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IT'S BACK- RUDE MARCH OF MADNESS II

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⛹🏾🏀🎆🏀GET READY TO RRRUUUUUMMMBBBBBLE!!!!!🏀🎆🏀⛹🏾

That’s right! In honor or March ☘️ Madness ☘️ we here at ...

Ah Dang! Mothman Won’t Move Out (He Said It Was Only For The Weekend): A Rude Tale of Magic Disaster

Well it happened. We played “Ah Dang! Mothman Won’t Move Out (He Said It Was Only For The Weekend)”, a one page RPG by Paul Matijevic based on an idea by William Carpenter of...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep027 "MAESTRO"

Content warning for this episode: cults, castration, compliments

The Varied Styles of Mr. Frederick de Bonesby

Hello dear listener, Ruderino, Piss Pig, whichever your preference,

Chris Hastings, voice of de Bonesby here! Freddy-baby's been through some looks recently, and I thought I'd illustrate some...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep026 "Way Down in the Hole"

Dear Patrons,

Turns out there was a small audio issue on the version of Rude Talks we published earlier today. It's all better now and we've got a beautifully new and fixed cut of this Rude ...

RToM LIVE is tonight! They've all got their tickets- do you??

Cry Out Loud, Cry Out Proud! You're Only Crying for Freedom is just a few hours away!! What are you waiting for? THIS IS YOUR FIGHT TOO!

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CLASSIFIED: FOR ELF LORD EYES ONLY

Ok, Elf Lords, we hope we see you at the live show tonight but this is for a totally different thing! T...

Your Free Elf Lord Pass for Cry Out Loud, Cry Out Proud, You're Only Crying for Freedom!

My lords, my lords, PLEASE attend our next Live Stream, tomorrow night!!

You can view it on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/event/7...

Talkin' About THE RED TAILED HAWK IN THE PARK BY MY APARTMENT with Ali and Tim

Ali and Tim each live near different incredible parks. Both parks have Red Tailed Hawks. 

Ali and Tim break down why seeing that Red Tailed Hawk gives them such pleasure. Using birds (pr...

My Lords! My Lords, please! There's a viewing party tonight just for you!

You read that right! The whole Rude Crew will be hosting a watch party on the Discord tonight at 8PM Eastern, and it's just for our beloved and virtuous Elf Lords! We'll be watching the 'cult class...

TENNNNN-HUT! Get Your Tickets for RToM LIVE: Cry Out Loud! Cry Out Proud! You're Only Crying for Freedom!

Maybe you heard the bugle call at dawn. Maybe you got the draft card in the mail. Maybe you saw the leaked show poster (2021-02-19 19:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep025 "Infinite Jests"

The Cast assembles to prank the living shit out of each other. Buckets of water left over doorways, rubber pillows that make poot-poot sound, hand buzzers, foot buzzers, back of knee buzzers, NOTHI...

A Very Rude Valentines Day Special

It's been one year, one month, and fourteen days since the New Years Eve Disaster at Flammable Rock Holdings... which means we are overdue to check in with the Level 10 Corporate Dwarves. 

Rude Lasers of Feelings, episode 2: "Nightmare on the Edge of Yesterday"

Bonus Content- ENGAGE!

Because you demanded it: Joe gathers together the crew of the Starship Raptor, for another voyage through the stars. With old friends, new faces, and old friends with ...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep024 "Daddy-O"

The cast gathers to discuss the ins and outs of Afterbirth and that time Joey Ramone tripped Chris!

The Whole Picture

This started as a joke, but now it's real. We give you: the reverse shot of our logo! This is canon.

Talkin' About THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS with Ali and Joe!

The two castmates who live their lives one quarter mile at a time (Ali and Joe) get together to discuss their favorite film franchise about street racing: The Fast and the Furious! We talk our favo...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep022 and ep023 "Thirsty Falls (Parts 1 and 2)"

Get ready for the cast of the nastiest podcast in town to play their wicked new game, Respect/Honor/Exalt!!!

Commentary for Star Trek: Deep Space 9's "Little Green Men" with Chris, Joe, and Tim!

We're ending the holiday season with some special bonus commentary for you, our beloved patrons. Chris, Tim, and Joe talk a bit of Trek, then dive into a viewing of Deep Space 9's season 4, episode...

Happy New Year!

Thank you for your support in this, the year of two twenties. We've enjoyed making stuff for you, and we look forward to concocting new thrills and delights for 2021! We like to imagine the group h...

Deleted B̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ Scenes

An extra something for our Lords: bloopers/deleted scenes from Beans and Revelry! Happy New Year!

Beans & Revelry - The Patreon Cut

Seasons Greetings, fine Piss Pigs!

We at Rude Tales are proud to present the  Patreon Cut of our soon to come Jane Austen-inspired episode, "Beans & Revelry", which includes...

Happy Hondadays

Thank you to our beloved patrons! Whether you celebrate The Hondadays or Toyotathon or even if you don't celebrate any of them and just like the Camry Carols, we hope you're having a wonderful late...

Talkin' About The Bachelor and Bachelorette with Joe & Tim

Will you accept this...podcast????? 

Joe and Tim talk about their history with the Bachelor franchise, their thoughts on the current season, and their hopes for the future. A perfect pri...

Rude Talks of Deleted Scene Theater Chatting!

Sure, you've heard deleted scenes from the main show before, but now, for the first time EVER, we're sharing a little lost nugget from Rude Talks! And it's just for you, our Lords and Masters! You ...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep021 "It Sphinx in Here"

We talk Riddles, Guys, the amazing performance of Thunderlingus, and what everyone's personal sacrifice would be. Fun ep!

REVEALED: Riddle Guy Deleted Scene Theater

Our first Riddle Guy episode was a big ol JUMBO boy, so overflowing with INCREDIBLE CONTENT that our arbitrary and self imposed time limit could not hold it all. BUT THE BLACK GRAIL HOLDS ALL. ...

Rude Talks of Chatting for ep020 "Riddle Guy"

If your ears were mouths, get your mouths ready to suck down this chocolate milkshake of a Rude Talks! We discuss the closest possible analogue to Burning Man, Bona--Warped Tour, Carly weighs in on...

My Lords! My Lords, please!! (New Elf Lord Spots Available)

In honor of the anniversary of the first full day of the Lyndon Johnson administration, we've decided to open up fifty (yes fifty!) new Elf Lord spots- and we're letting you, our lovely, current su...

Rude Adventures of Text [PARSELY] #2 Sixgun Showdown

We swore it would never happen again, but the unthinkable has occurred. Taylor surprised Carly, Chris, and Joe with a fresh bundle of P.A.R.S.E.L.Y. (they had no idea what game we were going to be ...