Chapter 29: How do you turn on this healing circle?
“Okay, let’s spend these skill points and get back to safety quickly,” Brian said.
Jack bought: Mana Manipulation: Rank 1
Lucas bought: Mana Generation: R...
2023-09-29 07:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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Chapter 28: What do you do when you have to face a 2 meter tall monster with only a machete?
“Finally!” Lucas yelled.
“Yes bitch! Let’s go!” Jack yelled.
“System, I love you baby,” Brian said.
They had no idea why, but the system finally gave them a challeng...
2023-09-28 03:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 27: What should we do with the hostage?
The team of three hispanic grinders were speaking in Spanish to each other.
“Can’t we just keep one of the crystals for ourselves?” one of them said.
The other three eyed him susp...
2023-09-27 11:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 26: What’s better than you with your two homies out in the field grinding achievements?
“So my idea is this: We need to get more achievements. It seems like everyone and their mother in this game have more achievements than us. We saw with the 100 pushups that it isn’t even that h...
2023-09-26 04:12:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 25: What do you do when a 40 year old sophisticated man in a suit makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
“You wanna kiss my ass?” Lucas immediately said
“Bro,” Jack said.
“Sorry about that,” Brian said and shrugged.
“What do you mean team up against Fernando?” Jack sa...
2023-09-25 04:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24: How can you tell if she wants you or your money?
I think I’m in love, Jack thought as he stared at Miranda’s cleavage.
“And then it fucking bit my fingers off!” Lucas said.
“No way!!! Oh my god, really? But, there...
2023-09-24 04:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23: How do you convince a nurse to work for you?
“One, two, three, four,” they were chanting while moving the makeshift siege tower into the new zone.
Last time they went into a new zone farther inland it took a long time before they fi...
2023-09-23 05:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 22: How long does it take to get a healing skill?
“One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four,” Jack and Brian were chanting.
The contraption was heavy, so they needed breaks.
When they were inside the sieg...
2023-09-22 09:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 21: You are in a monster forest. You need to build something to defend yourself. What do you build?
They stared at each other after getting the notification.
“I’m too tired for this shit. We can think about it tomorrow. Let’s head back to the Balloon zone and sleep,” Jack said.
<... 2023-09-21 06:53:46 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 20: What kind of skill is related to innovative warfare?
… please choose a skill related to innovative warfare
“Okay, let’s think long and hard about this,” Jack said.
“What’s innovative warfare even?” Brian sai...
2023-09-20 04:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 19: Have you ever went over a new zone to grind, and the loot just ain’t no good?
The air molecules of humans drifted into the Wolf Monster’s nose.
A hormonal cascade started inside its brain and it rushed off in the direction of the smell.
As it came closer, the s...
2023-09-19 04:16:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 18: What can you use the skill Speed Counting for?
“No way Jose,” Jack said.
“Hello oh great system. This is what you would define as, FUCK NO! You tryna get us killed?” Brian said.
“We already have the fucking burritos after ...
2023-09-18 04:21:41 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17: What’s your first sensory enhancement skill?
Five Hispanic gang members were standing in the middle of the stone plaza.
“This is a waste of time,” one of them said in Spanish.
“We wouldn’t have to do this shit if Rodrigo a...
2023-09-17 04:11:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 16: What would you do if you unlocked a math skill?
“Mhmm… Is that so… Well, I think we won’t do that,” Eugene said.
“The fuck you saying! You want Fernando to hear about this!” the hispanic gang member said.
“Yeah sure, ...
2023-09-16 06:42:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15: What would you do if you got gangrene?
It looked very ugly. It reminded Jack of a mummy. The way the skin had turned black around where that big wolf bit off Lucas’ fingers.
“Fuck that’s gross,” Jack said. He looked away.<...
2023-09-15 04:34:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14: You’re surrounded by a rival gang. What do you do?
“These mana waves aren’t dense enough. We can’t do anything with them,” Brian said.
“And we can barely control them. Takes forever to even get a little bit into this damn blueprint,...
2023-09-14 05:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13: What would you do if you lost all your fingers?
After the adrenaline wore off, the pain kicked in.
After they realized he was missing fingers, they grabbed Lucas and rushed to the safer Balloon Monster territory. Then Jack and Brian quickl...
2023-09-14 05:41:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12: What would you do if you got a dangerous challenge?
“Let’s think about this first,” Brian said.
“What’s there to think about? We need those skill points,” Jack said.
“It’s too dangerous. We know jack shit about what’s o...
2023-09-12 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 11: You accidentally piss off a gang. What do you do?
Both groups froze for two seconds. Then the dozen gang members rushed towards Jack, Brian and Lucas.
Brian pulled out his gun and shot at the oncoming gang members.
“Run! Run! Pull ou...
2023-09-11 03:26:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10: Which combination of skills do you need to use mana?
And now, it was finally time to unlock mana.
“So I’ve been thinking about this a lot,” Jack said, “the system is kind of tricky. When Brian asked for that defense skill, it just gave ...
2023-09-10 02:47:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 9: Have you ever eaten a grasshopper?
“I hope this one is finally a useful one,” Brian said.
“Please don’t jinx it,” Lucas said.
All three agreed that it was Brian’s turn to get a skill crystal.
“I just ...
2023-09-09 05:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 8: You run into 3 gang members with machetes. You only have a knife. What do you do?
The three hispanics heard Brian yell after Jack, and easily spotted Jack running towards them with a knife in his hand.
One of them dropped his backpack and took a stance with a machete. The ...
2023-09-09 05:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7: If you could use skill points to learn any language, what would you pick?
The skill crystal cracked, and warm, yellow energy ran up into Jack’s arm.
Python (programming language): Rank 1
“Are you kidding me?” Jack said, and chuckled. 2023-09-09 05:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 6: If you could use skill points to change any part of your body, what would you change?
“... which defends me,” Brian said.
This was the first time Brian was getting a skill and he had secretly been jealous of Lucas and Jack already getting skills, so he was excited...
2023-09-09 05:34:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5: How do you figure out how to activate your new skill?
“We don’t have all day,” Brian said.
“Make something happen, I’m bored,” Jack said.
“Shut the fuck up and let me focus!”
Lucas was crouching next to a line of ants...
2023-09-04 14:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 4: How would you prepare to complete a challenge?
+1 Skill Point
“Oh shit,” Jack said.
“What did you get?” Brian said.
“One skill point.”
The other two finished their challenges as well and also...
2023-09-04 14:48:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 3: What would you do if a monster you just defeated dropped a weird crystal?
Unlike the other times, a small yellow marble dropped.
Challenge: Kill 100 Balloon Monsters. Reward: ?
053/100
When the Balloon Monsters popped, ...
2023-09-02 13:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 2 - What would you do if you got this skill?
Knife Fighting: Rank 1
Suddenly, his vision and senses were overstimulated. Pure blue filled his eyes and he couldn’t tell up from down and the backside of his body was col...
2023-09-02 13:30:25 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the originals of the images I used for advertising.
I used the following prompt on DALL-E to make them: “POV camera angle realistic picture. Foreground: Hand holding knife. Middle ground: Balloon Monster with...
2023-09-01 03:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 1 - What would you do if you were trapped inside a room?
We were outside selling drugs to a group of homeless men.
“You should be careful, this is Fernando’s spot and I don’t think he’s gonna be very happy when he finds out you’ve been de...
2023-08-31 04:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post