It's voting time again!! Let me know which TWO audios you'd like to see on Reddit this month!! All Patreon vault releases this month 👀
[F4M] Acting Out My Erotica Fantasies [Strangers to Lovers] [Young Researchers] [Dusty Old Library] [Catching Me With Smut] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Gagging] [Hold the Moan] [Public] [Seated Sex] [Erotica Descriptions] [Creampie] [BINAURAL]
I know decent women don't read such things, but... Well, yes. Decent women aren't very interesting, are they?
[F4M] Your tutoring buddy is cute...but her mom is cuter! [MILF] [Big Boobs] [Big Ass] [Glasses] [Sexually Forward Older Woman] [Lingerie] [Boobjob] [Face Sitting] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Southern Accent] Optional [Wet Sounds]
Smart AND sweet AND handsome? If I was my daughter's age, I'd snap you up right now! Oh, you like older women, do you? Well, that changes things...
[F4M] The Girl From the Coffee Shop [Bubbly, Confident Girl][Younger Woman/Older Man][Friends to Lovers][Going Back to Your Place][Making Out][Passionate][Cunnilingus][Ass Worship][Missionary] to [Woman on Top][Doggystyle][Cum on My Ass]
After flirting for weeks at your favorite coffee shop, the woman you always thought just saw you as a friendly older guy finally loses patience and tells you to take her home and fuck her right now, thank you.
The shy girl in your university class shows up to your dorm room to return a book she borrowed from you, and you notice she's wearing a rather unusual choker necklace...!
You don't know who you've just asked for protection, do ya? Don't you worry, little darlin'... Nothing's gonna hurt you while I'm around.
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
I started making this one as the NSFW F4M/F4F I originally intended, and I was just having so much fun with her character it kept getting longer and longer...and I realized this totally needs to be a series!! Next month, we'll see what happens next with you and the Widowmaker :P
Your friend's older sister asks to hang out, and confesses she's feeling self-conscious after her recent divorce. Time to show her exactly how incredibly sexy she still is!
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
Look, older women are incredibly hot... I don't make the rules...!! :P
Normally I'd have my other cosplay friends help me with this, but they're all super busy today and I really need someone's opinion on all of these... What do you say, you wanna ogle your cute neighbor in a few cosplays?
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
Whyyyyyy are cosplay girls so fucking hot, I'm blessed to live in the same timeline
Also this audio was recorded while my old mic was dying so there's a bit of peaking and I'm SORRY AAAAAAA
You're checking out another girl, but your friend is shockingly cool with it--actually, you need help with that boner, bro?
Cornflower and Up
[F4M] and [F4F] Versions: Tough Gunslinger Has a Soft Spot For You
You don't know who you've just asked for protection, do ya? Don't you worry, little darlin'... Nothing's gonna hurt you while I'm around.
Peacock and Up
[F4M] Showing your friend's older sister she's still a MILF
Your friend's older sister asks to hang out, and confesses she's feeling self-conscious after her recent divorce. Time to show her exactly how incredibly sexy she still is!
Lavender
[F4F] Tough Gunslinger Has a Soft Spot For You
You don't know who you've just asked for protection, do ya? Don't you worry, little darlin'... Nothing's gonna hurt you while I'm around.
Reddit (Bluesdays)
[F4M] "Is this cosplay too slutty? Asking for a friend..."
[Neighbors to Lovers] [Dirty Talk] [Submissive Blue]
[F4M] You...do find me sexy, right?
[Reassuring your girlfriend] [First time having sex together] [First time saying I love you]
YouTube
Snarky Runaway Princess Hides In Your Cottage
Announcements
I will be in the desert with no internet from April 23 - April 27! All my audios will be posted ahead of time, but you won't be able to contact me at all on those days.
If you're in my Peacock tier or higher, you get access to the Ideas Room on Discord, where you can submit your audio ideas monthly for me to check out! I've made a few things from there, and this month we're pulling our poll options from there! I've pulled these verbatim from the Discord for the lolz, credit will be given if the idea is chosen, keeping these relatively anon right now
Please pick your favorite THREE ideas for me to turn into audios for Patreon this month, vote for the same two as you did in the previous poll to give your favorites a boost!
1. Helping a friend
F4M
Tags: casual, first time, creampie, any other fun tags you wanna throw in.
Script prompt:
Yeah, she was pretty hot.
What I can't acknowledge a girl is hot and you can?
Oh! I guess you really did think she was hot. Do you need help with that?
Turns around, drops pants or flips up skirt, and bends over.
Here, feel free to use me! I don't mind.
Oh!? You never done this? Well if you want to try it, drop the pants, and stand behind me. ... Awesome so, what you are going to do is just take this grabs penis and guides him in (yes I know the audience can't see it) and move back and forth until you cum in me.
Now... What are you waiting for, get moving!
(And loads of improv)
2. Relaxing your girlfriend before going into the store
Your girlfriend gets a bit anxious before going to the store... So many people!
You know exactly how to calm her down...
By making her cum in the car right before you head in
Car naughtiness and a little bit of "we might get caught!"
3. Showing your friend's older sister she's still a MILF
Your friend's older sister is recently divorced and feeling a little undesired. While staying over one night she invites (requests?) you to cuddle. You can guess what happens from there
4. Gunslinger/bounty hunter has a soft spot for the listener
I think this is an interesting setting for fantasy, western, or sci fi
Also, it’s an excuse to use the southern accent, but in a more gruff way.
5. The girlfriend/wife is hit on by a jerk, but reassure the listener that she will never cheat on them
To prove this, while having sex she tells the listener how much better they are compared to the jerk that tried to steal her.
The idea is a proof of love and affection to each other.
