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Selene Voss

“Hope it’s good though,” Echidna said as they watched the Astartes grapple down into the ravine before them. “The cost of making it was obscene.”

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Of course, before going down to duke it out with another horror that crawled out of the asscrack of this nonsensical galaxy, we had to spend two hours in mind-numbing strategising.

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There was something strangely unnerving making eye contact with myself, especially when I was consciously controlling both instances of ‘myself’.

Well, at least I know that I n...

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“Unfortunately, this one seems to be a replica from around the early twenty thousands.” Trazyn lamented, staring up at a convincing remake of Michelangelo’s David.

“I suspe...

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I didn’t expect the prehistoric space robot to gasp in surprise or stumble at me having known who he was, but I couldn’t help but be disappointed when he just continued staring at me with those...

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A/N: I just want to say a quick thank you to all you guys who had been supporting me up until now!

This winter had been ... complicated from a personal and IRL perspective for me and I was ba...

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The following couple of days turned out to be surprisingly calm. OR boring, depending on who you asked.

I spent the large majority of it attempting to beat Valenith black and blue ...

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I easily hid ourselves from most prying eyes, to be honest, only Mephiston would have been able to notice me, or maybe if Guilliman’s ultra-instincts somehow activated and alerted him of my prese...

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Robute Guilliman

He watched as the body, not unlike that of a young woman, flaked away into a cloud of ash that slowly gathered into a pile on the floor. Nobody spoke, though he assumed their...

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“I am still at the place where I have a bunch of information that would be invaluable to you but am not willing to part with without compensation.”

“Telling me how...

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The silence stretched for a few seconds as the giant of a man that was Guilliman loomed over the slightly less gigantic Custodes. He was really good at looming, his eyes cold and judging as ...

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Octavian Gaius

Octavian had no trouble keeping both his facial expression and posture stoic. He was a Custodes after all, if he didn’t have perfect control of his body, he woul...

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I’ve plundered minds one after the other, jumping from ship to ship without being noticed, at least as far as I knew. I’ve been shot at a few times, but I reasoned that those were more p...

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The first line of defence for any voidship would have been the long-range sensors, which I seemingly managed to slip past by. Next would be the point defence turrets, though even those neede...

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I needed that. I sighed, taking care not to wake the little beauty snoring with her cheek on my shoulder and legs intertwined with mine. She thoroughly exhausted herself, and ...

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Dante

Commander Dante was in an understandably stormy mood, even with the looming relief of an incoming crusade fleet.

“The recon squad is dead,” said on...

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With the last nearby Astartes dead with a final echoing scream, and Selene healed up to tip-top shape with a new armour — tendril included — covering her, I could breathe a sigh of...

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Shadowkeeper

The rift closed behind him, and he collapsed onto the dirty ground. Twisting over, he managed to rest his back against the cavern’s walls and breathe a sigh.

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Both of my hands transformed, morphing into a Tyranid spike bolter. I wasn’t sure of its exact name, but the thing shot out armour-piercing spikes laced in neurotoxin and acid so vic...

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We continued our dance. He went at full power from the start, striking with the intent to cleave me in half clear in each of his swings as I slowly dialled up my own power. Or well, what I was dial...

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I gave Selene a quick rundown of what I knew of Psychic Blanks. Fuckers with negative souls that repelled warp energy, reinforced realspace, and made anything with even a fragment of p...

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I invested almost all of my brain power into controlling the Drone, only leaving a fragment of my consciousness behind in my Avatar through which I could feel Selene’s hold tighten aro...

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“You are making that face,” Selene said.

“What face?” I asked, putting on an innocent expression.

She squinted at me, I just smiled and blinked at her. I was the ep...

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Octavian Gaius

“Brother Octavian.”

Octavian snapped out of his thought in a moment, gaze focusing on the usually silent and forever stoic Flavius of the Aquilian Shie...

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A/N: Patreon's enshitification has been reverted just a bit for the time being so I will go back to posting in normal text posts like this one.

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A/N: This things seems to be working for now, but I'll still post a link to my drive at the end of the chapter in case anything goes wrong.

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Patreon editor is still a pile of steaming garbage, so let's see how well this works out.
The Link below should let you guys view Chapter 89 of the story in my Drive and nothing else. For starte...

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A/N: Fucking Patreon broke an I can't paste formatting. I tried to go over it all again and edit stuff manually, but some enters or sg could have slipped by. Sorry about that.

If this keeps u...

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[Time elapsed since the start of the battle: 24h31m12s]

Huh, okay. That was … fun? My part of the deal was done and Dante already gave me most of what I wanted, ...

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Selene Voss

Her sword raked through carapace flesh and bone alike. The blade needing only a bit of extra push to slash through the tough bones of the alien menace.

A ...