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Bellow & Stirfry watch The West Wing

Do you want to watch the West Wing pilot episode?

Do you want to know what it would be like to watch the West Wing pilot episode with Bellow and Stirfry?

Ok cool because this is audio o...

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Stirfry's First Friend

Here it is. Straight from the "horse's" mouth. Stirfry tells the story of his first friend. And like any good story, perhaps a lesson doth peak its furry head out of the narrative? You hav...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep48 The Thin Black Line


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Rude Talks of Chatting - Ep 47 Operation Ottersquirt

Here we go again! We're answering your questions, asking a few of our own, and learning a lot along the way :) 

You may hear a bit of background noise in this episode — this is because...

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Rude Talks of Chatting - Ep 46 It's a Calling

We're talking about Paladins, Protools, and what makes us tingle, on the most TWISTED PODCAST OUT THERE! AWOOOOOGA!  

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RMoM '22: CHAMPION REVEALED!! (and some heartbreaking news)

After a thrilling and unforgettable tournament, all the votes have finally been tallied and we were excited to declare a final winner, HOWEVER, our killer stands revealed, but not after claiming so...

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RMoM: Ass 2 Ass (The Championship Round!)

So it's all come to this. After five brutal rounds, we have our two final competitors. In your infinite wisdom, our dear patrons have pitted themselves against one of the most powerful Bullymancers...

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Rude Talks Of Chatting - ❤️💋Special Love Edition!💋❤️

Folks, it's TIME TO TALK TRIANGLES! Ali, Carly, and Joe have a lengthy chat about our entangled trio, answering your questions, and making some surprise friends along the way (the Beatles?!) <...

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Stirfry's March Madness Post-Season Statement 2022

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RMoM: The Final Fuck!

And here we are, the penultimate round!

Luckily, we made it through the Butthole Eight without any bloodshed. However, Albee choose to step away from the competition than face popular Bullym...

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Rude March of Madness: The Butthole Eight!

March marches on, and so does the MADNESS!! And the killing. Prolapse & Goatse arrived to do battle with their host, Frederick De Bonesby, but he was found dead in his mind palace. 

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RUDE MARCH of MADNESS: The Skeet Sixteen!

We've made it to another exciting round of RMoM, and are thrilled to report no other contestants died. 

Except Bellow! Sucks about Bellow. Over the weekend he contracted a long and painf...

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RUDE MARCH of MADNESS: The Rude 32!

We're through the first round, and the competition is heating up, sports fans! Here are your picks for the Rude 32! Keep your eyes peeled- voting will begin momentarily in this round over o...

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Rude Talks of Chatting - Ep 45 Workin' Hard

Welcome to Rude Talks of Chatting - Farting Incubus Edition! We're talkin' deBonesby's Mind Palace, Vacationism, and...BATS AND RATS? HUH? 

Questions about our Cottagecore lovers? Worry ...

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Rude March of Madness: Voting Now Open!

You heard me, cretins! Voting in the Sick-Xty Four is now open! Head over to the Discord to find your little ballots. Voting ends Wednesday night at Midnight!! (EDT)

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RUDE MARCH OF MADNESS 2022!!!!!

Patrons, I do not say this lightly: Are you ready to rumble?

You'd better be because March is upon us and with it comes one of our favorite and most arbitrary traditions: Rud...

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Talkin About CATS (the animal) with ALI & Tim

Ali's got two cats. Tim's got one cat. They often text about the cats. But today? Today they TALK about the cats!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep44 "Goblin Mode"

ZOOBOOKS!


We back baby. Reunited and it feels so good.

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Talkin' About The X-Men AGAIN with Joe & Tim

Joe and Tim return to one of their favorite topics: The X-men. 

Enjoy!

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ CORD'S MIX!! LOVE ALBEE ♥

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ALBEE'S MIX!! FROM CORD <3

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1. The Dollyrots - My Best Friend's ...

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Fun with four quadrant charts

Hello loyal patrons! I'm Branson Reese, and this is stirring up the fans with discourse chum! *Corona riff*

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep043 "Hell and Back"

GET IN THE MUD MECH, ALI!

2022-01-20 14:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post

WANTED: The Ruleshaven Six!

Remember how the protagonists of our award winning show are terrorists? I sure do! And to be clear: I'm glad they are. Proud of them, in my way. And so I made some wanted posters for the Ruleshaven...

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Talkin About DEGRASSI with Branson & Tim

Degrassi: The Generation is a Canadian children's television show that ran from 2001-2014 and Branson & Tim want to talk about it. Happy Halloween!!! 

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And a happy new year!

It's Pebis! Have a great year. Or a shitty one. None of my business, really.

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Branson here! Although traditionally the naughty and wicked receive coal on this special day, I thought I'd shake things up this year with a yuletide painting of Pubic cackling surrounded by flame....

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“It Works”: The Moves and Mayhem of Yuletide Kombat Family


If you listened to this year’s Rude Tales Non-Canon Holiday Special, then you already kno...

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Mind Body, Mind Problems

Here, ass promised, is the behind the scenes, mid-episode convo between the cast that set the stage for the second half of ep42 Crossroads. DO NOT LISTEN if you have not heard that episode. Otherwi...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep41 "We Get to Have You" and ep42 "Crossroads"

JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGA A DING DINGY DANG DINGY DONG DING DANG DINGYY DONG RINGDANGDSINGYDONGDO

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