I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the SFW FxM continuation of the Monster Under Your Bed series! Full-length FxF NSFW version will be out in the next few days for your listening pleasure. = )
Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/131642931
2025-08-24 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.
In this episode: seriously people, stop going into the woods at night!
2025-08-21 00:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a loving visit from your very own soulmate/hairdresser Yandere Girl!
New NSFW later this week -- weather didn't agree with my vacation plans, but nothing can stop my roleplay plans.
2025-08-18 07:11:18 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, just wanted to give you a quick heads up that uploads will be paused for a few days while I take a short break to spend time with family. But worry not, I'll be back next week to titillate and disturb you (probably with audios, I probably won't be outside your house lurking in the bushes).
Appreciate you all so much for sticking around, it means the world to me.
2025-08-04 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, the continuation of the Amazon Milking roleplay series, written once more by the fantastic F.N.!
Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107291018/
Note: my apologies for the delaying of the delay after the audio was earlier delayed... i am slow but i am trying my best
2025-08-03 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording from last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.
In this episode: showers that make you long for a bath...
2025-07-31 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience while I finish work on the final erotic upload of the month. It's the longest one yet, so is taking me extra time. This cat loaf, however, is available now! She needs no editing, only pets (and to shed all over everything, everywhere, all of the time forever).
P.S. I will be continuing to upload new NSFW roleplays once-a-week for all of August for the good of the people... and because it's fun
P.P.S. My New Year's Resolution to get better at predicting my editing times remains to be fulfilled
2025-07-30 03:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me tomorrow for this month's Live Drunk and Dangerous -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!
When: Saturday, July 26th, 6 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: It's 2025 and you haven't suffered enough already for some reason...
Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR
2025-07-25 21:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the roleplay series, Meeting a Small Town Siren, written once more by the fantastic Wood!
Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/130962106
2025-07-25 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated scary stories.
In this episode: ...and suddenly, glock!
2025-07-23 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the full-length NSFW version of the Pirate Queen roleplay, Pearl Diver, written by the incomparable Sofi P!
2025-07-22 02:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a possessive Pirate Queen -- written by the one and only Sofi P!
2025-07-22 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Your originally scheduled NSFW upload has hit a small delay -- some say due to editing, others say it's Butterscotch's fault for refusing to stop laying on my neck and obstructing my airway when I'm trying to work.
In either case, thank you for your patience. Please enjoy this photo of what may or may not be (probably is) the guilty culprit.
2025-07-20 04:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy another patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction!
In this episode: the death of Todd
2025-07-17 03:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a Yandere Cat Girl that wants your attention really, really, really badly.
Fun fact: this roleplay is inspired in large part by my own cat, Butterscotch.
2025-07-15 22:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxM edition of the Student x Teacher roleplay, Earning the A, written once more by the wonderful Aura and Anubis!
FxF is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/120847962
2025-07-13 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated scary stories!
2025-07-09 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Frankenstein/Hyde mashup series, written once more by the marvelous Todd Carney!
Previously On: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98737687
P.S. Who's feeling like a Just Jerk July? By that I mean, one new NSFW each week! Why should November have all the fun?
2025-07-09 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"You seem a little stressed... don't worry, I know just what will help..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxF erotic roleplay that will take you to new heights -- The Mile High Club, written by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!
2025-07-05 05:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic stories.
In this episode: Tentacles, tentacles, tentacles!!!
2025-07-02 21:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, False Prophecies, an FxF roleplay featuring a succubus listener and written by the fabulous Marley Monroe!
2025-06-30 01:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday for this month's Live Drunk and Dangerous -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!
When: Saturday, June 28th, 6 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You want some new kinks or phobias, and you don't care which
Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR
2025-06-27 01:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.
In this episode: terror toilets and temple goblins
2025-06-25 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Werewolf x Vampire roleplay series, Cabin Fever, written once more by the amazing Sofi P!
Part 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/129482970
2025-06-25 00:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a Tsundere Giantess you would love to date... if only she was interested, too...
2025-06-21 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the worst-rated horror story posts on r/nosleep!
In today's episode: "M'urder" tips knife
2025-06-19 03:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, a sweetly sadistic monster from under your bed... and oh no, she's hot! Would you be interested in seeing an NSFW continuation? Let me know in the comments!
Note: removed the extra track that I, in all my giant brain glory, left in accidentally... oops!
2025-06-17 03:58:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, a sweetly sadistic monster from under your bed... and oh no, she's hot!
Would you be interested in seeing an NSFW continuation? Let me know in the comments!
2025-06-17 03:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxM erotic roleplay featuring the talents of Your Best Friend's Mom and written by the one-and-only Sofi P!
P.S. Sorry for any delays in my upload schedule... editing takes time and good things cum to those who wait. Your patience is always very appreciated.
2025-06-11 21:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, Meeting a Small-Town Siren, written by the fantastic Wood!
2025-06-08 01:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post