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Goblin Chapter 117: Altar

Cold, bloody water seeped into the scorched soil beneath Gauss’s feet.

With one boot planted firmly on the unmoving back of a giant rat, he drove his slender sword through its chest once m...

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Goblin Chapter 116: Clearing Rat, Rat, Rat

[Title Earned: ‘Ratkin Hunter.’ This title will upgrade as kills increase.]

[Current Bonus: Bane – +10% damage against giant rats and ratmen.]

As the title activated, an invisib...

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Goblin Chapter 115: Ratmen

“That’s a fat rat—wouldn’t it be better dried as jerky?”

“Shh, just take it outside the manor and burn it. The steward gave strict orders. These rats might be carrying diseases...

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Goblin Chapter 114: Temporary Teammate

Gauss met up with Alia on the second floor of the Adventurer’s Guild.

This druid girl was the same one who had accompanied him back from the Emerald Forest two weeks ago. At the time, she...

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Goblin Chapter 113: Spell Proficiency

“You used magic, didn’t you, senior?”

Gauss put down his cup and stared straight at Andeni, eyes sharp with suspicion.

They were all drinking fairly—so why was she pulling tri...

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Goblin Chapter 112: Loan and Celebration!

After spending 4 gold and 65 copper on skills earlier, Gauss was left with 9 gold and 70 silver.

Even if he sold off all the miscellaneous items he had, he could only scrounge up about 19 go...

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Goblin Chapter 111: Go Shopping

As Gauss passed the warrior section, he glanced at the prices of apprentice-level sword techniques. The cheaper ones were around 20–30 silver coins, and even the pricier ones were just 50–60 si...

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Goblin Chapter 110: Information About Classes and Adventurers Ranks

"Excuse me, coming through."

"Ah—sorry."

Gauss blinked and quickly stepped aside, realizing he’d been standing in the middle of the staircase, completely blocking the way. A woman...

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Goblin Chapter 109: Second Floor

"Come in."

Gauss and Petra stepped into the office.

Shirley glanced up and immediately recognized the rookie adventurer who had piqued her interest the last time. Her gaze lingered on...

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Goblin Chapter 108: Class Leap! From Unranked to Bronze Adventurer!

[Total Monsters Kills: 368]
[Total Goblins Kills: 241]

Gauss looked at the field littered with limbs and let out a long sigh.

He had to admit, wiping out an entire goblin village s...

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Goblin Chapter 107: Cleaning the Goblin Village

Gauss looked at his Adventurer’s Manual. As expected.

The racial trait he had stolen from the goblins—Quicm Digestion—had officially been upgraded from Basic to Elite. (Changed)
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Goblin Chapter 106: Quick Digestion Evolution!

After easily taking out the nearest goblin, Gauss darted behind the warehouse, sticking to the shadows.

His strike had been clean—silent and precise. No one else noticed.

He glanced...

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Goblin Chapter 105: Another Goblin Related Quest

In the lush green sea of trees…

Perched atop a towering tree, Gauss carefully used his dagger to slice off a patch of vibrant green moss nearby.

Inside the sponge-like mass were doz...

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Goblin Chapter 104: Monster Ingredients, Amazing and Expensive Foods

“You're the one who offered to treat me. I didn’t force you,” Andeni said casually.

“Of course. You’ve given up a lot of your time today, senior. I’d feel bad if I didn’t at le...

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Goblin Chapter 103: The Need for Storage

"Looks like your magical talent is even better than I expected," Andeni said, her voice tinged with a bit of envy.

She couldn’t help but recall her own past—how hard she had worked after...

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Goblin Chapter 102: Daze

Gauss continued quietly observing the druid girl, Alia.

At last, during sunset, they reached the edge of the Jade Forest.

Both let out a breath of relief at the same time.

Outs...

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Goblin Chapter 101: Alia Keen

"Drip. Drip."

A dewdrop landed on Gauss’s forehead, bursting into cold splashes.

It was early morning in the Jade Forest. The air was chilly and damp, and Gauss shivered slightly as...

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Goblin Chapter 100: Looting and Rest

Gauss drew his dagger and began cutting off the left ears of all the fallen goblins, casually delivering a finishing blow to any that might still be breathing.

Many ears were already blasted...

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Goblin Chapter 99: Boost Magic Missile!

"Yaaaahhh!"

The Redcap Goblin drew its short blade and slashed down the neck of a fellow goblin who was trying to flee.

Its bloodshot eyes glared at the remaining tribe members.
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Goblin Chapter 98: Milestone! Sub-Core Skill Slot!

After killing the last two goblins needed to hit his milestone, Gauss made a few quick leaps and swiftly put distance between himself and the rest of the goblin horde.

He drew his staff, hop...

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Goblin Chapter 97: Weakened Goblins are easy to Kill

Gauss’s Mage Hand successfully delivered the poison pouch to the water source.

Everything after that went smoothly.

The pouch was submerged into the spring, and under the gentle pre...

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Goblin Chapter 96: Tactics and Caution

It was the first time Gauss had ever seen a goblin tribe of this size.

Obviously, he had to observe for a while and gather enough intel before planning his next move.

He climbed up a ...

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Goblin Chapter 95: Goblin Tribe

SPLAT!

A slimy, dark green creature landed right in the middle of the path, blocking Gauss’s way.

He stopped, looked down, and recognized an old “friend.”

A Slime. Sticky...

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Goblin Chapter 94: Back to the Jade Forest

Gauss returned to the inn.

Nothing about the place had changed since he’d left. That in itself was oddly comforting.

It felt like no matter how far he went, this place would always ...

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Goblin Chapter 93: Beginner's Quest

Once they left Shirley’s office, Gauss finally let out a breath.

That warlock, Shirley, had been intense.

It felt like her aura alone had suppressed everything around him.

Th...

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Goblin Chapter 92: Warlock

So… is he here to submit a commission?

Petra wondered as she saw Gauss approach.

She was already getting ready to accept his quest materials and badge—but Gauss didn’t hand anyt...

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Goblin Chapter 91: Back to Grayrock Town

Gauss clenched his fists.

With every slight movement, he could feel both strength and mana surging through his body. If a few of his past selves were standing in front of him now, he was con...

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Goblin Chapter 90: Profession

Sunlight streamed in through the window, filling the room with a peaceful, quiet warmth.

Gauss opened his eyes.

It felt like he’d just woken up from the longest dream.

He rai...

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Goblin Chapter 89: Class Forming

“What is it?” Gauss asked, confused.

“Nothing major,” Lawrence replied. “Just wanted to say—when you start forming your class core, if you need any supplements or alchemy-grade i...

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Goblin Chapter 88: Huge Profits

Gauss could clearly feel the weight of the staff—simple, solid black metal, completely unadorned.

And its defining trait? Pure hardness.

Yeah, this was one weird staff.

While...

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