

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YuriAma 236 - Himezaki-san & Free Diving

“Amane, I tried that free diving thing yesterday.”

“Free diving, is it? That thing where you catch seaweed or shellfish? That's another aggressive initiative.”

“Un! It was my first time, but I got a lot of things and it was fun!”

“Heeh, what did you get?”

“Turban shells, wakame, sea urchins.”

“Un un.”

“Crabs, corals, squids and octopuses”

“Yes yes.”

“Sharks, seals, and also penguins.”

“I see... I see?”

“I also caught tadpole shrimps, a coelacanth, and a nautilus!”

“Where on earth did you dive in?”

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YuriAma 235 - Himezaki-san & April Fool

“Himezaki-san, it seems like you managed to avoid repeating a grade, but it seems like your grades were so low that you’ll have to take make-up classes every day from the beginning of the new school year.”

“Ooh─, I see, Amane, acha─.”

“What’s more, it looks like you'll have to actually repeat a grade if you don't reduce the number of times you’re late considerably.”

“How annoying─.”

“Also, I heard that the Teachers Federation, which has its eyes on Himezaki-san, will take turns monitoring Himezaki-san’s attitude in class every time.”

“Hou─, that one’s bad─.”

“Why are your replies so monotone, Himezaki-san?”

“Hahaha! Because I know! That today is April Fool's Day!”

“...Himezaki-san, it's already past noon now.”

“Un, so?”

“April Fool's Day is only until the morning of April 1st, you know.”

“Eh?”

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YuriAma 234 - Himezaki-san & End of School Year

“Amane─, it's already the end of the school year.”

“It is indeed the end of the school year, Himezaki-san”

“A lot has happened this school year, but it all seems to have gone by so fast─.”

“Especially since around autumn, the days since then have been so intense that time has flown by so quickly, hasn't it, Himezaki-san?”

“In other words, the new school year starts tomorrow, huh─, it doesn't really feel real.”

“You seem to say the same thing every year, Himezaki-san.”

“Un, I actually say that every year.”

“So it’s as I expected huh, Himezaki-san?”

“I’m pretty sure I've been saying it since I was in the first year of middle school, so I'm still feeling thirteen.”

“I see, so you have the intelligence level of that age, Himezaki-san.”

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YuriAma 233 - Himezaki-san & Golf

“Amane─! I tried playing golf the other day and it was fun!”

“Golf, is it? That’s a sport that has the image of being preferred by older people, Himezaki-san.”

“That's not true─! There are a lot of people my age who are doing it─!”

“Yes, that seems to be so. I see a lot of young players on TV. Now, let’s hear how you enjoyed it.”

“Un! First you hit the ball, then you get a hole-in-one, right?”

“If you become a professional golfer, they'll have to change the rules.”

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YuriAma 232 - Himezaki-san & Slit-Mouthed Woman

“Amane─... something terrible happened last night...”

“What happened, Himezaki-san, your face is pale.”

“When I was walking down the street at night, a woman with long hair wearing a mask and holding a knife came walking towards me...”

“Eeh.”

“She then asked me, [Am I beautiful?]...”

“I've heard that story somewhere. And then?”

“When I answered, [you are], she took off her mask and asked, [even with this?]...”

“...”

“And she showed her ugly face, so I said, [It means I'm more beautiful], and beat her up, and then, the police took me away...”

“Is that what you mean by [terrible thing]?”

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YuriAma 231 - Himezaki-san & Roundhouse Kick

“Amane─! Look, look! Acho─!”

“A roundhouse kick, is it? Himezaki-san. If I take that, I'll probably be able to go all the way to the Sanzu River, but since you're wearing those clothes, it's good for watching from a distance.”

“Isn’t it amazing─! I can keep this up as long as I like, you know─!”

“I don’t think a roundhouse kick is something you just keep spinning around and around.”

“Don't mind the small details! So─re, speed up!”

“It's getting faster and faster, aren’t your eyes spinning?”

“I’m not done yet─!”

On that day, a tornado generated in the town where we lived.

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YuriAma 230 - Himezaki-san & Tire Change

“Amane, I heard cars use different tires in summer and winter!”

“To be precise, they have [tires for when it's not snowing] and [tires for when it’s snowing], Himezaki-san.”

