nineteenninetysomething

February 12, 1995

Catch of the Day

If you're gonna play in the Duquesne's pool, don't get too cozy next to Brad. Patricia's already got dibs.

February 5, 1995

If You Wouldn't Mind, I Would Like To Breathe

Joel, Aaron, Steve, and Jocelyn all chose the rock life for a reason. Despite all the ups and downs, it's all worth it to get their innermost feelings, thoughts, and beliefs all laid out in the open completely bare. Say what you want, but they know how to get the world's attention.

January 29, 1995

Fashionably Wet

Lindsay and Craig look great anywhere in formal wear. And I do mean anywhere.

January 22, 1995

All The News That's Fit To Sink

The women of Eden Prairie love their side hustle as underwater fashion models - especially when the world takes notice! As Tina proudly demonstrates, the local Twin Cities newspaper has published a little piece on their unique style of modeling. Now that's what I call journalism.

January 15, 1995

You Deserve a Bloop Today

Jenny's raising submerged shenanigans at her parents' backyard cookout, to no one's great surprise. It's very on-brand for her to think she's found a loophole in the rules, only to get in even bigger trouble for it.

January 8, 1995

Deep Denim

Underwater fashion modeling is tougher than it looks. But for Patricia, who's dedicated her life to looking good no matter where she goes, it comes surprisingly easy.

January 1, 1995

Top Of The Muffin To You

When it comes to body types, Michelle is a bit more on the chubby side. Granted, she's dang proud of it, but it does mean she has to work extra hard to make herself sink underwater. When she wants to visit her lake bottom bedroom, the only way for her to overcome neutral buoyancy is to blow out all her air. But hey, it's not like she was gonna use it for anything, right?

December 25, 1994

Modelin' Mama

As a teacher, Tina only works nine months out of the year. So if she ever gets bored during summer break, there's always a side hustle or two for her to fall back on - like being an underwater fashion model, for instance. The poise, the good looks, the lung capacity, she's got it all!

December 18, 1994

Naked Came the Nude

Lindsay had the impulsive urge to just skip the bikini and go for an au naturel swim this afternoon. Now she's just hoping her parents don't come home early - it's hard to listen for a closing car door when you're underwater, y'know.

December 11, 1994

Breast Day Ever

Just because Patricia, Liv, and Louise settled down into suburban family life doesn't mean they can't cut loose every once in a while. They know what you wanna see - if you got it, flaunt it, right?

December 4, 1994

Oh, Honey

Lindsay's dreamed herself into another iconic underwater music video of the '90s, and dang, does she look good doin' it. Remember the video for "Honey" where Mariah Carey took that epic swan dive off the balcony into the swimming pool and slipped right out of her little black dress in the process? I bet you do now!

November 27, 1994

Bass Lake

Jocelyn's not like other people. They skip rocks in the lake; Jocelyn plays rock in the lake. It's a switcheroo!

November 20, 1994

Swimming in a Happy Nation

Katy likes hanging out in her bedroom, but sometimes she wishes it was more exciting. Like, maybe, what if it was underwater?

November 13, 1994

Step By Step

Do you prefer to jump into a pool, or walk in slowly? Lindsay prefers the slow method, inching down the shallow end steps and savoring the experience.

November 6, 1994

Sweater Weather

It's cooling off out there, and that means the water's getting colder too. Tina knows how important it is to bundle up before taking an autumn swim, diving in wearing her coziest sweater. Now, if only it'd stay on her body...