Bedivere the Mad

[CGE] 48 - Not Quite a Fireball

I let the catmobile stay outside for a little bit longer, then eat it again and try to sleep. But I can’t sleep. Now that I’ve done that, I’m really curious. I still have Flarn’s and B’s ...

[BGE] 149 - Lesson in Herbology

After Aetheric Illusions, the next class for both Elise and Sophie was A Mage’s Guide to Defensive Gardening, and both of them were excited. The first class had been an unfortunately boring sylla...

[CGE] 47 - How Mana Works

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I forgot to mention this, but a couple of you guys commented about the Infiltrator Quest starting at 10 days, but then being 5 days in the next chapter....

[BGE] 148 - A Private Conversation

Elise stared into Jesse’s face, half-comprehending what was going on. He—or rather, she—was disguised so well that the thought hasn’t even crossed Elise’s mind that Jesse might be anythin...

[CGE] 46 - New Minions Acquired!

When we return to the campsite, Chad isn’t there, and Lauren isn’t making eye contact. I can sense Chad a little ways away gathering firewood or something, but it’s very suspicious. My food i...

[CGE] 45 - A New Way to Eat

We stand on opposite sides of the clearing, and for a few seconds, none of us move. Then, A raises her staff and a projectile of volatile mana launches itself at me. I jump to the side to avoid it,...

[BGE] 147 - There's the Saintess!

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

This author's note is mostly to announce that Book 2 is stubbing next Monday, in case you didn't see the post I made last night. You can download the fu...

[BGE] Book 2 .epub

Hello! I haven't really talked about it much, but Book 2 is going live on Amazon in a little over a week (October 1). That means it's stubbing soon, and it's a little bit last-minute, but here's th...

[CGE] 44 - A New Way to Use Magic

The place we pick for the practice duel is a few hundred meters from the campsite on the side of the road. There aren’t really any great places, since there are trees everywhere, but the twins in...

[BGE] 146 - Where's the Saintess?

Since it was no longer orientation day, Sophie was back to attending the Academy in the mornings, leaving Elise to go to her morning classes alone. She was glad for this because it left her much mo...

[CGE] 43 - The Twins

At first, the twins seem pretty normal. They’re identical girls—well, women, since they’re 21, but they’re younger than me, so that makes them girls—and they wear big billowy robes with b...

[CGE] 42 - Cooking Lesson

Lauren’s “house” is a mansion. I now see that when I acted surprised that she had a house, that was truly the peak of ignorance. Apparently, Gold ranked Adventurers in places like this where ...

[BGE] 145 - The Paladin's Return

“You know her?” asked Nick, looking back at Elise.

“Yes. And she knows… a lot. Most of my secrets. You can let her in.”

Nick nodded, then stepped aside, allowing Maggie to ste...

[CGE] 41 - Surprise!

As they progressed through the fifth floor of the Dungeon, Guildmaster Pike grew steadily more nervous. The beastwoman was obviously… different… but she was clearly competent, and he hoped that...

[BGE] 144 - Making New Friends

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

We made it to the grossest chapter!

Haha

ha

get it?

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Elise didn�...

[CGE] 40 - Lizard Dungeon

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I was originally going to do Monday Wednesday Friday chapters for this, but then Dragon Con messed up my schedule and I ended up doing Tuesday Thursday ...

[BGE] 143 - Aetheric Illusions Introduction

While most of her other classes were in the main central circle, Aetheric Illusions took place on a part of the campus that Elise had never seen before. In fact, it looked like most students hadn�...

[CGE] 39 - Sudden Quest

The library is very big. And very boring. They don’t even have any computers with games on them. Only books. I end up grabbing a few books and pretending to read for a bit before taking a nap in ...

[CGE] 38 - Scallop Time?

“I’m sorry, but we don’t have any scallops today,” says the waitress.

“Why the fuck not?” I ask politely.

She steps back nervously. “Th- the regular shipment didn’t come...

[BGE] 142 - Jelor University Orientation

Elise had never been good at sleeping on the nights before big days, and the night before classes started was no different. She had a hard time falling asleep in the first place, then woke up once ...

[CGE] 37 - Sensitive Matters

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Alright, we're on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday this week, and back to Monday Wednesday Friday next week. Thanks for reading! (It is still basically Thurs...

[CGE] 36 - Tearful Reunion

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Sorry for the delay! If you read Bunny Girl Evolution, you may have seen from my author's note that I was at Dragon Con. It was very fun, but I had a lo...

[BGE] 141 - Soul Realm Stuff

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Flying back from Dragon Con in about 8 hours. It's been very fun, and I got to talk to a lot of cool authors. In fact, I talked to them so much that I b...

[BGE] 140 - Dragons and Souls

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

If you missed my note on Discord, I am currently at Dragon Con, which is why this chapter is late. I ended up with less time and energy than I thought I...