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Rude Talks of Chatting: Edgica Edition!

AKA Bridget Jones: The Edge of Madness Everyone's favorite possessed sword wielded by a junkyard dog answers your questions about blade sharpening, other animals that might wield her, and her thoug...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: The World

“I was never - that's one of my big regrets, I was never in "The Music Man," and I always loved that show.” - Seth McFarlane

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Knight of Wands

Knight of Wands. The trailblazer’s sign. One summer I worked at a state park where my main responsibility was surveying every trail to clear the path of fallen log or overgrowth. I got really bad...

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Simplified Sheets #7: EDGICA

From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: It's the character sheet of EDGICA, played by our own Carly Monardo!

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Talkin About BEAST w/ Joe & Tim

Two strange men talk about Hank McCoy, the blue eyed BEAST of X-Men Lore. They discuss arcs, designs, histories, and the current state of X-men comics. They also have a pretty good time goofin' imo...

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTiPH Ep 8: Do You Believe in MURDER? (w special guests Jess O’Brien and Cohen Edenfield)

Branson, Joe, and Tim answer your questions about Ep 8 of Weird Times in Piss Harbor. We talk creatures, features, podcasts, and Scatman John

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Ten of Wands

I'm thinking about Cher (for some reason) and the ten of wands.

Apparently the ten of wands is the card of burden.

In "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)", Cher is burdened by ba...

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RUDE TALES LENT ENDERS: Streaming Tickets Now On Sale! In-Person tickets still available!!

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Four of Swords

Gird yourself for a new challenge. If you are looking for a new challenge, allow me to recommend a few.

Learn how to identify the color Teal in public
Learn how not to argue with your wi...

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Simplified Sheets #6: Moose

From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor:

It's the character sheet for Moose, played by our own Joe Lepore!

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTiPH Ep 7: Binge Night!

After a strange episode where all deeds were permissible, Ali, Branson, Christopher, and Tim answer YOUR questions about the ep and the *gulp* chilling consequences of law. 

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Rude TAROT of Magic: STRENGTH

"Calm and resolve through struggle" is what this card is supposed to mean which I think is stupid. I think the card should mean that you fall into a tiktok rabbit hole of videos where huge bodybuil...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: The Magician

Once at a bachelor party we booked the Groom a magician. When the magician showed up, he seemed very cautious, confused, and worried. He wasn’t sure what a bunch of men wanted to do to a magi...

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTiPH Ep 6: Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama )

Here's how it works: YOU ask questions.  BRANSON sings a song. TIM reads the questions. CHRIS answers the questions. Then BRANSON and TIM answer the questions too. The questions? Yeah, they're...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Knight of Coins

Knight of Coins is a card used in Latin suited playing cards which include tarot decks. It is part of what tarot card readers call the "Minor Arcana". The "Coins" suit is sometimes referred to as "...

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Simplified Sheets #5: Max Login

From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: 

It's the character sheet of Max Login, played by Zac Oyama in Weird Times in Piss Harbor Episode 6: Jack...

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DRAFT: Music Performances in The Movies w/ Branson & Tim

In a battle to the (high) DEF, Branson Reese and Tim Platt draft their favorite musical performances from the big screen. Tensions flare, gauntlets drop, and musicals are winningly negotiated. ...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Six of Swords

The Crypt Keeper is really a great guy, all things considered. You'd think a man in his position would be rather dour or introverted. Not so! The human spirit prevails. It's why he's one of my (Mar...

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Weird Times in Piss Harbor PHONE BACKGROUND

You've been listening to the new campaign for months, but your phone background has been stuck on your partner or your pet or that one Kandinsky from your local museum. 

Problem solved.&...

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTiPH Ep 5: Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)) *FIXED AUDIO*

EDIT: I (Tim Platt) accidentally uploaded an audio file with a humongous mistake. This is the correct audio that you should listen to now. I'd apologize again, but I think I've covered my ass here ...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Seven of Coin

Heigh ho, heigh ho! It's only work we know. That's right, bitch. You got the seven of coins. It's the Toilton card. You're either working too hard or not working hard enough. Tarot is really reveal...

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Simplified Sheets #4: Knee Scraper

From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: It's the character sheet of Knee Scraper, played by Jordan Morris in Weird Times in Piss Harbor Episode 5: Rebel Wit...

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Patron Presale: Our Next Live Show!

Cheers!!!

We're announcing to the unwashed masses tomorrow, but we wanted you, our beloved patrons, to know first: the Rude Tales crew is returning to the stage! It's all going down in:
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Rude TAROT of Magic: King of Cups

Jimmy Buffet. The man was famously litigious and I was really pushing the Jimmy Buffet inspiration with Danny Timeshare. Just rubbing it in his face. Daring him. Not one of my wiser tactic...

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Save the Date...

Got this weird message in the mail today. What could it mean? Very cryptic but hopefully there's more details soon. Guess I'll make sure I'm in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th just in case!

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTIPH Episode 4: The Polite Child's Guide to Life (with special guest Jamie Loftus)

It's finally here. Carly, Christopher, Joe, and Tim answer questions about that fateful episode where etiquette somehow was bad. Below are the images referenced in the episode. Please do not look u...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Five of Swords

Huge shout out to Jamie Loftus for being the second guest to make a tarot card. You guys should read her book Raw Dog. Did you know Ali was her editor on it? What the fuck more could you possibly n...

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The Hastings Cinematic Universe

Occasional Marvel comics writer, Christopher Hastings delivers his bizarre vision for a curated Marvel movie list that includes not only MCU films rearranged out of their release order, but also Fo...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Knight of Cups

I know Tim said Tommy is thin but I am Branson Reese and I will be goddamned before I listen to Tim Platt.

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Rude Talks of Chatting WTIPH Episode 3: A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)

Christopher, Joe, and Tim answer some questions about the most recent episode of Weird Times in Piss Harbor with...huh? what's this? with WRITTEN responses from Branson Reese? Life is a dance imo!<...

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