Morning Somewhere

2025.07.07: First Time Caller

Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax bills, and testing a mobile set up.

[BONUS] 2025.07.06: Software Testing

Burnie checks in from Tucson, AZ while he tests some new software to see if it works for remote podcasting.

2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle

Burnie and Ashley discuss best cookout dishes, fake foods, fireworks, ChatGPT cults, snakes on planes, dryer snakes, and Burnie's Switch 2 revelation.

2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Sean Combs verdict, Microsoft layoffs, Last of Us departures, Battlestar Galactica, long breaks, The Boys final season, being hard to shop for, and the item Burnie col...

2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed

Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King.

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2025.07.01: Pit Slop

Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta Superintel...

2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense

Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robots, and an improm...

[BONUS] 2025.06.29: Patreon Weekend Chat

Burnie and Ashley talk about some recent trailers, upcoming stories for the podcats, and infor about the beta test and shirts!

2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir

Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and t...

2025.06.26: Gone Fishing

Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.

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2025.06.25: Top Gun World

Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more.

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2025.06.24: A Few More Tears

Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update.

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2025.06.23: Our Pants Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss Iran bombings, Sabrina Carpenters new song, the Death Stranding adaptation, our least favorite kinks, Ballerina, 28 Years Later.

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2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food

Burnie and Ashley discuss British heat, feeding themselves corporate MRE's, How To Train Your Dragon, British accents in fiction, and 28 Years Later [no spoilers].

2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain

Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI.

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Rooster Teeth Beta Test Update

The Tier One email invitations have just gone out. Please be on the look out for those. In about 60 minutes, I will to add a comment in this thread a way to access the beta site in case you don't g...

2025.06.18: Urban Legend

Burnie and Ashley discuss shorts history, the death of urban legends, unintentional falls, Chevy Chase pratfalls, Star Wars lore, the midjourney lawsuit, butthole sunning, and RT beta test updates....

2025.06.17: CEO In A Box

Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre overtourism, Groundhog Day as a genre, TLO...

Beta Support Thread #2

OK, we are up to date on support tickets in the previous thread. If you are still having trouble getting the email, it may becuase the r...

Beta 2025 Support Thread

Hello everyone. This thread is to offer support to anyone looking for their access to the Rooster Teeth Website Beta 2025.

MONDAY UPDATE: Tier 2 Early Riser emails have gone out. Tier 1 shoul...

2025.06.16: Beta Mail

Burnie and Ashley discuss their sheep shearing day, Father's Day, kid clothes, their perspective of US events from afar, their philosophy about sharing personal info, Viva Pinata in real life, Shoh...

2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh

Burnie and Ashley discuss chicken bullying, sheep shearing, No Kings protests, military parades, India Air crash, Israeli attack, and Florence Pugh's Hollywood lineage.

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2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value

Burnie and Ashley discuss cleric spells, support classes, maintenance mechanics, Apple's Liquid Glass, the Holy Order of the Finder Icon, VR vision impact, the ongoing TikTok non-ban, icon changes,...

2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private [EXTENDED]

In this extended Patreon episode, Burnie and Ashley discuss Khaby Lame's detainment, visa troubles, Grifball playdates, the most viral Rooster Teeth video not on Rooster Teeth, Squid Games, Carrie,...

2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deals

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 problems, calibration, AMC ad increases, WB, D, Marines in LA, the big beautiful bill, and the new normal.

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2025.06.09: Seven More Things

Burnie and Ashley discuss Los Angeles protests, Gaza Humanitarian aid, 2025's catchphrase, TACO, Tarantino's ten films, Xbox handheld, Lego games vs LEGO games, videogame sales models, Steam friend...

[BONUS] 2025.06.08: Beta Test Update

Burnie and Ashley lay out the plan for the RoosterTeeth.com Beta Test which starts this week.

2025.06.06: Jumping Ship

Burnie and Ashley discuss scary stories, parents arrested in North Carolina, US digital surveillance, Musk Trump social beef, the Epstein boogeyman, Switch 2, corporate gift wrapping, impossible pa...

2025.06.05: Switch Therapy [EXTENDED]

In this extended Patreon episode, Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 deliveries, Ashleys digital therapist, Burnie's sexy lady mobile game, [Rabbids, Black Mirror, Empire Strikes Back], Lumines, to...

2025.06.04: Doctor Whom

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tinder's GenZ adjustments, South Korean birth rates, Grifball returns, Switch 2's screen warning, human molting, the internet spoils Doctor Who, Taylor Swift buys some Tay...