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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 20th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is full-on goofy in yet another "gas leak" epidode! It's a Woman's History Month edition of ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! And, a special report you can't afford to mi...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 19th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?!

2024-03-19 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Chick-Fil-A Sauce!

We teach Eddie what he's been missing!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 18th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Spend your hangover with US! Happy Birthday to the PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY! And someone has a very special question for EDDIE!

2024-03-18 07:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 15th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WOMEN from the Video Vault! You might win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Bad news for Texan boners! And, today we're gonn...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 14th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The results of a new WOMEN & SEX Survey! A salute to the best damn SAUCE in the world! And, we play our new game "What's In This dude's BRAIN?"

2024-03-14 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 13th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We go all the way for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Our TRR salute to O.G. superhero, THE PHANTOM! And, Beware! ... THE ROBOTS are coming for our WOMEN! 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 12th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! It's a fem-tastic TV TUNES TUESDAY! The beginning of the end of SPINAL TAP! Our tongues get TOTALLY twisted! And, HAPPY ALFRED HITCHOCK DAY!<...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 11th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Special guest co-host, QUEEN J! There's an "Evil Ted" movie? The worst BOWLING PARTY ever? And, how did JIMMY KIMMEL do hosting the Oscars?!

2024-03-11 07:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 8th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hot fudge, Holy Moley ... it's FRIIIII-DAY! Featuring, two classics from the VIDEO VAULT! Ralph fights for YOU on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, do you remember the McDonald...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 7th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature earns a place in the ZOO OF TERROR! Meet the very FIRST Ronald McDonald! And, special guest, Dr. Eric Sprankle, stops by to talk about his new book all...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 6th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT:  We salute two of the all-time greatest VOICE-OVER artists! Get a glimpse into Ralph's weird childhood! And, get rolled by today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 5th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY!  Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY!

2024-03-05 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Chicago Dogs!

Time to "drag some dogs through the garden" for Eddie!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 4th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We visit the Windy City for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! We've got DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, RIP to the man behind SALACIOUS CRUMB!

2024-03-04 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 1st, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT:  Our latest picks from the VIDEO VAULT! You might win the special edition of GARMY GAME SHOW: "Horse Name OR Sex Act?!" And, meet the bizarre Kilt-Wearing Criminal...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 29th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's SEX U. class topic: Will AI take over OnlyFans?! We celebrate cuisine of the GREAT WHITE NORTH! RIP Richard Lewis. And, Wendy's can go STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 28th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY!

2024-02-28 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK!

Step into our audio TIME MACHINE!

It's THE RALPH REPORT for February 27th ... 2020!

2024-02-27 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK!

What was happening in the world today ... FIVE YEARS AGO?

It's THE RALPH REPORT for February 26th ... 2019!

2024-02-26 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK!

Let's set the "Wayback Machine" to THE RALPH REPORT for February 23rd ... 2021!

2024-02-23 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Eddie's in a new short film!

Watch Eddie Pence in NOW CASTING!

Click the link above!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 22nd, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The future look like for THE HULK?! More terror in FLORIDA! And, the dawn of a new age ... A MALE BIRTH CONTROL PILL?

2024-02-22 08:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 21st, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Timbits VS Munchkins! We phone it in for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, the man who lived through Ralph's personal HELL!

2024-02-21 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 20th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the new TRR Citizen of the Week! We bring a hooker to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, we check in on ZIGGY! Is he funny yet? 

(Spoilers: No.)

2024-02-20 08:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: The Hula Burger!

We reach back into McDonald's "secret past" to taste founder Ray Kroc's idea for their original MEAT-FREE BURGER!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 19th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph joins a SECRET SOCIETY?! We delve into McDonald's dark past for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, a new WORLD RECORD attempt for EDDIE?!

2024-02-19 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 16th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Love is in the air in the VIDEO VAULT! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, how you SLEEP can PREDICT THE FUTURE of your relationship!

2024-02-16 08:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 15th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Should you SHOCK your penis?! The return STRUDEL, the kissable calf! And, one dollar coins SUCK!

2024-02-15 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 14th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Something's going on with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Are Merry-Go-Round's EVIL?! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! May Cupid shoot you in the ass!

2024-02-14 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post