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Not Understanding Hitman

I got this game free and tried to play it but it was too confusing and too stupidly made and the menus were stupid and everything was stupid and it sucked butt and it fucking sucked and i fuckin ha...

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More Horizon Grumbling

It's the return of the most grumbly-ass lets play series ever. Me. Horizon: Zero Dawn. A match made in a gas station toilet. 

How's everybody doing tonight? Just taking it easy? Working ...

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Dark Sol: Petrus Quest

Oh crap. It's a lost episode of the Regular Drk SolZ that i completely forgot about.

This takes place somewhere between Onion Man's horrible introduction and the time i fucked around at Ash L...

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Resident Evil 2 Finale - The Nest

This entire hotel smells like pot. Like every floor of the building. Strongly. The hallways smell of pot. The people especially smell of pot. Even the smoke detectors are constantly going off. ...

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Talking Games 5 - Persona 5 Edition

Good Gravy are these things already up to 5? I'm not even through the ps4 hard drive section yet. Just wait till i get to Fabled Shelves of Endless Physical Media. 

In this one i talk ab...

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Where I am and What I'm Doing (Squatting, and Squatting).

Oh boy oh crap oh damn. Time for another exciting Written Post/ update/chronicle of my life and times/diary of a pharaoh-wizard.

Boy oh Boy, oh Golly oh Gee, What's the haps with Endl...

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Tier List Meme - Game Consoles!

Hey, look who i've briefly reunited with... my good microphone! Only to have it randomly stop working halfway through a recording. Fuckin beautiful. -_____-

Mother's Day was this week so I'm ...

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Horizon - Unlocking "Fun"

Here's the continuing saga of me being an old grumbly man bitching snarkily at a mechanically decent but basically worthless game. Thankfully the baby-level tutorial is finally over and now the gam...

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Backseat Gaming Myself

I'm pretty sure this is funnier than it has any right to be. So the way i did these regular dark solz videos is that by just playing the game and recording footage while sort of multi tasking, then...

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Talkin Games 4

Hey what do you know i'm STILL just talkin games. I'll be just talkin games till i'm shackled and chained. in a prison. For people who... talk... too much... games. Yeah. 

Let's see, wha...

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Army Gals

Oh god what the heck is this weird anime shit. I don't even know what to write here. This is a dating sim or as the zoomers call them an "erotic visual novel", that i'm pretty sure i got for like 9...

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RE2 - The Baby Level


Hey look what I found, it's another Resident Evil 2 video that i probably should have posted 2 months ago when people still cared about this game! Remember the Resident Evil 2 Remake? Re...

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Panel-Cast: Endgame

Wowie Fuckin Zowie, True Believers! Remember Panel-Cast? It's back! In audio form! Recorded in a cave with a box of scrap...

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Somewhat Important Update - I'm Homeless!

Where in the world is Endlett Je? Well it's a funny little decade-long horror-story, and maybe someday i'll tell it... but the bottom line is i've bottomed out, so bottom's up cause i'm on the run ...

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Sonic 2 oh boy.

Here's a livestream i did of Sonic 2 where i also answered some questions. It's a video. I don't know what else to write about it so here's some horrible rhymes. 


my name is s...

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I'm in hell, here's dark souls

Help. I am lost in dimension X with no internet, i had to Macgyver this brief connection out of a toaster, 2 thumbtacks and half a bottle of butt-lube. No time for a big long written post either, i...

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Horizon: Baby Rage

Hey everybody, remember The Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild? Good game, huh? But you know what would make it better? If it took itself really seriously. And was full of boring cutscenes. And eve...

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Hunk Rage - Can I beat it?

Here are the highlights of my long and tenacious attempt to conquer the Hunk campaign in REmake 2. For those not aware Hunk mode is an extra-hard bonus-rush from the poopy depths of the swampy sewe...

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Just Talkin Games 3 (patron exclusive)

I know everyone's been itching to see another one of these, or at least one guy has. I think i'm going to make these a patron exclusive thing because i don't want to flood the channel with them. Lu...

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Resident Evil 2 Is Great But I Hate It.

Yes sir. That right there is a thumbnail. A damn fine one if i say so myself. 

Here's my pointlessly grumbly collection of complaints and grievances about a game that was awesome and tha...

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WRESTLING! - Fastlane 2019

I normally don't like to make the wrestling videos the first post of the month, since they don't typically get that many views, which makes me feel like not everyone wants to be paying for them. Bu...

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Romantic Rap Songs

Alright last post before i retire for the evening. As we're all unfortunately aware, February is the month that contains the dreaded Day of Saint Valentine. For those of you lucky enough to be unsu...

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The Last Spook (for now)

Well we've finally made it, this is the last babadook spook video i have recorded. This is the last time you'll see the Spookiest Dook of all until i make more. Which could be immediately, never, o...

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Juggalo Nioh Adventure

I asked people in my discord whether they wanted to see Babadook Spook or me babbling about juggalo stuff while dying repeatedly on the first level of Nioh, and the result was overwhelmingly in fav...

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Resident Evil 2 On 70s Drugs

I am reasonably certain that this video is an abomination that must never be seen, but here it is. This is a documentation of a rare occurrence for me, a night on which i am simultaneously in a str...

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Blue Glow: KH3 - Extended Patron Cut

Okay this is the last Kingdom Hearts post I swear (probably). Here is a metric fuck-ton of laffs and gaffs with yours truly actually playing kingdom hearts 3. This was a 4 hour stream that i put an...

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Kingdom Hearts 3: A Game For Nobody

It's time for my annual video essay about a popular game that will get an absurdly high number of views and have way too many people taking it seriously. This is kingdom Hearts 3, i know i already ...

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Secret Stream Highlight Reel of Hell

I haven't streamed in like a hundred years but i randomly started doing it again lately. I'm sure i'll get sick of it again eventually but for now, you can peep my twitch if you see me streamin.&nb...

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How 2 No Kingdum Harts

A vegan, a voter, and a guy who's never played Kingdom Hearts walk into a bar. Don't worry, they'll tell you all about it. 

God, deliver me. Save me from other people's youtube videos. L...

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Songs I Made This Month

I've been hoping to post more stuff on here that isn't youtube, maybe to get people used to the idea of me branching out to platforms beside youtube and creating stuff that isn't dependent on a vid...

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