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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 4"

The gang talks Part 4 of our miniseries while Taylor is away at a Fish Deboning Tournament. We catch up and answer your questions the old-fashioned way: with our mouths. 

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SECRET Chats of Talking for Come at the King 1-3

WOW, what a wild first few episodes. A bold new setting, fresh, engaging characters and the saddest bachelor pad this side of the Trashlands. Why, this is a miniseries fit for a king! And now you'l...

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SECRET Chats of Talking for Episodes 13-15

A little late on the timeline, but forever fresh on the palette, sweet Lords of ours. Dip in to this almost-lost-episode (I, Taylor, forgot to upload it) for a serious hit of Rude Tales nostalgia. ...

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“Am I the legs?”

A little treat for our sweet patrons on a Saturday morn! Let the giggles of Torrin and Deli carry you off to your weekend adventures! 

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 3"

Come, let us take your measurements and fit you for a new Rude Talks of Chatting! The gang dishes on Butter's beef, grilled pizzas, and our midnight raid on Ghislane Maxwell's New Hampshire compoun...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 2"

The gang gathers round the ol' cauldron of piss and delves into the ins, outs, p's, q's, ups, downs, and peccadillos of Come at the King Part 2. Tim really nails Smellulus in this one.

WARNIN...

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As Good As It Gets: A Netflix Adventure with Stirfry and de Bonesby

Rude Tales of Magic proudly presents the second recording in a series of in-character film audio commentary tracks that absolutely nobody asked for. Load up your Netflix and join Stirfry (Tim Platt...

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Come at the King: Session ZERO

Character Creation, ALL IS REVEALED, World Building TEASES from the TEASELORD himself, THE actual CLASSES and RACES of your new favorite characters, TIM PLATT stares at a train. CAN you believe it?...

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B.E.P.S.I FORCE

It's a bonus video adventure made just for Rude Tales of Magic patrons! Christopher Hastings takes the wheel as DM in a home brew module made specifically for his pals on webcam. Branson Reese, Car...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 1"

Well well well, if it ain't the Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 1" Weeeeeellll, weeeelllllll, weelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. 

Aint that somethin.

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A Skunk and a Mouse

Round ‘ere we follow a code: bonus artwork on ‘olidays!

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Snake Professional

Based on the absolutely beautiful cover of Richard Brautigan's Dreaming of Babylon which I've been reading to get into the noir tone of Come At The King. This is how Snake sees himself. Take it wit...

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Cordelia Sasquatch: in Conversation on Strong Breeze with Nustin Forke

Cordelian Public Radio's favorite longform interviewer, Nustin Forke, brings you a fascinating and lively conversation with Cordelia Sasquatch! Find out what she thinks of her closest friends and w...

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Talkin' About with Tim and Carly: Pride and Prejudice

Carly Monardo (Albee) and Tim Platt (Stirfry) talk about why they love Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice for almost an hour. They also perform one of their favorite scenes from the book for YOUR ...

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Encyclopedia Cordelia: The Soaking Valley

Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep015 "Mountaintop"

With the most special guest, Kreedis himself, Brennan Lee Mulligan!!!

AND make sure to stick around till the end. We've got an announcement of what's coming next for the show, and I *think* y...

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Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire

Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep014 "Pack Your Bags"

So much to talk about! Big moves for our heroes in the last ep and an ending that opens up the whole wide world of Cordelia. We answer questions about family, how to DM a huge and unpredictable ope...

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Affair Elf

People were curious what she looked like, I assume.

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Space Jam Audio Commentary featuring Senator Pepsi

Here it is, folks. The answer to the question you've all been asking: "When will Senator Pepsi record an audio commentary for 1996's Space Jam?" Well that day was yesterday and now it's out for you...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep013 "A Murder of Crows"

Not even a global pandemic can stop us from discussing the most recent episode of Rude Tales of Magic, A Murder of Crows. Good questions for this one, thank you, fam. 


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A collage of some of Cordelia's most beloved NPCs, in honor of one thousand patrons

Can you guess who is who? Probably!

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A Splendissimo Day

We hit 1000 Patreon subscribers over the weekend, and we have a little something to say. 

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The Davo In Hole Diaries

 

In the very first episode of Rude Tales of Magic, fans fell in love with the breakout character Davo the Dwarf. The community was crushed when their beloved Davo fell in a hole, a fate...

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Radio Free Cordelia #2

"Leave Me Alone"






Get ...

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Deleted Scenes from "Boys Boys Boys"

Hey there you cool cats and kittens, we thought you might enjoy this little amouse bouche from the editing room floor of Boys Boys Boys. It was a THICK ep, and there just wasn't room for t...

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Bellow's Match to Watch: THE CHAMPIONSHIP

Ok first off, I have to say it was kind of ridiculous that I was eliminated from the tournament. I've b...

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Rude Adventures of Text [PARSELY] #1 SPOOKY MANOR!

In which the cast gathers round the old floppy disk drives and emulates a classic text adventure of yore. Parsely is a collection of text adventure-based games you can play with any number of peopl...

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Rude Tales of Magic desktop wallpaper

At last!

Hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it. Or even more, I'm not picky!

-Branson

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Radio Free Cordelia #1

"Open up, this is a raid."


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