“Right, that! It's probably not going to snow anymore, so my parents made me help them change the tire yesterday!”

“Heeh, that seems like it’d be a bit difficult.”

“Un! It's difficult, or rather troublesome! You have to remove each screw one by one before removing the tire!”

“The bolts, right? If you don't securely fasten the tires, something bad could happen while you're driving, so they have to be tight.”

“I know, but─! It was too troublesome, so I tore the tire into pieces with my bare hand and they got really angry!”

“As they say, people who always have a screw loose in their head think differently.”

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YuriAma 229 - Himezaki-san & Fukinoto

“Amane─, there’s fukinoto here!”

“It's there indeed, Himezaki-san. Somehow, seeing that makes me feel like spring is coming.”

“Fukinoto is more or less edible, right?”

“You can eat it depending on how it's cooked, but it's a little bitter you know.”

“I guess so─! That's why I can't eat it, but since it's spring, I might want to try it a bit!”

“It's great that you have a positive attitude toward food, but how do you plan on eating it?”

“Maybe I can cut fukinoto into small pieces, spread it on some fresh cream, and eat it between dorayaki?!”

“Isn't it fine? You don't have to push yourself that hard.”

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(T/N: ふきのとう - fukinoto - edible flower bud of the fuki (Petasites japonicus) plant, an early spring delicacy.)

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YuriAma 228 - Himezaki-san & Missile

“Amane─, it seems like another country is experimenting with launching missiles.”

“You've been watching the news a lot lately, Himezaki-san.”

“But what's wrong with that? Even if they did send it, if a war were to break out, we would probably get the help of developed countries and win.”

“The problem is that there is a possibility that war may break out, and that there may be casualties due to actions taken by other countries. More to the point, I suppose they don't want to be subjected to aggressive diplomacy that hints at those possibilities.”

“So sneaky and frustrating─! We should just fire a missile back and hit that country!”

“Himezaki-san, what is the opposite of [attack]?”

“Eh? [counter-attack], right?”

“Normally it's [defense].”

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YuriAma 227 - Himezaki-san & Bean Sprouts

“Amaneeeeee! When I went to a big supermarket, the bean sprouts were cheaaaaap!!”

“Bean sprouts are indeed a cheap vegetable, Himezaki-san.”

“I was really surprised, you know! After all, a bag costs about 35 yen at the local supermarket!”

“I see, so how much did it cost at that big supermarket?”

“Fu fu fu! Listen and be amazed! A bag only costs 8 yen!"

“Hou, that’s certainly cheap.”

“I know right─! That's why it's a loss if I don't buy this─!”

“So, what's inside the cardboard boxes that filled this room to the brim?”

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YuriAma 226 - Himezaki-san & Hay Fever

“Huh? Amane, why are you crying?”

“I have hay fever, Himezaki-san. At this time of year, I often have uncontrollable tears and a runny nose.”

“Hee─h, that’s quite a delicate body you have, Amane. Why do some people get hay fever and others don't?”

“It's a type of allergy after all, so it varies greatly from person to person, but it wouldn't be strange for anyone to develop it at any time.”

“I see─. Well, I guess it's okay if it’s hay fever. I thought Amane was crying because something sad happened.”

“There have been many surprising things happening over the past six months, but I don't think there have been many sad ones.”

“Un un! Even the possibility of repeating a grade is a trivial problem!”

“You should be more sad.”

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YuriAma 225 - Himezaki-san & Cleaning Up

“Amane, what are you doing?”

“It's getting warmer now, so I thought it was time to put away the heater and kotatsu.”

“We almost don't need it anymore after all─! Then I'll help you too─!”

“Thank you very much. Now, please take that kotatsu over there.”

“I got it─! Ei!”

“Eh? What’s that loud sound just now...?”

“Fu fu fu! I’ve taken care of that kotatsu guy!”

“Would you please stop destroying people's furniture just to say that?”

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YuriAma 224 - Himezaki-san & Assassination

“Amane─, assassination is scary, isn’t it─? There's no way to avoid it, right?”

“Did you do something that could get someone to come and kill you, Himezaki-san?”

“That's not it─! I was just thinking about it! Like by poisoning!”

“But you said poison doesn't work on you, right?”

