#798 Tolerable Thinness of Being
It’s me again.
I just got back from watching a wrestling match. If you asked me if that was really wrestling, I’d have a hard time answering straight away.
Jun...
2023-10-12 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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#797 The True Conclusion
It is I, Shinbishanme, a true journalist and a warrior for the news, standing up to great evils.
Yes! I’ve done it!
I’ve got a massive scoop!
The identit...
2023-10-11 15:48:05 +0000 UTC View Post#796 The Revelation
“Heh...! I admit defeat...!”
Though Platy was bested by the ultimate bean technique, she took the loss gracefully.
Despite being blown away, she bounced back into t...
2023-10-10 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post#795 Gamma May
Letasreit vs. Mrs. Astres.
Or Miss Bean Crush vs. Demon General.
The tension builds as their match continues.
Mrs. Astres continues to unleash a barrage of s...
2023-10-09 12:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post#794 The Impenetrable Anti-Aircraft Wife
“Heh heh heh...! Just because you defeated Aileron doesn’t mean you should get cocky. She was just the weakest among us,” says my wife, acting like a true villain.
This is ...
2023-10-06 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post#793 The Third Assassin
Neptune Queen and the Demon General.
In an unbelievable match set up by the genius promoter, Horkosfon, Letasreit faces formidable opponents!
Both of them stand at the top ti...
2023-10-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post#792 The Rivals Appear
“Bean-kenstein!!!”
“Super Bean Backbreaker!!!”
“Natto Stretch!!!”
“Pursuit Elbow!!!”
Letasreit is unstoppable.
Or should I say Mi...
2023-10-04 12:31:27 +0000 UTC View Post#791 The Mask Hunter’s Messenger
And so it finally begins.
The match that would decide the fate of Letasreit’s wrestling career and, incidentally, whether or not world peace would be disturbed.
The Mask-Ri...
2023-10-03 19:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post#790 Máscara Contra Máscara
It’s me.
As I expected, my worst fears came true.
I always get my predictions right.
The white will win!
But...it lost.
Well, whatev...
2023-10-02 14:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post#789 He Who Pursues the Truth
My name is Shinbishanme.
I am a noble journalist.
My mission is to write articles and convey the truth of the world to the masses.
Everyone in this world has...
2023-09-29 15:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post#788 The Masked Princess Takes Off
Autumn deepens.
The foliage changes color, transforming from green to golden hues, and someone finds this transformation incredibly exhilarating.
Who might that be?
... 2023-09-28 13:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post#787 HAPPY HAPPY
After seeking abundant prayers from Sugawara no Michizane, we successfully completed junior’s Shichi-Go-San.
“May he mature with a gentle spirit. Let it be so that he does not ...
2023-09-27 15:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post#786 Ultimate vs. Supreme
“You know, now that you mention it... Junior really does seem to have a divine gift.”
Sensei looks closer, cementing this astounding revelation.
Wait, when did...
2023-09-26 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post#785 Mitama-gami
“Whawuhwhawhahaaaaaaaat?!”
“What’s with this god?!”
The gods of earth and sea are astonished by the foreign deity summoned through Sensei’s secret technique.
<... 2023-09-26 16:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post#784 The Place Where God Dwells
The shrine is finished.
It took about three days.
Impressive.
It’s no surprise, given how many buildings our orcs have constructed so far.
#783 Frontier Genius
It is I, the young prodigy seamstress, Shalanthea.
Huh? I’m still just an apprentice, you say?
Quiet, you.
Even as an apprentice, a genius has been differe...
2023-09-21 12:52:33 +0000 UTC View Post#782 Otherwordly Shichi-Go-San Plan
Prime numbers. I must count the prime numbers...!
Three, five, seven, eleven, thirteen...!
Here, we can already see the famous 7-5-3.
...Huh? Two’s a prime number, to...
2023-09-21 12:52:06 +0000 UTC View Post#781 Celebrating Birth
Before I knew it, we were in the middle of autumn.
It’s no exaggeration to say that spring and summer had been consumed mostly by the joint wedding ceremony.
Such a signifi...
2023-09-19 15:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post#780 Who’s that Challenger?
Our okonomiyaki party goes on.
We have Kraken, Desmask, and the Horned Boar happily sizzling away at the iron grill.
“Hey, hey, hey! The fun party has started!”
“...
2023-09-18 14:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post#779 As You Like It
Oil the surfaceee.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.
The iron plate roars with heat.
Underneath, flames rage, heating the surface even further with th...
2023-09-15 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post#778 The Battle Between the Sea and the Mountain
Yup, it’s me again.
The long joint wedding is over, and regular operations are back on from today.
Okayyy, everyone, switch gears.
Party time’s overrr...
2023-09-14 14:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post#777 The Strongest Dragons’ Battle (Lower)
Things are about to get exciting!
Listen closely, because this farm dragon, Veil, is about to tell a thrilling story!
...Hm? What’s up, Master?
You’re asking if I d...
2023-09-13 16:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post#776 The Strongest Dragons' Battle (Upper)
Yo, it’s the one and only great farm dragon Veil.
What’s the story today?
...
Ah, it’s about the Proto-Geyser Dragon?
She did ma...
2023-09-12 11:56:28 +0000 UTC View Post#775 Post-Party Melancholy
Belena of the demon race speaking.
Having returned to the farm after the grand event, a joint wedding ceremony, things are quieting down again.
The party was bustling and eve...
2023-09-11 12:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post#774 The Joint Wedding’s Recap
Happy Wedding—it’s me.
The joint wedding ceremony that started on a whim turned out to be livelier than expected.
Firstly, having four couples combined for the...
2023-09-08 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post#773 The Attendants’ Perspective 3: The Young Lady’s Closure
It’s me, demon noblewoman Nehera.
I can’t believe that the designer behind the Noujou brand actually exists!!!
...Well, of course, someone has to make the clot...
2023-09-08 11:55:35 +0000 UTC View Post#772 The Attendees' Perspective 2: Through the Eyes of Yesteryears
My name is Traditional Betta.
A grand general, tasked with defending the Mermaid Kingdom.
I’m also the head of the esteemed Betta House, a lineage serving the Me...
2023-09-06 14:13:33 +0000 UTC View Post#771 The Attendees’ Perspective 1: The Man Who May Be Unbothered but Can Still Be Taken by Surprise
I am Olba, a Demon King’s Army officer.
Well... actually, I’m about to retire from the army and become a nobleman due to my upcoming marriage. But due to some responsibilities,...
2023-09-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post#770 Dragon Hunting
It has begun.
The wedding’s grand entertainment(?) —a Dragon Showdown — is at its climax.
Facing off are the current Geyser Dragon, Ardheg, and his antagonist, th...
2023-09-04 18:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post#769 What is Strength?
Here’s a record of the intermission matches that happened at the Dragon Wedding Reception:
1. Veil makes use of the opponent’s sabotage and finishes first.
2. The second ...
2023-09-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post