If you're in my Peacock tier or higher, you get access to the Ideas Room on Discord, where you can submit your audio ideas monthly for me to check out! I've made a few things from there, and this month we're pulling our poll options from there! I've pulled these verbatim from the Discord for the lolz, credit will be given if the idea is chosen, keeping these relatively anon right now
Please pick your favorite THREE ideas for me to turn into audios for Patreon this month!
1. Helping a friend
F4M
Tags: casual, first time, creampie, any other fun tags you wanna throw in.
Script prompt:
Yeah, she was pretty hot.
What I can't acknowledge a girl is hot and you can?
Oh! I guess you really did think she was hot. Do you need help with that?
Turns around, drops pants or flips up skirt, and bends over.
Here, feel free to use me! I don't mind.
Oh!? You never done this? Well if you want to try it, drop the pants, and stand behind me. ... Awesome so, what you are going to do is just take this grabs penis and guides him in (yes I know the audience can't see it) and move back and forth until you cum in me.
Now... What are you waiting for, get moving!
(And loads of improv)
2. Relaxing your girlfriend before going into the store
Your girlfriend gets a bit anxious before going to the store... So many people!
You know exactly how to calm her down...
By making her cum in the car right before you head in
Car naughtiness and a little bit of "we might get caught!"
3. Showing your friend's older sister she's still a MILF
Your friend's older sister is recently divorced and feeling a little undesired. While staying over one night she invites (requests?) you to cuddle. You can guess what happens from there
4. Gunslinger/bounty hunter has a soft spot for the listener
I think this is an interesting setting for fantasy, western, or sci fi
Also, it’s an excuse to use the southern accent, but in a more gruff way.
5. The girlfriend/wife is hit on by a jerk, but reassure the listener that she will never cheat on them
To prove this, while having sex she tells the listener how much better they are compared to the jerk that tried to steal her.
The idea is a proof of love and affection to each other.
Your long-distance girlfriend is finally able to come visit you and you can barely keep your hands off of one another! You finally make it back to your place, and it's time to seal the deal...when you both realize that you forgot to get condoms! No worries, though, turns out she's got a huge fetish for being covered in your cum...!
IMPROV
Idea submitted by spartan445
Blue's Notes
SO I HAD TO RECORD THIS TWICE BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT AND I ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED THE ENTIRE FIRST CUT ON MY LAPTOP MIC INSTEAD OF MY STUDIO MIC AAAAAAAA
I decided to include the shitty mic version below, too, because even though the mic quality is ass I feel like the dirty talk in it was pretty fucking good. T_T RIP me, lmk which version you think is hotter though hahaha
"You know what they say about Skell'lerian women, right?"
You are a young adventurer seeking your fame and fortune in a legendary contest held in the capitol city of the neighboring country of Skell'leria. This bloody series of contests is called The Games, shrouded in rumors and prophecy. The winner of this event will be granted untold riches and power, and some seers claim that the champion will one day bring magic back to the land.
On your way to the capitol, you stop at a little tavern by the river, where you meet a truly enchanting tavern keeper named Blue who claims that she can grant you good luck on your quest in a very unusual way...!
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
PWL (Porn With Lore) time!!!
While I was recovering from surgery last week, I played SO MUCH Traveller's Rest and I think that's where this plot emerged from... After that, Dungeon Master brain went brrrrr
So thus far for art Mondays I've been paying out of pocket for every piece of art, which has been totally fine up until now and I was absolutely happy to do--I really enjoy commissioning artists and I had a little bit of spare cash to do so.
I have the last couple of pieces of art scheduled for the next few weeks and after that I currently can't afford to commission more, BUT I know we both have a super cool artistic community here AND peeps who really enjoy sexy art so!!
If you would like to support continuing Art Mondays, there's two ways you can help:
Contribute whatever you can, every time we reach $200 I'll commission a new piece of art! Typically the artists I work with charge between $60 - $350 for a piece, so this might also be able to fund multiple pieces depending on who I find along the way! (I'm pretty picky about who I commission so I'm currently planning to stay in charge of that.)
2. If you are an artist who would like to donate some sexy art of Blue to be posted on Mondays here on Patreon, please feel free to message it to me on Discord or drop it in the #miss-blues-fabulous-fanart channel there!
If you just enjoy making cool porn/sexy art for fun and having us all celebrate you here for it, we can provide you lots of headpats and gratitude!!
🎨 on this post is from certified national treasure justin_cidermouth
Hey blueberries!! Forgive me if this is a little incoherent as I'm on a lot of painkillers currently.
Unfortunately the surgery site got infected, so I'm in a pretty tremendous amount of pain at the moment. Taking a bit more time to recover. Doctor says the worst should be over very soon and the pain will subside in the next couple of days. 💙💙 Trying to stay very still and let local friends help me with cooking/cleaning/distracting me while I heal. I've been playing lots of games on my Steamdeck (Balatro, Traveller's Rest) and reading some books (I'm in book 6 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series currently and just finished Shark Heart this afternoon, which was goofy but lovely and made me cry). When my brain is occupied it's a lot easier not to focus on how my body is feeling. This isn't a surgery that's supposed to come with this much post-op pain but it's not unheard of, apparently??
Thank you for all the sweet well wishes and care packages, I'm focusing on getting better and knowing my bills are taken care of and you guys are fully supportive of me focusing on just getting better just makes it so so so so much easier. Hoping to be better soon because OUCH!! 🤕
There's another YouTube audio that I've pre recorded and I'm thinking of recording tomorrow's audio for Reddit from my phone since the microphone on that is actually pretty decent. I can't get out of bed currently and my body hurts like a motherfucker but I'm still so horny, what the fuck?! 😂 If I wake up tomorrow in not too much pain there will be a Sunday audio because I'm fantasizing about one of the Reddit audio prompts, if I do wake up in too much pain I'll skip and post some pics instead 💙
