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Best Jobs for FAs #1 - Dentist 🦷


Gotta keep those pearly whites in good shape... especially when you eat as many cream teas Amelia.

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Bit of a random one this, inspired by a recent drip to...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 10 preview

Hey all!

Sorry for the lateness with this. Work-work was incredibly draining last week. The below doesn't take us quite as far as I'd like, and may be subject to some modifications when I fin...

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Saran Nights 🔥

Hey all,

In anticipation of my upcoming three-pic collaboration with Samster, here's the first part of a little s...

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Update

Hey friends 👋

Hope everyone is good.

Sorry for the recent period of silence! I got roped into helping the some friends with a house move last weekend. I say "roped", but really I kne...

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Coming soon... and an explanation of today's posts

Hey all!

Just wanted to drop a quick note to give an update on what I'm working on, and to explain the two (other) posts today.

One is pretty self-explanatory: 2023-10-15 21:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post

A paunchy pool party

Just a little something to remind us of summer 🌤️😎, which judging by the temperature this morning now appear to be officially over! 🥶

Although the summer here would be the summer a...

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The greediest of them all? Entrant 7: Lauren Miller & Sarah Lytton (part 2 of 3)

NB It seems italics aren't working on the new Patreon, which is a bit frustrating, given that I us them quite a lot for thoughts, sounds, and for notes like this! Hopefully this still m...

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Lauren's Baywatch bikini

Hey all!

If Lauren had gotten the role, Baywatch would have involved a lot less rescuing and a lot more sitting around sucking down pina coladas while perving on the beach hunks through her b...

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Gaining Confidence

Guess some of Lauren and Sarah's habits have rubbed off on their flatmate!

Just a little concept sequence of Zoe (and boyfriend Rob) that I was playing around with to get an idea of her perso...

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Update

Hey all,

Hope everyone's good. Just a quick one to say sorry for the lack of posts over the last week or so. Work and life have thrown a few hardballs at me, and I've been grinding my gears o...

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Smokin' hot pork

Howdy all!

I've been working on a Hayley short story and accompanying pic on and off for a little while. The pic ended up not looking as much like her as I'd hoped, so I decided ...

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Waiting for Miss Cheshire - Full pic

Hey all,

The second part of Lauren and Sarah's gluttony profile has taken on a bit of a life of its own, becoming a vignette told from the perspective of Zoe (their flatmate and the other gir...

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Waiting for Miss Cheshire

Ah, Sarah always takes the longest to get ready... but she will definitely be out over the weekend.

Although perhaps she's doing Lauren a favour. From the looks of things. a few hours off the...

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The greediest of them all? Entrant 7: Lauren Miller & Sarah Lytton (Part 1 of 2)

BFFs since kindergarten, Lauren Miller and Sarah Lytton were always effortlessly the prettiest and most popular girls in school. Inevitably, the compliments and attention went to their heads, and b...

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🍸 Party Pudge

Lauren and Sarah, demonstrating what a little too much boozing and kebab-guzzling can do to a popular girl's figure!

Slightly change to scheduling... this was the pic I was going to ...

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Update

Hey all,

Hope everyone is good.  Just wanted to check in. Sorry for being quiet over the past week. I've been beavering away in the background on some requests from my previous competiti...

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Competition Time!

This is probably going to be either far too easy or make absolutely no sense at all, but here goes... 😅

There's a Chekhov's Gun in 2023-08-11 18:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Competition rescheduled for tomorrow (Doh!)

Argh! I was rushing to schedule the competition before I had to pop out, and somehow managed to set it for tomorrow rather than today. 🤦‍♂️

It's one of those where the first correct ...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 9

The below follows on directly from Chapter 8.

Hope you enjoy it,...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 8

Realised I hadn't combined the two previews that make up this chapter, so here it is in full. This is the same as the version on 2023-08-09 21:39:05 +0000 UTC View Post

What's taking so long?!

EDIT: Added a very slightly fatter version. Couldn't decide which I preferred. (This is why it takes me so long to get things done, lol.)

Kari, echoing a sentiment ...

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Hayley's big breakfast

Well it doesn't look like Hayley lost any weight in prison. I hope that bed's got a reinforced frame!

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Hayley's big breakfast (audio)

Tyler may not be  the sharpest tool in the shed, but he knows the way to his girlfriend's heart. And after a torturous three weeks while his beloved Hayley was in prison, the besotted model is...

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Update

Morning all! 🌞

Hope everyone is good.

Sorry for the delay on posting a LWL update. A few unavoidable things popped up last week which took over my evenings. It should be out this wee...

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 6)

Took a few small liberties here. The words are still as they appear in the book, apart from the addition or removal of the odd word so that it's (hopefully) clearer to the reader who's speaking. View Post

Update

Howdy all!

Just a quick one to say that I'm away this weekend for a brief countryside break with a few friends. Will reply to all messages and comments when I'm back.

There should be tw...

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 5)

Looks like Max has managed to find his expanding sweetheart a similar outfit to the one she was wearing wh...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Part 8 (preview)

Hey all,

Below is an amended and extended version of the Part 8 preview I posted recently.

Sorry there's not more - and apologies if some bits towards then end fee...

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Lady wot lunched update coming Friday

Apologies all - an unforeseen home problem demanded my attention today. Essentially I've had a tap that's been dripping very slightly for ages. This morning I was woken up by the sound of it scream...

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Don't mention the F-word!

Furloughed? 🫢

Preview pic for a scene from the upcoming chapter of Kari's Life in Lockdown, which is in the works.

Poor Kari. It doesn't look she's having the greatest time in isolat...

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