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Symbiote Delay; Cat Today

Just wanted to let you know that the Symbiote NSFW has been pushed to this coming week, due to creative struggles and YouTube stressors. I will, however, have a different NSFW coming out on Wednesday to enjoy in the interim -- so you're really going to end up getting two rather than one for your patience.

As always, I truly appreciate you guys and your support which allows me to continue making the stuff that I make. Taffy appreciates you, too, even though it can be hard to tell, sometimes.

Vampire Bodyguard Protects You Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Vampire Bodyguard roleplay series, written once again by the impeccable Sakura Twister!

Part 2 refresh: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100378699

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 44 -- (Monkey Jones)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and rave as I read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.

In this episode: purely monkey business, I assure you

Symbiote FxF NSFW coming later this week!

Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt. 8 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful J.D.!

Part 7: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99143736

Rescuing a Bratty Princess Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Mercenary Knight)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, Rescuing a Bratty Princess, written by the one and only Missing!

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 35 -- (How-To Sex)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

In today's episode: how-to become a sex god, according to literotica authors

P.S. nursery jelly guy had already been ready before, I just repressed most of the memory

Shadowmarked: Saved by a Monster Hunter Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Monster Hunter roleplay series, Shadowmarked, written once again by the wonderful Ashen!

Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103240224

Join Me This Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me Saturday for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions).

When:     Saturday, May 18th,  2PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        You're overseas and it's finally early enough for you to attend

Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR

At Your Side: a Yandere Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a dark yandere roleplay about what happens when obsession goes too far -- written by the wonderful Echo!

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 43 -- (Depths 2)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!

Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction. In this episode: a fishy stench...

The Pregnancy Pact: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Impreg) (NSFW)

"I need you to help me with something very important... you see, my maternal clock is ticking..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive FxM erotic upload, The Pregnancy Pact, written by the lovely Anon!

Tuesday is the new Saturday

Cooking with Danger: Bacon Mac n' Cheese Recipe

Ingredients

12 ounces dry elbow macaroni

¼ cup butter

¼ cup flour

1 ½ cups milk

1 cup half and half or light cream

½ teaspoon dry mustard powder

1 teaspoon onion powder

salt & pepper to taste

1 x 10.75 oz. can condensed cheddar cheese soup (optional)

4 cups sharp cheddar, divided

½ cup fresh parmesan cheese

12 oz. bacon, cooked and crumbled, divided

1 cup panko bread crumbs

¼ cup melted butter

Instructions

Preheat oven to 425°F.

Cook macaroni al dente (firm) according to package directions. Drain and run under cold water.

Melt butter over medium heat in a large saucepan. Whisk in flour and let cook 2 minutes while stirring. Slowly whisk in milk, cream, mustard powder, onion powder, salt & pepper to taste. Cook over medium heat while stirring until thickened.

Remove from heat and stir in parmesan cheese & 3 cups cheddar cheese until melted. Add soup if using.

Toss cheese sauce & macaroni noodles together.  Add half of the crumbled bacon and stir until combined.  Pour into a greased 9×13 pan.  Sprinkle with remaining cheese.

In a small bowl, stir together the remaining bacon, panko bread crumbs, and melted butter.  Sprinkle evenly on top of casserole.

Bake 18-24 minutes or until bubbly. Do not over cook. Cool 10-15 minutes before serving.

Original recipe found here: https://www.spendwithpennies.com/creamy-macaroni-and-cheese-casserole/

Bonding with a Symbiote Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's (delayed) early upload, Bonding with a Symbiote Girl, featuring last month's poll-winning monster!

Thank you for your patience while I worked on this one. NSFW coming this weekend to show my gratitude.

Cooking with Danger: Bacon Mac 'n Cheese -- (Binaural Cooking ASMR) (Rambling)

I hope you like today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!

Join me once again in my kitchen as I cook another recipe for your binaural listening pleasure. On today's menu: my favorite bacon mac 'n cheese (with recipe to follow).

