TwoHotTakes

New Tour Merch!!

Working on new merch for the No Takes Left Behind Tour. I wanted a little camp scene with s’more’s and sticking with the theme of cute characters. The heart is from the last tour tshirt 😊 2024-08-05 17:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Group Tea Starting Soon!

Running about 15 minutes behind but shall be starting very soon!! Don't worry everyone will be let in!

To join the video meeting, click this link: 2024-08-04 16:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post

August Group Tea THIS Sunday!

Well it looks like the poll for this Sunday August 4th at about 10am PST is the winner :) set your reminders now!!

This is the Los Angeles timezone for anyone confused ...

July Full Bonus Episode - Video!

I'm so sorry in advance for the coconut story again but Lauren's faces were so hilarious! All of these stories were SO SO GOOD! Prepare to be mad. Veryyyy mad.

July Full Bonus Episode ! - Audio

Apologies in advance for how heated we got throughout ALL of these stories 🙈😂 But I hope you enjoy this full bonus ep with Lauren and I!

TW for story 1 -- it could be triggering for tho...

August Group Tea :)

Want to see what works for a majority of people :) July's was a bit early so adding some late options too!

Group Tea :))

Group Tea is starting soon :) All the info is below.

To join the video meeting, click this link: https://meet....

July Free Bonus Story - Video

Sorry for popping off so hard on this one but boy do I defend a cute grandma like no other lol. Thoughts not this one...

July Free Bonus Story !

Well if this isn't one of my favorite stories we've had on the podcast (whole podcast included) in awhile. I loved this one and chatting with Lauren about it. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on ...

Group Tea this Sunday!!

July is flying by and we have a very important group tea to do :) Group tea will be held this Sunday at 11am PST until 12:30ish PST (Los Angeles, California timezone lol).

Can't wait to catch...

Group Text for Unhinged Tier

Hi friends, I'm sure there's a few of you that may not be ready to share your problems on group tea or have your camera on, so I wanted to give us a chance to have a group text! A place where you c...

Group Project!!

Whohooo here we go you all! Thank you thank you thank you for all the help with this. I truly would not be able to do it without you guys.

So Danah made this sheet and I love the format: 2024-07-20 05:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Group Project?

Hi family hope all is well!!

I've been thinking about going through all the episodes and compiling a master doc with all the stories we've ever read. I'm curious if anyone would like to assis...

July Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4 !!

Okay these stories shaped up to be so juicy. I now just wish Matt and Amy would have picked this one because their takes would've crushed!! What are your thoughts? Were the titles underwhelming and...

July Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3 & 4 -- Audio

Let's get into some of July's bonus stories shall we :) These are just the start and we have some more juicy ones coming! The last two in this bunch really had me reeling oofta. I've already got th...

June Bonus Stories 5 & 6 -- Video !

Video version for our bonus bonus June stories :) Ever have someone hide something in your food?! Why does this come up so much?!

June Bonus Stories 5 & 6

As promised you're getting a bit extra this month so here are stories 5 & 6!! One for miscounting in May and another because I read the cake story from the full episode on here and an episode a...

June Full Bonus Episode -- Video

Link for our June for bonus episode! It’s taking forever to upload on my slow wifi but wanted to ensure you all have the link :)

June Full Bonus Episode! -- Audio

June's full bonus episode is here featuring our very own Kerri!! This was a juicy filled episode with updates coming in as we were reading. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on all of these storie...

June Bonus Story #4 -- Video

This one took such an interesting turn after reading the title.. Can't wait to hear your thoughts.

June Bonus Story #4 -- Audio

Join Michaela and I for this bonus story! Tell me what you think about the title versus the actual story.. This was a really interesting one to get into!

We’re going back on the road :)

Hi Patreon family!! Wanted to make sure you were the first to know about our fall tour! Specific cities are on sale now with the code “COCONUT” 😏 and the rest go on sale tomorrow 10am in the...

Group Tea Starting Soon!!

Come hop on google meet for our last group tea of June!

https://meet.google.com/arv-ccrt-mbk

See you soon :...

June Bonus Stories 1, 2, & 3 :) - Video

The bonus stories that I teased on Michaela's episode are here and they're so good. Had some of the most wild conversations around them too. Buckle up y'all.