Want to drink hot beverages just like the characters do on Rude Tales of Magic?? Well now you can! Pre-order your official Other Side Diner Mug today! We're running this pre-order until th...
2023-10-17 16:41:44 +0000 UTC
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The Tower. The Crisis. The Downfall. It reminds me of a riddle!
A frog, eager to rise above his peers, hopped off his lily pad onto an exposed root at the bank of the creek. The root, taller ...
2023-10-16 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's here. The Episode of Rude Talks of Chatting where Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim answer questions about Episode 68. And it happened in the strangest of ways.
The entire c...
2023-10-10 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: I (guess who!) read the Roman numeral of 8 as 7. It's a mistake anyone would make but I (seriously, guess!) was the one who ended up making it. The below caption does not work for ...
2023-10-09 10:00:37 +0000 UTC
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I'm doing a new, intimate hour of stand up and music in NYC on October 26th!
This is me prepping...
2023-10-05 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Look, I was going to write something about trusting your intuition through uncertainty and allowing your unconscious mind space to assert itself atop of your mindful anxieties but then I started to...
2023-10-02 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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"How will you face these last days? Robbing graves for soil-stained wealth, or facing down the apocalypse, hoping it can be fought?"
We're back for another round of the grimiest RPG ...
2023-09-27 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Branson Reese, Christopher Hastings, and Tim Platt answer questions about the first 67th episode of all time and also "shoot the shit" about whatever madcap nonsense floats through their nimble min...
2023-09-26 09:00:59 +0000 UTC
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"If you love the beach life, cruise life and everything fun in the sun, there’s a good chance you’ll enjoy thes...
2023-09-25 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Our first livestream in two years! You won't wanna miss it ;)
2023-09-19 16:45:34 +0000 UTC
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According to Labyrinthos.co, the Chariot card means you have incredible willpower while the upside down Chariot card means you have bad willpower. I don't like that. I don’t like when an...
2023-09-18 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Two former enthusiasts and current not-quite-apologists take a walk down that nostalgic road where Counting Crows once reigned. An honest conversation where humor and heart find a home in lyrics li...
2023-09-13 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ali Fisher (Cordelia, Carly Monardo (Albee), Christopher Hastings (Frederick Debonesby), and Tim Platt (Davo) answer questions about the episode where friends, family, and foes reunite in passionat...
2023-09-12 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Me: Yo! Did you see this freak’s chair? So tall and ornate! So cushioned and…perfumed???? This chair is insane! One day, I would like to sit in a chair like that!
You: I’m afra...
2023-09-11 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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What are Lovers if not participants in that grand experiment: Love! But what is Love?
Love is…well…amazeballs!
Love is badass personified; The ultimate chiller, smacking...
2023-09-04 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Christopher Hastings & Carly Monardo, through scientific study and emotional availability, have mastered the art(?) of hosting parties, get togethers, hangs, meals, holidays, and- now- podcasts...
2023-08-29 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Imagine the end of days. Imagine a horn, a magnificent horn of Judgement, blaring a bawdy triumph with just enough sauce that you release your fearful wince to think “is this supposed to have tha...
2023-08-28 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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If ONE cup runneth over
then I’m grateful for my luck
If TWO cup runneth over
pal, I hope the drink don’t suck.
If THREE cup runneth over
might bigger cups be need...
2023-08-21 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Even freaks gotta sleep. Get in here, stinky.
2023-08-16 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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In a very strange episode of Rude Talks of Chatting, Ali, Branson, Joe, and Tim answer questions about the episode of the show where the status quo is forever shifted because now we know about a ne...
2023-08-15 09:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ah, the mirror: The Fool’s respite. Whether on pond or glass or very dark car, The Fool turns reflection into a pantomime, a canvas upon which the Fool’s face paints with caricature and impress...
2023-08-14 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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NINE OF COINS teasing the thoughts of a
SWEET MAN tortured by the FEES lost
TENENTS cutting the corners
PAY RENT, PAY RENT, cut, cut
On the fence, could not to offend
PAY RENT, PAY R...
2023-08-07 09:00:03 +0000 UTC
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August 8th- Enter the Mother Part 3 (of 3)
2023-08-05 18:58:19 +0000 UTC
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Branson, Carly, Chris, and Tim answer questions about THE Part 2 with the Heart WOOOOOOO!
That's right, it's the Part 2 with the Heart WOOOOOOOOOO. WOOOO like a scream. Like going down ...
2023-08-01 09:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Here’s some lore: Davo INVENTED holes! That hole he fell in all those episodes ago was actually a callback* to the original hole Davo HIMSELF invented in a freshman seminar called “Innovating E...
2023-07-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ah, the five of cups. One of the most famous cards in tarot. Most people learn about the iconic "five of cups" long before they learn about tarot, so entrenched is this image in popular culture. Bu...
2023-07-24 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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After the chilling & amorous mysteries of the Lindsingham Manor were revealed, Cordelia (Ali Fisher) and Stirfry (Tim Platt) walk through the Teenage Woods to have their first real conversation...
2023-07-19 13:43:02 +0000 UTC
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The Bran Man, Joey Baby, Dr. Hastings, and Fox Maniac answer all your questions about episode 63. And that's not all! They also, well, chat!
2023-07-18 09:00:02 +0000 UTC
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So, look. This one's a reference to Jesus Christ, the troll with an extra hole. He shows up in Rude Tales. Freddy even goes inside the hole. I just can't believe this is the card for this week. Lik...
2023-07-17 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Greetings one and all! We have some exciting Patreon news from the world of Rude Tales of Magic! We are introducing new premium Patreon Tiers: say hello to Gnome Gnobles
2023-07-11 16:53:31 +0000 UTC
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