And finally... your symbiote will be arriving tomorrow. Thank you for being patient with my editing delays, it is so very appreciated. Sometimes my creative vision outpaces my technical skills...  

Cat Delay

Butterscotch is here to apologize on my behalf for the delay of this latest audio. Editing a symbiote is harder than it looks...

Thankfully, sitting in boxes is easy.

She will be here supporting me and encouraging me until its completion, which should be tomorrow. We both appreciate your patience in this trying time.

Lobster Bisque Recipe

Ingredients

BISQUE

• 4 lobster tails

• 2 tablespoons butter

• 1 tablespoon olive oil

• 1 onion, finely chopped

• 2 carrots, peeled and finely chopped

• 2 stalks celery, finely chopped

• 1 teaspoon fresh chopped thyme

• 1 teaspoon fresh chopped tarragon, plus more to serve

• 1 teaspoon chicken bouillon powder

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/4 teaspoon fresh cracked black pepper

• 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper

• 4 cloves garlic, minced

• 2 tablespoons tomato paste

• 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, (or plain flour)

• 1 1/4 cup dry white wine, or sherry

• 4 cups lobster stock (recipe as follows), OR seafood or fish stock

• 3/4 - 1 cup heavy cream

GARLIC BUTTER LOBSTER MEAT

• 2 tablespoons butter

• 2 cloves garlic, minced

• salt, pepper and cayenne, to taste

Instructions

LOBSTER STOCK

• Fill a large pot with 5 cups of water. Stir in 1 teaspoon sea salt and bring to a boil.

• Add the lobster tails, cover with lid and let boil for 5 minutes, or until bright red.

• Remove lobster tails, reserving the liquid stock. When the lobsters have cooled slightly, remove the meat from the shells, reserving the meat and any liquid that comes out of the shells.

• Return lobster shells back to the water in the pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium-low and let simmer for a further 15 minutes to draw as much flavour out of the shells as possible.

• While stock is simmering, chop the meat into bite-sized pieces and refrigerate.

BISQUE

• Heat butter and oil in a large, heavy-based pot over medium heat, Sweat the onions, carrots, celery and fresh herbs. Cook until soft, about 5 minutes. Season with the bouillon powder, salt and pepper/s. Stir in 4 cloves of minced garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute.

• Mix in tomato paste, cook for a further minute to coat vegetables. Sprinkle over flour and cook, while stirring occasionally for a further 2 minutes.

• Pour in wine, simmer and let reduce to half. Stir in lobster stock, reduce heat and gently simmer while stirring occasionally, until liquid has thickened slightly and flavours have blended, about 30 minutes.

• Take off the heat, transfer mixture to a blender and blend until smooth. Alternatively, purée with an immersion blender until very smooth. Return to medium-low heat and stir in heavy cream.

GARLIC BUTTER LOBSTER MEAT

• Melt butter a skillet pan over medium heat. Sauté garlic for 30 seconds, until fragrant. Add in chopped lobster meat, season with salt, pepper and cayenne to taste. Lightly sauté for 1 minute while stirring occasionally, until lobster meat is just warmed through.

TO SERVE LOBSTER BISQUE

• Mix 3/4 of the lobster meat into the bisque. Pour into individual serving bowls. Top each bowl with remaining lobster meat and extra tarragon.

All credit goes to the recipe's creator, Cafe Delites: https://cafedelites.com/lobster-bisque/

P.S. Sorry for delays on the latest upload -- the brain doesn't always create for me in the seamless manner I ask it to, but will have your symbiote girl completed as soon as possible! Thank you as ever for your patience and support.  <3

Cooking with Danger: Lobster Bisque -- (Binaural) (Cooking ASMR) (Rambling)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!

Join me once more in my kitchen as I cook my way through another recipe for your listening pleasure. Today's episode even includes some gentle chatting (as well as humming, muttering, and cursing) per your suggestions. Do you hate the talking? Like it? Let me know!

