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Hayley's post-prison cruise

She's back! Re-introducing ex-Dr Hayley Ward, the Bernie Madoff of Botox, who famously grew so fat on embezzled money ...

Miss Cheshire steals the show

Well, this is just typical Sarah. There I was, happily working away on a pic of someone completely different, when I thought to myself: 'Ooh, I know what'll be fun. I'll put Sarah in as a backg...

Update - and an Abby lookalike?

Morning all! 🌤️ Or whatever it is where ever you are! 😊

And if you're an Englisher like me, happy Jubilee bank holiday! 🎉

Saw this article yesterday, and immediately th...

Middle-class spread - part 2 of 2

I'm not sure what grows in size faster, my stories or the my characters' waistlines. 

Sorry for taking so long to get this done. Had real fun with it, even if it may have become a little...

Too Little Too Late - Preview

Hey all. I'm off for a mini-holiday this weekend to rest, recharge and almost certainly find some well-fed inspiration in the (hopefully🤞) sunny seaside bars and eateries of Cornwall!🌤️
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Middle-class spread - part 1 of 2

With apologies to anyone from Yorkshire for my attempts to render the accent.

Part 2 to come next week... no, really!

Pic or two of Lauren to come soon too.

The Greediest of them all? Entrant 4: Abby Prescott [contains nudity!]

Our next entrant! Or at least, she's trying to make an entrance. Those hotel shower doors can be quite a squeeze, eh Abby?

Where her subordinates, Gemma and Holly, simply love their ...

Illegally parked paunch

Oops. Right now, you may be feeling as cross with me as this young lady is with the hapless traffic warden. And you have every right too: I said a short story would be posted last weekend and faile...

Valentine's Day Diet

Poor Amelia. Being so hot makes Valentine's Day such a stressful time for her digestive system. Let's just hope her date gets there before she finishes another box, or else he'll have to s...

Miss Cheshire's check-up 👨‍⚕️

Hey all! A little one-off story attached. This is probably the most fun I've ever had writing and illustrating as a combined effort!

Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed working on it. Ther...

Quick update

Morning all! Apologies for the lack of activity recently. Had to help the family out with a couple of unexpected events last week, which has set me back slightly.

There'll be two linked short...

"I've got to stop eating these..."

Hey all! Sorry this one took so long to get ready. January is always a busy month at work for me, but things are cooling off now. 

I originally intended this to be just a quick scene, bu...

Kari post-pavolva

Bit of a change to scheduling! In a dramatic twist, I ended up managing to finish the pic I was working on before the story, so here it is.  Oof, Kari, looking rather full there, babe. Perhaps...

Some pre-2022 Gratitude!

Whoosh, there goes another year! Am I just getting old, or was that the quickest one yet? 

At any rate, I hope everyone had as great a 2021 as possible, or at least that it was slightly ...

The greediest of them all? Entrant 3: Holly Moore

Thanks to a traditional Italian mother, Holly grew up in a house where family meant food and food meant family. Every mealtime the table would sag under a feast of oily pastas, spicy meats and dens...

The greediest of them all? Entrant 2: Gemma Patterson

Single-handedly keeping all the bakeries of Cheshire in business, Gemma Patterson has yet to meet a cake she didn't fall desperately in love with. The bright colours, the spongy textures, the amazi...

A Vampire's Last Stand 🧛

The meat cleaver had been the right choice, Molly decided, as she hurried down the dark street, boots squelch-squelch-squelching with blood. The chainsaw would’ve been too heavy. The devil’s tr...

The Pumpkin Paunch 🎃

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you're all having a spooktacular day! 👻🍬

I haven't quite managed to finish my promised Halloween stories, but below is a little preview. And as you'll hav...

Bitchcraft and Trickery

Hollow moans echo through dark, misty streets. Zombie-like groans fill the mystical moist night air, curdling the blood of trick-or-treaters and sending shivers down the spines of their parental gu...

The greediest of them all? - Entrant 1: Amelia Atwood

Happy autumn, everyone! 🍂🌰 Season of breezes blowing skirts up to the chest, bosom-hugging jumpers that don't quite cover the tum. 

All right, that might need a little work…

IMPORTANT: Change to billing method

Hi all!

Just a quick one to say that after a very brief consultation I've decided to go for it, and change to monthly billing! Whoop whoop!

The change will take place from tomorrow. 2021-10-16 13:52:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Were you listening to me Neo?

Or were you looking at Amelia in her red dress?

...Er, Neo?

Just a little snippet of a WIP, which came to me after watching 2021-10-14 17:29:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Ryan with his trophies - and a potential subscription change

Hey all,

Couldn't think of a pun for this one, but I'm pleased with how it turned out - though Abby's belly always ends up looking bigger than I picture it being in the story. I suppose I sh...

The Perfect Dress - Chapter III

Finally back in the swing with this one!  Hope you enjoy the update!

More posts to come in the next week. :)

Kari's Life in Lockdown - Chapter 1: A March Meltdown

Here it is! Following on from The Prelude, here's the first full chapter chronicling Kari's year of lockdown, wherein ...

Emily post brunch

Following on from the Amelia bikini pic, here's one of her bitter rival Emily, hoping a little cocktail and soak in the hot tub will ease away the heavy fullness in her tummy after a fourth Dubai b...

Amelia with a meal in her

A summery pic, inspired by the recent hot weather. Amelia clearly understands the importance of staying hydated in the heat.

Amelia seems to be one of my most popular characters so I really w...

Samantha & Abbi (Commission pic)

Hey everyone. Here's a little pic I was commissioned to create by https://www.deviantart.com/kewlkidz

Meet Samanth...

The lady wot lunched a little too much - chapter 7

Here it is at last! Really hope you enjoy it.

Feedback of any kind is very welcome. I hope there are some enjoyable scenes here! I promise the next chapter will advance the story a bit more!&...

Random pic and an update

Good morning all! 🌞

I hope everyone is safe and well. May turned out to be quite the month for me! Coming off the back of a nasty bout of food poisoning, I tested positive for Covid early ...