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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 49 - Stop Trying To Hit Me And Hit Me!

Xavier, Howard, Siobhan and Justin were engulfed in a white light and transported to the head of the elven army.

Xavier wasn’t sure how this would go. He’d just slaughtered this army and ...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 48 - Thank You For Your Sacrifice

Xavier stood over the mangled, destroyed body of the Cerotri Infernum.

The hell beast with three heads must have had a massive amount of health. It had managed to survive five uses of Spirit ...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 47 - The System Doesn’t Stand for Cowards

The thunderous, explosive roar of the Cerotri Infernum rang out once more, stabbing at Xavier’s ears. The weird bubbling, popping, rumbling, jet-engine noise hit him threefold.

Xavier stare...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 46 - Wearing Glass-Cannon Mage Robes

Xavier, standing between two armies, glanced up at the floor boss for the third floor of the Tower of Champions.

He had no idea what the hell it was, but it lookedterrifying. Far mor...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 45 - There Are Only So Many Risks I Can Take

Xavier, gripping his Spirit Staff of Might tightly in both hands, ran toward the enemy army of five hundred elves.

Knife-ears, Sergeant Bradley had called them. It was a slur Xavier ...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 44 - Those Bloody Knife-Ears

Xavier stood in the middle of a large field of long, purple grass. Two suns blared down at him and his party from above. And, on either side of them, two opposing armies marched.

One, an army...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 43 - Whose Call Will You Answer?

In the Staging Room of the Tower of Champions, Xavier walked up to the door that would take him and his party to the third floor.

Before moving forward, he looked at his stats and other infor...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 42 - F Grade, E Grade… I Don’t Understand Any Of It Right Now

Once again, when they sold all of the corpses and items they’d looted from clearing a floor, they didn’t get a great deal of coin for them. It added up to a little more than seven thou...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 41 - Do You Wish To Learn This Spell?

Xavier held his breath as he selected Spell Book from the loot box’s notification.

A moment later, a Spell Book appeared in his hand. It was the same size as the one that Siobhan h...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 40 - Like Some Cartoon Villain

Xavier walked to the middle of the Staging Room. He knelt by the loot box with his name on it. He’d put his Spirit Staff of Might into his Storage Ring, and he had the odd urge to rub his hands t...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 39 - First To 500 Stats

Xavier smiled as he read the two notifications, standing in the blood-drenched cavern where he and the others had faced the final boss of the second floor.

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 38 - Rat Bastard, King of the Pests

Xavier, one moment running across the rocky ground toward the Rat King—the boss of the second floor of the Tower of Champions—in the next found himself falling into a hole that had formed strai...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 37 - Time To Exterminate This Rat

The screeching scream launching out of the mole rat’s throat was louder than any other Xavier had encountered.

He leapt toward the other members of his party, facing up at the beast and qui...

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Tier 3+ - Accidental Champion - Chapter 36 - I’d Like To Have A Chat With Whoever Came Up With This Whole Thing In The First Place

Xavier thought about it and… he couldn’t leave the others behind. Dragging them along would no doubt mean losing any chance at getting a spot in the top 100, but chances were they woul...

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 35 - A Bloody Maze

Xavier felt like a whirlwind of death.

A whirlwind of death. That sounds awesome.

He didn’t know that slaughtering monsters could be so… fun. A small pang of guilt...

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 34 - I’m Just Going To Need To Kill Them As Fast As I Can

Xavier stood just outside the small archway outside of the Safe Zone on the second floor of the Tower of Champions, facing down two ugly beasts that bounded toward him.

They were coming at hi...

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 33 - Like Swinging A Heavy Barbell

Xavier Collins took up the Spirit Staff of Might. The staff looked rather different to the wooden staff he’d first received when he’d chosen the Basic Mage class.

The moment he’d accept...

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 32 - Welcome To The System Shop!

Xavier took Siobhan’s advice, acquiring the two skills she’d recommended he learn: Physical Resistance and Magical Potency.

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 31 - The Whole Damned Game Is Rigged

The others gathered around Siobhan as she began to talk, though Xavier got the sneaking suspicion that Howard and Justin would already know everything she was about to say, considering they’d all...

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Accidental Champion - Chapter 30 - Loot Boxes

Quick note: I've renamed this series "Accidental Champion" instead of "Accidental Champion of Earth".

Xavier made sure he didn’t pass up the opportunity to loot the dead Puma Prime. In fact...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 29 - First Floor Climber

Xavier watched the two Black Pumas slam into the stone floor of the temple.

You have defeated a Level 11 Black Puma!

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 28 - A Planet Of The Apes Scenario

This looks promising.

Xavier raised his staff, gripped in both hands, over his head as he stretched out his sore back. He’d been running for the past ten minutes, through the fores...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 27 - I Won’t Let This Be The End

Your health is at 1%.

The notification stared at him. Goaded him. It was the only bloody thing that he could see.

I won’t let this be the end.

Heavy Te...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 26 - Don’t Get Yourself Killed

Xavier whipped around and faced all thirty-five level 10 Black Pumas. Fear welled up inside him. Instincts, ancient and primal, begged him to run. But other instincts were forming inside Xavier. On...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 25 - Lesser Butcher

Xavier stood in the middle of the dark forest on the first floor of the Tower of Champions, staring down ten massive level 10 Black Pumas each twice the size of a lion. Their eyes glowed an eerie y...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 24 - Sharp Claws And Dagger-Like Fangs

As much as Xavier appreciated Howard pushing him on, he wasn’t sure how long the other three would be holed up in that cabin. He hoped it would only be a few hours, but if it was longer, then the...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 23 - You Want To Do This All By Yourself?

The monster was on him before he even had a chance to scan it, but Xavier was still faster. He cast Spiritual Trifecta as he heard a roar permeate the air and watched as the big, black cat soared t...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 22 - I’m Not That Kind Of Mage

Standing before the door that would have them enter the first floor of the Tower of Champions, Xavier explained to his party members what different titles he possessed, and what that meant for his ...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 21 - Greetings, Champions of Earth!

“Hologram,” Siobhan muttered. “Gotta be a hologram.”

Howard grunted. “The world’s gone to hell, it has…”

“I think we should be quiet,” Justin whispered.

Xavier...

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Accidental Champion of Earth - Chapter 20 - Meet The Party

Xavier felt oddly giddy and nervous as he walked up the stairs. He wasn’t the only one heading up there. There were about twenty people walking up the same set of stairs as him. None of them talk...

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