Recipe post to follow later so you can make it alongside me, if you wish.

Shadowmarked: Saved by a Monster Hunter Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Shadowmarked roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ashen!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72797041

The Knitting Kuudere: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the NSFW edition of the Knitting Kuudere roleplay series, written once more by the fabulous Todd C!

The Knitting Kuudere ASMR Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Male) (SFW)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of The Knitting Kuudere roleplay series, written once again by the lovely Todd C.!

A longer, NSFW version will be uploaded tomorrow for your listening pleasure.

Pt 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64057403

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 34 -- (Ganja and Gaping)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Listen and join me once again as I rant, rave, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

P.S. Sorry for the delay on the latest audio release, which will be arriving tomorrow -- it's double-length so it's taking me double long to finish! Thank you for your patience.

Caught by a Sadistic Spider Girl ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Sadistic Spider Girl roleplay series, written once again by the incomparable Khonsu!

Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/caught-by-spider-43428860

Join Me This Saturday for a 4/20 Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions)!

When:     Saturday, April 20th, 8 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        You have a kink for terrible fiction read in public forums

Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR

Puppy Punishment: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)

"You've been a very naughty puppy... and I'm just the woman to put you in your place..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, an FxF pet play roleplay, Puppy Punishment, written by the amazing BM!

Monthly Monster Girl Poll

It's that time again!

Please pick from the options below and tell me which Monster Girl you would like to see featured this month. Winning pick gets made into a roleplay (SFW/NSFW).

The poll only runs for a week, so choose now or forever hold your beast!

EDIT: Yes, I know the Minotaur is on there twice, I had a big dumb

The Drawn Dullahan: an ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, The Drawn Dullahan, written by the wonderful JamesCoolkid!

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 42 -- (A Summer of Wolves 5, Depths 1)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated creepy fiction.

In today's episode: finally, summer is over

Suggest a Monster Girl Roleplay

Hey, guys! While sofi works on the Dragon Girl NSFW for last month's poll winner (thank you to her immensely, as always), I figured we could work on the poll for this month's Monster Girl roleplay!

Let me know in the comments below which monster girl you would like to see me do a roleplay for in the month of April. The top choices will go on this month's poll (as well as some of last month's non-winning options).

Poll is posted next week, so have your say before the time runs out!

Answering the Riddles of the Sphinx Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (belated) upload, the continuation of the Sphinx roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79120582

Cooking with Danger: Spinach Manicotti Recipe

Ingredients:

8 oz (227 g) package chopped frozen spinach

¼ cup diced onion

15 oz (425 g) ricotta cheese

1 large egg

3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese, divided

½ cup shredded parmesan cheese, divided

1 tsp. salt

2 tsp. dried parsley

2 x 24 oz (680 g) marinara sauce

8 oz (227 g) dried manicotti noodles

Directions:

1.      Preheat oven to 350 F (177 C).  Spray 9 x 13 pan with nonstick cooking spray.

2.      Heat spinach according to package directions.  Drain, and set aside to cool.

3.      In a large bowl, combine onion, ricotta, egg, 2 cups mozzarella, ¼ cup parmesan, salt, and parsley.  Stir to combine.  Add spinach to cheese mixture and stir again until even.

4.      Pour marinara into prepared 9 x 13 pan; approximately 1-2 cups, or until bottom of pan is fully covered.

5.      Using clean fingers, a spoon, or a piping bag, fill uncooked manicotti noodles with spinach/cheese mixture until noodle is filled.  Place manicotti into pan, repeating until every manicotti has been filled and the pan is full.

6.      Pour the remaining marinara sauce over the manicotti, spreading to ensure even coverage.  Sprinkle with remaining cheeses.

7.      Cover pan with aluminum foil.  Place is preheated oven and cook for 55 minutes.

8.      Remove tin foil from pan.  Return to oven and cook for an additional 15 minutes.

9.      Remove from oven.  Cool 5-10 minutes before serving.