ImmortalCockroach

How to bulshit a dragon

As the Primordial Azure Dragon watched Wuji's life trajectory, many of his questions were answered.

"Seventy-eight profound vein entrances?! This is unscientific!" The dragon felt his more th...

Summer Harvest

"I know, my genius is almost frightening," Yun Wuji rolled his eyes.

"..." The Primordial Azure Dragon.

"Young human, your result is shocking. In thousands of years, you are the first t...

Your talent is almost frightening!

The inheritance was hidden within a cave in a small mountain.

They both entered the cave, which was dark and eerily quiet. Not even the sound of the wind could be heard.

When they stepp...

Revenge?

"Alright;" He was surprised, but he quickly agreed, "Are you ready?"

"Yes!" She nodded, icy air swirling around her. With Wuji's help, she already broke through to the tenth level of the Sky ...

Cuddles!

"R-right away, my lord!" Xiao Tiannan stammered, crawling to his feet. He hurried to the treasury along with the other elders, their faces pale with fear and desperation.

The only one left wa...

Mt. Tai

"Kill him!" the young master ordered. "Keep the woman alive."

Immediately, a man standing behind him shot towards Yun Wuji with incredible speed.

"Someone provoked Young Master Kang!" 2024-11-14 13:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post

A wild young master appeared!

Chu Yuechan closed her eyes, and after a few moments, ice began to emerge beneath her feet, freezing the ground. The ice spread rapidly, and in no time, it covered a radius of several kilometers, f...

My genius frightens even me

"It's delicious!" Yuechan exclaimed, eating a slice of pizza. "You said this cheese is made from what? Spiritual jade milk?" she asked.

"That's right, I 'borrowed' a few liters from a large s...

Pineapple pizza

"The return of the Heaven Smiting Devil Emperor is already a terrible catastrophe. To think there is an even more catastrophic calamity lurking in the abyss," the phoenix sighed before its golden e...

Ultimate Bullshit

"The hint about needing ambition to pass the third stage was a misdirection. The phoenix, a righteous creature, left these trials as a gift to the Profound Sky Continent, not for the evil or heartl...

Phoenix Trial

As he stepped inside, the scene distorted, and he felt as though a storm had tossed him. He closed his eyes. After a long time, the weightless sensation faded. When he opened his eyes, he saw only ...

Phoenix clan

The Ten Thousand Beast Mountain Range is a paradise for profound beasts. Violent Nascent and Earth Profound beasts roam the mountains, and rumors say three Sky Profound beasts also dwell there.&nbs...

Blue Wind Empire

Chu Yuechan woke up early in the morning. When she stepped out of the room, she saw Yun Wuji meditating.

She walked closer silently, observing him. This was the first time she had taken a goo...

You are a good person

"Ah!" She woke abruptly, a throbbing headache pulsing through her head as she realized she was lying on a soft, plush bed.

"You're awake?" A voice, calm yet concerned, came from behind her. 2024-11-14 13:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post

My grandmother is ill...

"Human, you have nowhere to run. Surrender, and I shall leave your body intact," the dragon growled, a malevolent expression on its face as it unleashed another blast of dragon breath.

The br...

Meat!

The Crescent Wilderness is a vast expanse in the Sky Profound Continent, situated between the Blue Wind Empire and the Black Fiend Nation. This region is overflowing with beasts, some of them as po...

My sword is bigger!

The ocean stretched out in serene calmness, its surface gently rippling under the sun. Large fishes occasionally broke through the surface, their bodies glistening before they vanished into the dep...

Dogs a man's faithful companions

Not long after Wuji left, the disciples of the sect finally arrived, only after the chaos had settled.

"What happened here?"

"Where are the Sect Master and the elders?!"

They sear...

The true sword arts

Thump!

Losing support from the sword, Lin Ting collapsed onto his son.

Wuji pointed his finger and fired a red beam. The beam pierced through Lin Ting's body, damaging his profound vein...

Bait! baits?

The domain expanded enveloping everyone, a dark gray power surrounded everyone present in its reach.

"Ah!"

"A domain?"

"What is this domain?!"

Panic spread among the Sword U...

Domain expansion

"Who are you?!" Xia Ming exclaimed, staggering back. The person in front of him seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

Wuji had been just 12 years old back th...

Long time no see

Back in the cave, the space trembled slightly, and Yun Wuji reappeared.

"Although space power consumes too much energy, it sure is convenient," Wuji remarked with a smile. "That beast was rea...

Nah id win!

As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb.

'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered.

'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't...