Chapter 50
TW: minor violence. Also, bonus chapter coming in later tonight!
I waited a few minutes after the Laughing Vipers made their way away from me before beginning to try the enchantment pr...
2025-06-08 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
TW: minor violence. Also, bonus chapter coming in later tonight!
I waited a few minutes after the Laughing Vipers made their way away from me before beginning to try the enchantment pr...
2025-06-08 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, what the hell are these?
Profane Leaf Gloves
Enchantments
o Profane
o Minor...
2025-06-01 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAs soon as Aspen was asleep, I got to examining the gloves she wore. I really wanted to try poking and stabbing at them to get a better look at how the enchantment on it works, but I’ll have to t...
2025-05-25 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBrom paced his office a few times over. It had been almost three weeks since he had returned from his recon mission for his brother and the lord. Ostlan did not seem pleased by the number of powerf...
2025-05-18 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostShould I make the skill names in text Bold like in the early chapters?
2025-05-18 03:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostFirst thing’s first, I want to try making mana water outside of my body.
I was perfectly capable of creating it inside my body, as the slowly growing stockpile of the stuff clearly showed. ...
2025-05-10 01:28:14 +0000 UTC View PostNow that I had Axel’s measurements about his new weapon, I brought the head over to its handle. I used some Body Manipulation to get it properly fixed in and secured in place. There was little el...
2025-05-09 04:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This is about what I had envisioned for the axe, except a longer handle, and the handle would be scaled like a snake's body. I couldn't quite get ChatGPT to do it exactly how I imagined, but it's p...
2025-05-07 03:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's note: This is probably the longest chapter I've written so far for this story. Hope you enjoy :)
What the actual hell? Why isn’t this damn metal bending?
... 2025-05-07 03:02:08 +0000 UTC View Postbzzzzzz
Huh?
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Go away, I’m sleeping.
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Oh, for fucks sake! What do you want?!
I opened my consciousness to the world an...
2025-05-04 17:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostIt wasn’t long until the Laughing Vipers were fully awake and getting ready for their day. While I did my best not to snoop on them, I couldn’t help but hear Axel’s absurd snoring.
He w...
2025-04-29 02:55:54 +0000 UTC View PostI felt disgusted as this new mind invaded mine. My mind was my safe space, my temple, and most importantly, one of my most powerful weapons. It was an affront that this was allowed to happen to me....
2025-04-28 22:22:31 +0000 UTC View PostBrom couldn’t help but gawk in surprise. Where were the earth golems? Why wasn’t the dryad attacking? These humans and elf seem to have a preexisting, telepathic relationship with the giant tre...
2025-04-21 17:58:58 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, now that I have my new puppet, I think it’s about time I took some time to relax again.
Rather than leave my new wooden puppet, I made a throne for it to sit in. I only re...
2025-04-13 16:19:32 +0000 UTC View PostBrom stood in shock, watching as a giant rock golem sorted through a pile of broken tree branches, seemingly looking for a specific one. It worked quickly, seemingly knowing what it was doing. That...
2025-04-01 02:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a personal rebrand. I mean, the Ants were literally all trying to kill me, so I feel perfectly fine with having wiped them out. Speaking of which, I still haven’t found a single an...
2025-03-30 14:16:45 +0000 UTC View PostAfter about a day of serenity, I noticed a bit of discomfort in my branches. It wasn’t much, something similar to what I remember a cold or flu feeling like, but isolated in my branches. The thou...
2025-03-28 23:43:46 +0000 UTC View PostElsewhere
“GOD DAMNIT!”
A man was seen throwing a rather impressive tantrum. He just finished brutalizing one of many chained up goblins in a dungeon. The rest were off to the side,...
2025-03-28 23:43:11 +0000 UTC View PostJesus, this growth rate boost is amazing! In only 24 hours, I have grown from being under 50 feet tall to over 80 feet! My trunk hasn’t fallen behind either, standing at almost 11 feet around. An...
2025-03-28 23:41:43 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, this guy is too big. Do I really need to kill him? I mean, Club was fun to hang around. What do I really have against this guy? Sure, he stole my kills, but other than the Orc who fucked ...
2025-03-28 23:40:31 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a few days of shut eye, I rustled my branches and got back to work grinding my levels. I say that, but I didn’t really have much to do. I checked out my surroundings to find that the Orc co...
2025-03-28 23:31:39 +0000 UTC View PostGiven how often new Orcs keep invading my area in search of food, I doubt that I’ll need to get the monster lure skill I was thinking about any time soon. Knowing that, I decided to hold off for ...
2025-02-25 05:36:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn order to keep my branches off of the ground, I needed to either get rid of the hobbit hole, which I refused to do for now, or stretch out my trunk. Since I only had one viable option, I needed t...
2025-01-29 21:29:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Laughing Vipers ended up staying for one more night before heading back to their city with Lilly. I would miss the lass, but I knew she’d be better off with her father. I couldn’t exactly o...
2025-01-26 02:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostI shouldn’t have said that. I should NOT have said that.
Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag. Time to tell them I’m actually a talking tree.
While I ...
2025-01-17 03:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe first thing I did was beef up the end of the arms. Doubling the mass would double the force of each hit, after all.
While the pigmen were still sniffing at the air in front of them...
2025-01-14 16:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostI stopped listening after the third group of Orcs they defeated on the way here. Apparently, there were a crap ton of monsters rolling in from the south, or something like that. I couldn’t bring ...
2025-01-14 15:59:58 +0000 UTC View PostI kept messing with the woman by flooding various parts of my little structure with mana, then moving it around. I could tell she was following the movement by the way her eyes moved to wherever I ...
2025-01-14 15:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostI thought we had more time.
The night was smooth and delightful. Lilly slept and I watched over her and even got to experience her dreams with her. She ended up sleeping until a bit past noon...
2025-01-13 03:28:30 +0000 UTC View PostRight when Lilly fell asleep, I put my little plan into action.
I dipped my awareness a little more into my roots than I usually did and started pouring mana into the ground below me. I kept ...
2025-01-13 03:27:14 +0000 UTC View Post