endlessjess

Videos I'm currently working on

Holy fuck this is it. I'm dying. I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. 

I am officially Drowning in Endless Jess. 

Endless Jess has reached a bizarre point where I ha...

Terrible, Terrible Wrestling Videos.

Wrestlemania weekend is finally over and i never have to talk about wrestling ever again for at least a year. here are two long horrible garbage reviews that i wasted 3000 hours of my life putting tog...

LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF I MADE!

oh for fucks sake i just fucking made this whole post and then it crashed and i lost it all fuck everything fuck me dfjdsfbjdsfbjsdfbf

I MADE A BUNCH OF COOL SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE IM GREAT. WAT...

Great Video About Stupid Movie.

good god this movie was such a piece of shit. here's a 9 hour video in which i count the ways. i made a bunch of other stuff too probably but i cant remember right now. dicks.

fucking dicks .. ...

Happy Easter! (My back hurts and I have to pee)

Happy Easter! (My back hurts and I have to pee).

turok

is a good game. 

fuck. 

The Bloody Dead Man

umm. Normally i write something here but i don't really have a description. It's just the Bloody Dead Man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he exists. 

In slightly less retarded news i made an upda...

Patreon Exclusive - Hello Kitty Commentary

Here is some top tier badass quality patreon content exclusive to you awesome 3 dollar and up patrons. Me and Digi recorded a bunch of these commentaries on my old videos like last october or somethin...

Holy Fuck What The Fuck.

HOly Fuck What the fuck. To All my patrons, jesus fucing christ help what is this help help what is this holy fucking fuck. help. all over.   its a;; ober     

in bed now...

2 Good Videos About Video Games

I made a video about Final Fantasy 13. 

I also made a video about shitty games journalism, or something. I don't know, fuck it, whatever.

2016-03-18 14:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Ravens and Crows

Holy shit i actually made a good video for once. Everything fucking hurts and my week has been a blur im losing track of time im in bed i think im dying holy shit ah fuck fuck fuc

here's a reall...

Gargak - Full Album

Little history on this one. I met the inspirational enigma known as Potor Gargak back in 2011, when we were both starting out as reviewer guys on the TGWTG forums. A terrible place where no one should...

Epic Conclusion Of The Clean Machine Trilogy

It started with an amv, then turned into a rant, then turned into a beer quest, before finally coming full circle in more ways than one. A legendary saga that spanned multiple channels. 

Yo...

Jesse's Magical 2 Day Bender. Very Clean.

Beer Quest Playlist: (ep 17 - 32)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6VvVomVx...

You're a Clean Machine.

Hey Guys. as you knwo im a huge fan of the evangelion and asuka is my fuckign spirit animle 4 life. 

Listen, lately ive been posting thise pestreons in like collections of a bunch of videos...

Art From Adversity

So there I were, having a wash in the old bathhouse. I came back to my room feeling refreshed, ready to relax and create 10 more amazing videos. But upon entering my kingdom I saw a great calamity had...

Bits N Booze Lives Again!

Hey everyone I went apeshit and posted like 25 videos today. 

Welcome to the revamped, rebooted, revived, and resuscitated Bits N Booze Channel. Don't expect anything super elaborate here, just...

Colt Corona is losing it.

Well it appears I've finally broken Colt Corona. Don't worry, Colt. It's not your fault you're having trouble keeping up. After all, you're a dummy. 

Meanwhile on the Blue Glow apparently I...

YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M IMMORTAL!

This week I made a bunch of weird, retarded, totally cool stuff involving space travel, black people, The Addams Family, and Nu Metal. 

Endless Jess:

Nigga Universe - Remember whe...

I don't stop.

Well here's this weeks batch of 10,000 videos across my 9 million channels. Ha ha i wanna die.

Wonderful Waifus: Bulma

2016-02-04 02:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Horseboyz, Hippos, Giraffes, Rhinos, Cavemen, and Mexicans, OH MY!

Well, last Saturday's episode of Cerealized was primed to be a real doozy, but unfortunately a certain half man/half horse IDIOT who lives in my furnace room decided to tape over it with some heinousl...

I'm literally in Hell. Here's a ton of new content.

I was gonna save this post for when i had one more blue glow, but i can't finish it because i have no power and life is a nightmare, so i'll just bunch that one in with the next batch of crap.  2016-01-21 13:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Cerealized: The Lion Guard

Secret update vlog #8387597

Oh god. Well this is a predicament. Im not exactly bored but i dont exactly have a lot of energy either. 

i filmed half of this weeks cerealized. i still have to film the other half but the...

Cerealized: Steven Bomb 4

Christmas Specials That Rule

Wowie Zowie and only 2 weeks late for christmas. As you may have noticed my amazing christmas special is coming to you via dailymotion. That's because it's simply too powerful for youtube. I'll have t...

Cerealized: Doctor Who Season 9

Colt Corona's Gone Rogue

That damn horse has finally lost it. He abandoned his lucrative position at manchild inc. to start his own stupid channel in the furnace room. So far he's done a retarded wrong history on Lauren Faust...

Cerealized: MLP Season 5

The Blue Glow: Undertale

Censorship has gone TOO FAR!