“Like suddenly getting stabbed?”

“I don't feel like it will cause any damage to Himezaki-san's body though.”

“Like being shot by some kind of yakuza?”

“I heard that you were able to catch the bullet of a matchlock gun a long time ago though.”

“...What! I guess assassination isn't scary at all!”

“This world is peaceful after all.”

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YuriAma 223 - Himezaki-san & Spring Breeze

“Amane─, it's getting pretty warm lately, isn’t it─?”

“Yes, that is true, Himezaki-san, I think snow will stop falling soon, so I suppose spring is almost here.”

“The wind is also calm and pleasant─.”

“It is the spring breeze after all─.”

“If I'm in such a good mood, I feel like I'll be carried by the wind and fly away─.”

“Himezaki-san, you often jump, fly, and soar after all─.”

“Alright, let's fly together with Amane─.”

“That's a good idea, hahahahahahaha.”

Thus, for the first time in my life, I was side by side with an airplane────

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YuriAma 222 - Himezaki-san & Immunization

“Amane─, how do immunizations for influenza and things like that work?”

“Apparently, they put a weakened virus in an injection, and by injecting it into your body, it increases your immunity against that virus, Himezaki-san.”

“Then, if we put the [Yurika-chan virus] that was made from me into immunizations and get rid of other viruses, won’t it make everyone as healthy as me?”

“I feel like no matter how weak the virus was, if it were taken from your body, it would destroy the other person’s body.”

“Eeh─! What nonsense! Even if the [Yurika-chan virus] wins, they’ll probably end up just like me!”

“All the humans becoming like Himezaki-san? The world will be destroyed.”

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(T/N: I don’t really get it.)

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YuriAma 221 - Himezaki-san & Influenza

“Amane─, what's the difference between influenza and a common cold?”

“Basically, influenza has more severe symptoms and is more contagious, Himezaki-san. That's why people who have influenza are told [you should definitely take a day off].”

“Heeh, so, they're both airborne infections, right? Why is there a difference?”

“It seems like there's a difference between whether it's caused by the influenza virus or another virus, Himezaki-san.”

“Hmm, I guess in the end, I won't know until I get it, huh?”

“Neither of these things have anything to do with you though, Himezaki-san.”

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YuriAma 220 - Himezaki-san & Fluff

“Yahhoo─ Amane─!”

“Uwa-! Himezaki-san, why did you fall from the sky? Are you trying to surprise me?”

“Well─! I was looking from above a little and just saw Amane walking around, you see!”

“Above? Did you jump down from that rooftop, Himezaki-san? I know it’s too late after all this time, but you sure are absurd.”

“No, it's from higher up, you know!”

“Higher up? There's no place higher than that around here, right?”

“I was flying in the sky with this!”

“Haa, you use a fluff... to fly in the sky, huh?”

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YuriAma 219 - Himezaki-san & Dandelion

“Amane─, dandelions sure are beautiful─.”

“Dandelion, is it? They are indeed cute, Himezaki-san.”

“When the dandelions bloom, you can feel that it’s spring!”

“It is proof that it's getting warmer after all.”

“It's warm and the scenery is beautiful! I'm going to play in the field of flowers over there for a while! A beautiful girl and dandelions are picturesque too, so watch me!”

“I don't think you should say it yourself though, then, I'll be waiting.”

“Ufufu ahahaha!”

“...At least you can sing your own praises.”

“Hahahahahahaha...!”

“Ah, so now you're trying to stay away from me and escape from your supplementary studies, are you, Himezaki-san?!”

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YuriAma 218 - Himezaki-san & Transfer Student

“Amane─! You know I was almost late today, right!?”

“Yes, that's right, Himezaki-san. Unusually, you made it just in time at the last minute.”

“Un! It was really the last minute! So! Actually, there was an accident on my way to school!”

“Accident?”

“Un! I was running with a loaf of bread in my mouth, and when I turned around the corner I bumped into a boy I'd never seen before wearing our uniform!”

“Heeh.”

“When I asked the teacher, it turned out that the boy was a transfer student who was coming to this class starting today!”

“The fact that he isn’t here right now means...”

“Un, he was sent flying, so he’s going to be in the hospital for a while!”

“Let's go visit him properly, Himezaki-san.”

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