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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: End of a Gun

Let us take you by the hand, and lead you to the streets of "Paris", we'll show you a man, Steven Seagal, who bloody loves cakes. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: On Deadly Ground

Steven Seagal cares! He cares about the environment, the Inuit people, Native Americans, but just so much about directing or choreographing. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Marked for Death

Come with us as we quit our jobs, and walk the mean streets of Lincoln Heights to root out the dangerous drug gangs, while also being very odd. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Army of the Dead

We're back! It's our one year anniversary! So to celebrate, we're heading to Vegas to quickly realise everything is out of focus. 

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THE KILLENING: Basket Case

Tara and her partner David Furnish (Court) are back to talk about friends in baskets. 

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THE KILLENING: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

Tara returns with her partner David Furnish, to take Pinhead to the mean streets of Canada. 

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THE KILLENING: Madman

Tara and John head back to 1982, and visit North Sea Cottages, a special retreat for gifted children, to find out if the legend of Madman Marz is true...

We will have a small break while John...

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Deep Rising

In the last episode of season 1, while we take a small two week break for book commitments, we present: DEEP RISING, and waaay too many call backs to earlier episodes, and too much laughter. <...

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

Dean, Dan and John play THE GAME, and venture to the cold front of comedy, to find out just why the heck this was made. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Evolution

Dan, John and a very-much-missed and returning Dean find out just what it would take to invade Earth via advanced breeding.  

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Raw Deal

Dan and John infiltrate the mafia using a giant Austrian. 

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The All New JP Special

Sod it, we're back. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Police Academy

Dan and John go back to school to learn about upholding the law. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Dean takes Dan and John to New York, and tries to stop the Foot Clan. We talk about the 1980s Labour Party too much. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Replacements

Dan takes Dean and John to Washington, to find out if they would survive American Football. 

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The ALL NEW JP Special

Back again, live from our Hom to yours, with our THIRTIETH SHOW!

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Howard the Duck

Quack-come to our duck-xellent episode on Howard the Duck.  We liked it. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Associate

Dean takes John and Dan into the heady world of Wall Street, and explains just why it is a man's world - contains the exclusive memories of Whoopi Goldberg on the making of this film. 

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THE KILLENING: Hellraiser

This week John and Tara have exhausted all sensory experiences and sought out the puzzle box, with the promise that it would open a portal to a realm of new carnal pleasures, but all they got was a...

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Indecent Proposal

Dan gives Dean an John and indecent proposal, and they consider it, and end up talking about mince.

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The All New JP Special

The return of John and Paul.

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Blues Brothers 2000

In this, our 30th episode, we return to the man who first brought us together: Dan Aykroyd, and have a look at yet another god-awful offering. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Batman Forever

John takes Dan and Dean to Gotham City, to give them a kiss on their rose. 

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The JP Special

Back again, to haunt your lives!

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Jonah Hex

Dean, Dan and John head to the old west, and wonder how a 78 minute film was allowed to be this meh. They also talk about everything else, other than Jonah Hex. 

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Judge Dredd (1995)

Let us take you by the hand, and take you to the Cursed Earth. We'll tell you something, that'll help you change your mind....about the LAW. 

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The JP Special

Back again, like the original peaches.

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Masters of the Universe

In the first Tuesday Night Movie Club of 2021, John takes Dan and Dean to Eternia, for a bit, and shows them his new synth. 

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The JP Christmas Special!

Ho-ho-HOM! Welcome to the JP Christmas Special!

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TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: FATMAN (2020)

Dan, Dean and John go to North Peak to meet Chris Cringle, and have a very fun time. 

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