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NOT-SO-DARK TIDINGS

Greetings Janklords, 

Coming at you this Saturday with 3 joyous announcements.

1. EPISODE 9 IS CLOSE. Nefariously close. HOWEVER (we know, howevers suck), we’...
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Postcards, Post-Haste

JANKLORDS, 

Hi. How are you? 

Have you ever played a 5+ hour game of EDH? We just did. And you'll get to see it soon (we promise it won't take that long to wa...

Proxies

Hey babes,
To all our friends at the $10 level and up: The Wheelmaster finally got caught up in his proxy creation! The final batch will go out tomorrow morning. So if you don't receive your cus...

INTRODUCING: JANKSTART

xoxo

UPDATE & MAY/JUNE GIVEAWAYS

Sweetest Janklords, 

We wanted to give you an idea of what we're up to in these dark times. 

1. NEXT WEEK we'll be slamming down a sick new interlude...

Return to the Isolation Zone & Update

Janklords!

We miss you. 

Joe was summoned to the Isolation Zone last week to jank some M21 Draft for the demon. What befell is recorded here. 

With the world in the stat...

Jank Brawl-Monday, 6/22

(Posting here in case anyone isn’t on Discord)

We’re playing some Historic Jank Brawl on Arena tomorrow—Monday 6/22 @ 7pm CST and you’re invited!

Here be the rules:

-Rare ...

THE GREAT UNBANNING

Though the hour be late, the promise is true...and your patience hath been rewarded. 

Enjoy, you glorious humans. 

xoxo

New Episode Next Week

5/27 for you fine people. You’re wonderful.

That’s it. That’s the post.

ISOLATION ZONE | Jank Draft Ikoria 2

Your early edition!

The demon forces more Jank Draft on Daniel. Can he top his last record? What evil modifiers await? 

It's a wild one. 

xoxo

JANK BRAWL with us on Discord!

We’re playing some Historic Jank Brawl on Arena this coming Monday and you’re invited!

Here be the rules:

-Rare and Uncommon Commanders only (we can give you a random one if you’...

Update 4/30

Greetings, Patrons!

We are simply blown away by the support of so many new faces, and the continued support of those who've been around for a while. You inspire us daily. 

The futu...

Welcome to the Isolation Zone

Patron Saints, 

We're unleashing a new video-type tomorrow afternoon...doing some transgressing into other formats. Here's your early access. 

Don't worry, more EDH is on the ...

March & February Giveaways! (with an update @ the bottom)

JANKLORDS!

It's time to announce some giveaways...

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Announcing Announcements

Noble janklords, 

We just dropped the outtake video from Episode 8 for Indulgent Janksters and up. We hope you enjoy. 

On Monday we'll be announcing winners for monthly giveaw...

We have a little something special on the stove

Hey all you lovely patrons! 

We are cooking up some new ideas and would love your input. Joe and John recorded a podcast episode for patrons only! It is our initial test episode and futu...

EPISODE 8

Glorious Patrons. The hour has arrived. The punishment, due. 

Talk to you very soon. Enjoy, friends. 

xoxo

JANKFEST at The Source

Minnesota people!

Join us and Syr Proxy at The Source on Friday 2/21 for the inaugural JANKFEST: a FREE evening of casual EDH, giveaways, and fine company.

Want a random commander to bu...

Giveaway updates!

Hey everyone, this is a big catch-up post for monthly  winners!  

Sorry about falling behind! These will be sent out tomorrow morning so keep an eye out over the next week and let u...

THE WINSTON

Hi all,

We’ve got a new video for you! This is your early access link. We hope you like it. We most certainly had fun making it.

We’re already knee deep in our next full episode, a...

UPDATE/POLL

Hello lovelies, 

We have more videos for you on the horizon! Expect an Interlude next week, along with some tasty extras for Indulgent Janksters and up shortly thereafter. 

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HOLIDAY SPECIAL

GLORIOUS PATRONS,

Daniel here. I was updating the credits for this episode, with all of your names, and was really humbled and incredibly inspired by all the people who find joy in this. Than...

Outtakes & Updates

Greetings, Janklords.

Normally we save episode outtakes for Indulgent Janksters and up, but the demon is feeling generous today. Also, we’re down a video from last month, so we’d like to ...

VII

We’re just gonna slam this here for you.

EPISODE 7...is almost here.

The demon is certain you want to see Episode 7 as soon as possible (like right meow). However, we ask your patience for a few more days. The episode is nearing completion, but we want to make sure ...

September Giveaways!

It's time to announce the monthly giveaways for September!

THE STANDARD BOOSTER GOES TO...

Daniel Harrison. I had to rip this pack from booster bro's, cold, life...

ULTIMATE ULTIMATE MASTERS BOOSTER BOX OPENING!!!

A booster box opening from the darkest of all possible futures.

Viewer discretion is advised. 

For those newer to the ranks, our current release pattern is a full...

August Giveaways

It's time to announce the monthly giveaways for August!

THE STANDARD BOOSTER GOES TO...

Caleb Welsh. Congratulations, you fiend...

THE FALLEN EMPIRES BOOSTER...

Discordant

The Discord is up! 

Questlings and up, all you should need to do is link your Discord account to Patreon and you’ll get an invite from the robot.  

Get in here. The water is...

Update & Hello

PATRON SAINTS. 

We are simply speechless. To supporters old and new: THANK YOU. From the very bottom of the demon's dark heart. You're incredible. 

As things ramp up, we're ge...