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HAPPY HALLOWEEN from The Ralph Report!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 31st, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We look at the TOP TEN CANDIES wanted by Trick Or Treaters this year! Plus, terrifying editions of TV TUNES TUESDAY and our weekly TONGUE TWISTER! And,...

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Halloween Edition!

We've been blackmailed into trying the combination of CANDY CORN and PEANUTS!

Can Mr. Peanut save us from the hell that is Satan's kernels?!

2023-10-30 07:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 30th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A Halloween MUNCHIN' MONDAY! The night RADIO made America go CRAZY! And, the TOP TEN Halloween kids costumes of 2023!

2023-10-30 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Good grief! It's The Great TRR PUMPKIN Contest!

Calling all Garmy Pumpkin Carving Ghouls!! 

Garmy member J.P was kind enough to provide a "Garkin" stencil in the "freebie" section of his pumpkin carving website: ...

WATCH US, WATCH FOOTBALL!

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29th at 10am (PDT)!

Watch two grown men get WAY too worked up over a game!

It's EAGLES vs COMMANDERS 2.0!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 27th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: NFL talk with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! A very scary GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, what's the RATTIEST city in the U.S.?!

2023-10-27 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 26th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What's a coffee in the crotch WORTH? All hail UNCLE FESTER! And, 'tis the season for SEX HORROR STORIES!

2023-10-26 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 25th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A monstrous ONE-HIT WONDER! R.I.P. to a bad motherfu---SHUT YOUR MOUTH! (Just talkin' 'bout SHAFT.) And, all hail the WOLFMAN!

2023-10-25 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Upcoming LIVE TRR SHOW!

Come see THE RALPH REPORT LIVE and celebrate Ralph's birthday!!!

2023-10-24 18:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 24th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph, Eddie and Queen J recap GarmyCon 2023 and their weekend in Vegas! TV TUNES TUESDAY puts us in a hospital! Holidays or Holinays?! And, we announce the next LIVE T...

TRR FLASHBACK: October 23rd ... 2019!

While some of us recover from the GarmyCon weekend in Las Vegas, let's set the "Wayback Machine" for this day in 2019!

2023-10-23 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

JAY BUSBEE from Yahoo Sports!

Buzz stops by to talk about a few other weekends upcoming NFL games!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 20th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our VIDEO VAULT salute to the career of Michael Caine! The GARMY GAME SHOW: Sin City edition! Plus, are there ALIENS in LAS VEGAS?!

2023-10-20 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 19th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is TOM JONES a god, or just a magical force of nature?! Also, meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, the history of MANSCAPING through the ages! 

2023-10-19 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 18th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We fool around with a ONE-HIT WONDER! How much would YOU pay for C3-PO's HEAD? And, which toy belongs in the the TOY HALL OF FAME?!

2023-10-18 07:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 17th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of ...

FOUR STARS IN THE BATCAVE!

FOUR STAR GENERALS!

Come join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!!!!

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17th, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)

Come out and play!!!

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: The rEEL dEEL!

Don't eat this raw. It'll kill you.

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 16th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Munchin' Monday gets rEEL! (Can you fEEL it?) Ralph reviews the Taylor Swift movie! And, we remember our favorite childhood HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!

2023-10-16 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

WHAT'S THE BUZZ? - Week SIX!

Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports joins us to talk about the upcoming NFL games this weekend!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 13th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 12th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The strangest places YOU have had sex! (Yes, you ... you kinky Garmy.) Why are our tongues SILVER?! And, "Eddie's people" rejoice in the return of BIGFOOT!

2023-10-12 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 11th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We looked all around the world for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY tune! Why did Eddie kill an old lady?! And, a challenge flag gets thrown on a TRR play by a Garmy membe...

FOUR STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!

FOUR STAR GENERALS!

Watch us record TRR live in the Batcave!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11TH, at 7pm! (PDT)

Come play with us!!...

Gilbert's gonna have a BABY!

The man who engineers THE RALPH REPORT audio, our own "Sultan of Sound" , Gilbert Flores (aka G-Force) is gonna be a DADDY!

He and his lovely wife, Stephanie, are gonna welcome a new baby gir...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 10th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another TV TUNE joins our community! Ralph shares his adventures at the Eagles game! Can men carry purses yet?! And, Happy NATIONAL HUG A DRUMMER DAY!

2023-10-10 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: October 9th ... 2020!

Today's episode is a classic from this day, 3 years ago... 

Let's set the "Wayback Machine" for October 9th, 2020!

2023-10-09 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

JAY BUSBEE from Yahoo Sports talks NFL!

Ralph and Jay talk about some of the upcoming FOOTBALL games this WEEKEND!

EDDIE vs THE NUGGS!

Can Eddie conquer the WORLD RECORD for most CHICKEN NUGGETS devoured in ONE MINUTE?!?!?

Go, Eddie, GO!!!!