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Patreon Requests October 2024: ➕👀

Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part

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WFYM 259 - Zynga Legs

Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to ...

WFYM 258 - Human Kief

Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? ...

WFYM 257 - Marvin's Hole

We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydre...

WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should ...

WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka....

WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker

I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is...

WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox

Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named...

WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy

Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Me...

Patreon Requests September 2024: The One With The Open Wounds

Thanks for the videos party people! This one has the Shark Tank pitch for Coldest Water (just kidding that video got geoblocked), a vlogs type getting resisting arrest, mosquitoes, a tutorial on ho...

WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson)

My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurr...

WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect

I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadia...

WFYM 249 - New Yeller

I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. ...

WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim

The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he was getting Kate Middleton pregnant with a bast...

WFYM 247 - Silento Generation

We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our generation used to drink from the hose and now we d...

WFYM 246 - Chirp

We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucket bunnies and we need to breed more using the m...

WFYM 245 - Prima Hoctua (with Hesse Deni)

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random explaining how sperm works and cops catching salmon...

WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze

I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success Class for plagiarizing David Cross and then Sk...

WFYM 243 - Despicable Them

What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknowledged by Cameo star "Picrob" and Chet finds ou...

Patreon Requests August 2024: Les Minions

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Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part

WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion

We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal...

WFYM 241 - Candiru Cat

On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encou...

WFYM 240 - Bigpox

In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy b...

WFYM 239 - Yellow Solo Cup

Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of yo...

WFYM 238 - Rog

Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addres...

WFYM 237 - Neighbor Jelly

We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refut...

WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief

Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly c...

WFYM 235 - Reverse Exterminator

Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on...

WFYM 234 - Horsamine

Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum...

WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog

I'm Sikh.

of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy a...