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Tumblebutts script read

Check out the a clip of the new Tumblebutts episode of Season 4!

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Star Spangled Bastard script read

Watch the guys read a bit of the new Star Spangled Bastard episode script!

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Password: MURica!

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Buttshark script read

Today's the premier of Season 4! Check out this script read of the new Buttshark episode!

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Password: buttsharkDODODODO

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Mega Mom animatic

Get a sneak peak of season 4 with this clip of the new Mega mom episode animatic!

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Seasons and changes!

As you probably know by now, we're in the midst of making The Cyanide & Happiness Show Season 4! Since you are our super fans, we are going to start sharing some sneak peaks and behind the scen...

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Con Sketch - Peeping Tom + High School

Porky's 14: Clog the Drain

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Rob answers your questions!

Hey Ultra Mega Pals!

Rob here, with some general updates and answers to your questions!

First of all, huge thank you to all of you who jumped in to play Rapture Rejects for free the las...

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November update from Kris

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bitches and bastards, and anyone in between! Happy Holiday season from all of us over here at the cartoon butt factory. If you're not religious, happy Decem...

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BREAKING NEWS: The Rapture has happened!

Dear Cyanide & Happiness fan,

We’re sorry to be the bearer of bad news: the Rapture has happened, and you didn’t make the cut. No Heaven for you, unfortunately. It was probably that time...

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Halloween wishes from Dave!

Happy Halloween Ultra Mega Pals, you devilishly devious assortment of naughty treats. How's your Halloween season been treating you? I have been prepping my house slowly for the scariest monster of al...

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MORE STUFF!

As part of our new tier structure, we've gone back in time to make past posts accessible at their new tier level! All of our UMPs that are currently subscribed between $2-$25 levels will have more old...

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Big announcement for our Ultra Mega Pals!

Hello Ultra Mega Pals!

We think you kick ass for helping us keep the shorts going! So we wanted you to be the first to hear our new announcement this week.

As you know, we were only able to ge...

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Con Sketch - Batman + Abortion

Alfred...?

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Ted Cruz gets his own theme song!

In honor of the upcoming election here in the US, we present to you a nice little song about Ted Cruz, the senator running against Beto O'Rourke.


Password: th3m3song

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LIVESTREAM NOW!

Livestream drawing happening now!

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Livestream drawing happening NOW!

We're doing a live draw with butts and dicks and whatnot!

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A lovely update from Rob

Dearest Cyanide & Happiness Ultra Mega Pals,

It’s me, Rob. I hope you are all very happy, well fed and living a balanced life. Are you eating your vegetables? Take a minute to correct your pos...

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Toe Painting

Thousands of years from now an archeologist will dig this up, declare it a symbol of fertility and strength amongst the ancient US tribes, and put it on display in a museum.

Toe painting by our illu...

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Livestream happening now!

Give us your one word suggestions!

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A Letter from Kris

Hello everyone, if you're reading this right now, it means you're a massive Mega Pal to us, and we all individually have a crush on you. Have you done something new with your hair? It looks great.

W...

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Another early comic!

Sorry for any Jurassic World spoilers.

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Tomorrow's comic early!

Harass that like button with your mouse if your mom appreciates you.

-Rob

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UMPs at RTX!

If any of you are at RTX this weekend, come to booth 711, tell us you're an Ultra Mega Pal and use the secret passcode "smack my butt" to get a free poster!

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Tomorrow's comic early!!

Smash that like button if you live in the perpetual shadow of an overachieving family member.

-Rob

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A Letter from Dave

My dearest Ultra Mega Pals,

If I were to suffer from a cardiological catastrophe out of the blue one day in the future - a day like any other day, one where I am perhaps taking part in my favourite ...

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RIP Barbershop Quartet

As we barrel forward with the Rapture Rejects alpha testing, we're getting to the point where it's time to start filling the apocalyptic map with remnants of the C&H universe.

Sadly, the Barbers...

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Rejected Book Cover

I was going through an old, forgotten file directory on my PC and I found a rejected book cover from years ago.

"How To Uppercut Giraffes" was eventually retitled "Punching Zoo" which is a 1,00...

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Early Release: Episode 14: Wouldn’t That Be Weird?

The Boys are feeling at least 33% surly (and rising) as Mr. Explosm finds a shocking new way to punish them. Rob, Dave and Joel reminisce over a missing Kris, and eulogize their fallen friend in a ret...

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Early Release: Episode 13: Hello, Daddy. Don’t go away. We’re Santa’s Elves. It’s Christmas Day!

It’s an Explosm Boy Sleepover, and you’re invited… TO SAVE THEM FROM CERTAIN DEATH! Or at least from Mr. Explosm getting too chummy, and thinking he’s one of the gang. Hover precariously over ...

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EARLY COMIC!

Here's tomorrow's C&H comic, try not to get motion sick.

If you like seeing early comics, let us know in the comments below!!

-Rob

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