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Agent Of Chaos

Ah, another peaceful month being a normal person affiliated with no one. It's a beautiful day out here in Regular-ville USA, with nothing weird or stupid going on at all. It sure would be a shame i...

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I'm too stupid for this awful game

Apparently this is considered a good game according to reviews. This shocked and horrified me because playing it I could have just as easily assumed it to be some janky, eternally unfinished 99 cen...

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Finally Beating The Witcher 3

Oh Christ I got embroiled in an argument about steak fajitas all day and almost forgot to post my silly gamer stuff, without which I couldn't afford steak fajitas in the first place. Life is ironic...

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Scary Spooky Leftovers

Hey look what i found! Not just one but FOUR Scary spooky bullshit videos that i didn't get a chance to post back in October. Must have ran out of Halloween, what a terrible shame. Good thing Janua...

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Attack of The Poopy Butt Slimes (Resident Evil VII - Part 4)

Here's the last of The Resident Evil 7 highlights, or maybe lowlights, unless i ever go back to it, which i will not because I don't like it. It's full of poopy guys, and also guys made of poop, it...

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Jess Vs. Food 3: Kroger Mcdonald

You might wanna turn the volume down a bit before clicking on this one. 

Here's episode 3 of my horrible adventures trying to find sustenance in the concrete jungle of Man's hectic world...

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Low Effort Skit Show

Here's by far my favorite thing i've done this year, The Low Effort Skit Show. A very, very dumb collection of haphazard silliness from the Flint Rat Gang, which i like to consider myself a part of...

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Beer Questing In The Night

The show that will never die returns again. Amazingly, this episode is actually good, maybe my favorite one since i started running this cursed experiment called Beer Quest 10,000 years ago. Having...

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Buff Movie Buffs watch Idle Hands

You may have noticed I didn't post anything here all throughout November. It was bound to happen sooner or later. I was so busy having a grown up life that i forgot to do my baby-shit internet job....

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2020: When Celebrities Saved The World

Hey, I'm still alive. Remember when everyone was mad at celebrities for like a month? Think back on the year, it was somewhere in there with everything else. Well i put this together around then, b...

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RE7 - Garage Battle

This video features a video game boss battle representation of the real spiritual war i fight every time i set foot in a garage. Time for a spooky true story about the scariest thing there is, livi...

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The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot

Okay, i didn't put this in the review, but i have to say it somewhere. Look at the Title of this movie. The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot. Pretty cool name for a movie, sounds rad, that's ...

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Soma

Oh yeah baby, you know i can't talk about a bunch of spooky movies without talking about at least one spooky video game, on account of how cool video games are. 

Soma is what you get whe...

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Scary Spooky Bullshit Returns From Hell Again!

Oh boy! It's finally October 19 days ago! That means it's time for... this fuckin shit! 

Scary movies!

Spooky games!

Bullshit reviews!

Do i even need to explain this an...

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Resident Evil 7 - Blind Pierre Kicks My Ass

Oh my God end this fucking month for the love of Satan. I feel like that Green Day song about how much September fucking sucks, because September fucking sucked. I'm ready for spookies so let's jus...

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This Mayor Sucks

Just look at this guy, look at him and his stupid beard shitting up my Final Fantasy 7. This is the thrilling conclusion to me finishing up those post-game errands. As you can see i had to go all t...

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Hangin With The Boys

I was back in town for another classy King Rat podcast episode recently and wait till you hear what high brow hijinks us good old boys are up to this time. You won't believe how many laughs we have...

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Jess Vs. Food - Wendys/Mcdonalds

Oh God, I'm sorry for all these food videos. I didn't mean for it to happen this way. I swear this isn't some horrible new passion of mine or maniacal shift in direction. It's just a cruel accident...

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Breakfast Battle: Wendy Vs. Tim Horton

This is a new contender for stupidest video ever, and i made three of them, so i guess it's a series. I don't know what you've all managed to accomplish spiritually in 2020, but here's what terribl...

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He's back, apparently.

Yes. Like clockwork, as soon as you think he's finally gone forever, everyone's favorite horrible character returns. I was actually going to post a sort of forest vlog thing, but i guess i'll save ...

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Scary Coof Game

Pathologic 2 is a scary coof game about a plague or something that i bought because ha ha covid get it? Same reason i'm sure anyone bought it. Some games are played by everyone because they're free...

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Jess Vs. Food - DQ and Chicken

This is a new series... maybe, where i rant and complain about food and how terrible it all is and what a constant burden it is to have to shove this crap in my body just to stay alive in a world t...

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Be Like Mike: A Big Jerk.

Yeah that's right, I made a sports video. You didn't know i was a sports guy, did you? Well there's a lot you don't know about me. For your information i was a basketball/baseball/mini-golf prodigy...

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Oh God it's Wuppo! (wtf is wuppo)

Fuck i gotta write this post fast patreon is being fuckin weird and crapping out on me all day ah crap. i gotta get this up while i still can i'll come back and edit this post later and make it goo...

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Sucking at Resident Evil 0

Resident Evil Zero is sort of a forgotten stepchild in the Resident Evil canon, and for good reason, i suck at it. This is the first time i've played this game since it came out in 2002 or whatever...

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FF7R: The Part where i actually like the game.

Here's more of my post game riffing on FF7 Remake. This video contains the 20 minute section of Shinra Tower where the game is actually sort of cool, right before careening off a cliff with it's ti...

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Beer Quest in The Woods Again

And now... the epic, nightmare conclusion to that beerquest video i posted the other month. This is part 2, of 2. Which means you never have to watch this show again, even though for some asinine r...

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Face-Sitting in Wall Market

Yes. More FF7 remake. It's a real AVALANCHE of content you're getting today.

I really meant to space these out over the month this time, but all the copyright trouble i had to deal with for t...

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WHERE'S DUDU??

Everyone loves The Witcher 3, and it's not hard to see why, After all, it's pretty much the only game in town with a guy named DUDU. At last, proof that games can be art. 

Dudu is sadly ...

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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Post Game

Hey guys, remember the Final Fantasy 7 remake? Remember when that was a big deal? Before the fake virus, and the manufactured hysteria, and the tyrannical lockdown, and the martial law, and the stu...

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