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Grimoires & Gunsmoke: The Ohio Incident Ch. 2

After Corporal Santiago’s little outburst, no one in his platoon could even formulate anything resembling a reasonable answer. They all had the very same question as they sat there staring at the...

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Grimoires & Gunsmoke: The Ohio Incident Ch. 1

In the heart of the opulent palace, during the sun's zenith, a lone Lord dined amidst a banquet fit for kings. A vast array of dishes, each a testament to the far reaches of his sprawling empire, s...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 58: Another Job

“YANA!” Bennett bellowed, violently pushing the tavern’s door open. “YANA! TEACH ME MAGIC!”

The tavern, which had been filled with the raucous cheers and laughter of patrons, sudden...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 57: The Wizard's Emporium

With that, they stepped into the building, the door closing behind them with a soft click. The interior was a stark contrast to the bustling plaza outside. The air was cool and still, filled with t...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 56: Bro's Skewers

The sun was high in the sky and the streets were full of people as Elijah and Bennett dragged Auri around the city.

“Why am I here again?" Auri grumbled, struggling to keep up with the two ...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 55: A Surprise Vistor

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say those guards thought we were responsible for the missing serfs when we brought them those heads…” Bennett complained with dreary eyes as he and the r...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 54: Runaway Fairy

Jucap's painful moans echoed throughout the quiet forest as Elijah Adjusted his grip on the hunter's limp form over his shoulders.

"Oh quit being a baby, you’re not even dying.” Elijah gr...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 53: Just Don't Die

Azelines ears perked up as she heard the two iconic sounds and charged out of the clearing like a bolt of lightning. Jucap however, hesitated at first as he gripped his spear tightly and held it cl...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 52: Ghosts and Kobolds

Everyone kept an eye out for any sign of movement as the group slowly and quietly flowed through the forest, their footsteps muffled by the thick layer of fallen damp leaves and moss covering the g...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 51: The Hunters Scars

After taking the time to assess the surroundings, Elijah got to work on finding whatever clues he might be able to dredge up. However, the unfortunate truth was, there just simply wasn’t much lef...

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The reason Humans are banned from bars

“I hope we made the right decision…” Senior Adjudicator Moxara Senior Adjudicator Moxara sighed and promptly dropped into one of the seats reserved for exclusively Ladies and Gentlemen with a...

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The Ohio Incident (Pilot)

July 4th, 20XX, Cambridge, Ohio

As the evening sun dipped below the crest of the western hills, Bix, a scruffy, balding man with pale skin, characteristic of his Appalachian roots, drew a lon...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 50: Fairies and Fruits

Elijah was kneeling just outside of a window, his eyes scanning the dirt and grass for any signs of disturbance. “You’re sure the only thing you saw was your brother being pulled out of here by...

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Visit, Board, Search and Seizure Part 2

Senior Adjudicator Moxara was painfully aware that her death was more than certain during this foolish boarding mission. She couldn’t help but imagine her visage plastered across the evening broa...

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One Shot: Visit, Board, Search and Seizure 1 of 2

"Boarding party to the hangar! Boarding party to the hangar!" A voice blared in rough English throughout the narrow, iron halls of a massive alien frigate. At least it was alien to the Humans on bo...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 49: Hearts and Minds

Trudging through the shanty town that was, inconceivably, even more impoverished than the slums within the city walls, the crew finally emerged to find themselves facing what could only be describe...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 48: Auri's Morning

Auri was absolutely astounded by the unreal pace at which her new pupils were grasping the art of reading. It was already wild that Elijah had advanced further in mere days than she had in weeks, b...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 47: Finding a New Employer

Elijah finally descended the stairs into the common hall after enduring an entire night of relentless questioning from two extremely curious women. Even following their rather modest meal, they had...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 46: Eviction Notice

“So what you’re telling me, is all we have to do is help kick some losers out of their rooms and we can have them at a discount?” Bennett asked, following Azeline up the stairs.

Azeline...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 45: A City of Contrasts

Bennett couldn't help but gawk at the sights that surrounded him as he followed Azeline through the winding streets of Aldenshor. It felt like he was playing another strange off-brand RPG where the...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 44: Lost and Found

Bennet was lying face up on top of a box with his head and all of his limbs dangling off the sides while Yana gleefully bounced up and down on his stomach.

“What’s taking them so long?”...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 43: Inquisitive Boarding.

Bennett was leaning over the bow, staring at the night sky that was painted with a myriad of twinkling stars. The cool and humid air gently caressed his face as he took in a deep breath, filling hi...

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The Big Oof! Volume 2 Chapter 42

VOLUME 1 IS DONE YAY. ON TO VOLUME 2

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"Are we there yet?" Yana whined, her tiny wings fluttering impatiently as she hovered near Elijah's head.

Everyone was sprawled out all over...

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The Big Oof! Volume 1 Chapter 41: Token of Gratitude

Bennett was dead asleep in his hammock when he was roused by hushed whispers and the sound of activity echoed throughout the room, seemingly amplified by its cramped space.

“Ben.” A voice...

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The Big Oof! Volume 1 Chapter 40: The Inquisition

"I understand your plight, but unfortunately, I have my own circumstances I need to attend to," Salvanius said, leaning back in his chair. "Therefore, I'm unable to provide any transportation to Al...

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The Big Oof! Chapter 39: Nobody Cares

"We didn't even get a moment's rest..." Azeline exhaustedly mumbled as she looked up to see the morning light was already high in the sky.

Even though no one responded, Azeline could tell the...

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Elijah Adrian Drake

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The Big Oof! Volume 1 Chapter 38: Search and Seizure

Having regained her breath and Composure, Azeline joined Bennett as she walked forward in front of a group of Villagers getting into formation. “Calm yourselves and lower your weapons!” Azeline...

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The Big Oof! Chapter 37: Enjoy Your Meal

Pushing his hand through his long and unkept green hair, Jini let out a sigh of relief as he watched the multitude of oars jutting out of a large ship start to row out further away from the dock. N...

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The Big Oof! Chapter 36: Enhanced Interrogation

Rushing up the stairs after the series of deafening explosions, Mara stumbled back onto her rear to see a pile of bodies stacked on top of each other. But that was soon interrupted by the sight of ...

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