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Crown of Slaves 019

It really was quite soothing, for want of a better word, to know that Kory was safely ensconced in our room at the Academy, unmolested by other acolytes or apprentices and no longer have the lights...

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Nothing Is True Chapter Twenty Five

To say that the lazy enjoyment of the day’s ride, and the anticipation of seeing the bunker, had been utterly ruined by the yong pauna’s violent interference would be a sig...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 24

A sword clattered to the ground, strong steel pressed to dusky skin, the sound of heavy breathing and the dim noise of the crowd the only things she could hear. Hands upraised, a gesture of ...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 23

The clack of wood on wood filled the air of one of the many private courtyards in the Palace, interspersed with grunts, shouts, and other exclamations of effort. All of which was treated wit...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 22

                “We can’t tell Niylah.”

Those were the first words the fell, instinctively and entirely w...

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Shadows and Dust 13

“Damnit! They must have already moved it, it was sitting right there not an hour ago!” Williams, the young woman from the distress call it seemed, cursed and clenched her hands on her borrowed ...

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Shadows and Dust Chapter 10

Akuze

2177 AD

Entering atmosphere was never the most comfortable experience, even with mass effect systems doing their part to smooth the ride out, but none of the fif...

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Shadows and Dust 14

Seething Hatred.

Worlds destroyed, billons slaughtered, an empire extinguished. Nothing remains. They would be forgotten, their glory erased.

Faces uplifted...

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Shadows and Dust 11

“So, we’re all in agreement then? Shepard is the pick?”

“I suppose so.”

“You disagree?”

“No, of course not, I’ve known that girl for years, since she was fresh o...

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Shadows and Dust 12

The Normandy was quite the sight as she dropped through the cloud-cover to hug the treeline, skimming low over the terrain like a particularly large and metallic falcon, the sun gleam...

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Shadows and Dust Chapter Nine

The fallout of the slave raid on Mindoir, Aethyta’s resultant ‘un-retirement’, and what amount to the armed invasion and conquest of an independent world by her private army of a mercenary or...

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Dawn Is Just A Heartbeat Away Chapter Seven

The Rivenroad.

A group of sky-borne, magically-airborne islands in the Eastern Highlands of Coerthas, near the border to Mor Dhona. Not a particularly popular group, it must be said, too smal...

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Crown of Slaves Chapter 18

Malora strode purposefully through the winding corridors of the academy, acolytes and lesser apprentices scattering out of her way, sensing her foul mood and dark intentions. None of them knew what...

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Forsaken Chapter Six

There were a lot of places that Cassandra Jackson had been on her adventures, most of them less than enjoyable given the circumstances that she had found herself visiting them. It was quite hard to...

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Crown of Slaves 016

Crown of Slaves

Chapter Sixteen

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My ancestor hadn’t been wrong that Kory and I had obligations to deal with the day after our arrival,...

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Shadows and Dust Chapter Eight

Shadows and Dust

Chapter Eight

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Omega Nebula

Sahrabarik System

Omeg...

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Nothing is True Chapter 21

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

Chapter 21

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Clarke's eyelids fluttered open as the warm sunlight caressed her f...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 20

Nothing Is True (Save For the Blood We’ve Shed)

Chapter Twenty

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Clarke had known that The Clans were far more sexu...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 19

Nothing Is True (Save For the Blood We’ve Shed)

Chapter Nineteen

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Niylah couldn’t help the cheerful humming in t...

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Crown of Slaves Chapter 17

Crown of Slaves

Chapter Seventeen

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I should have known better than to tempt Lady Fate, for though she was beautiful, she wa...

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Shadows and Dust Chapter Seven

Shadows and Dust

Chapter Seven

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Aria T’loak, Queen of Omega, prime warlord of the Terminus Systems and ‘secret’ ...

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On Ashen Wings Chapter Seven

On Ashen Wings

Chapter Seven

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To say that Gale, former lover of the goddess Mystra and current walking magical Armageddon, wa...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 18

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed

Chapter 18

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Crown of Slaves Chapter Fifteen

Crown of Slaves

Chapter Fifteen

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Emerging back into the blazing sun of Korriban after several hours in the cool, dimly-lit ro...

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Shadows and Dust 6

Shadows and Dust

Chapter Six

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Five minutes. Three-hundred seconds.

That’s how long it took for Cassandra Shepard a...

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On Ashen Wings Chapter Six

On Ashen Wings

Chapter Six

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The enormous statue, white marble gleaming in the light of the setting sun even th...

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What Stories Are People Supporting Me For?

Like the title says, I really want to try and get a handle on what stories people are supporting me for! While I'm not going to abandon a story because of a lack of financial incentive, I do want t...

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Bring Me That Horizon OR Stand Together and Smile (As Heroes Do)

Bring Me That Horizon or Stand Together and Smile (As Heroes Do)

Chapter One

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My deat...

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Nothing Is True Chapter 17

Nothing Is True (Save For the Blood We’ve Shed)

Chapter Seventeen

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Clarke was not sure what she was expecting Lexa an...

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Because of the War Chapter 17

Well, I wasn’t planning on coming back to this anytime soon. Have my hands full with other projects both fanfiction and professional alike, but then someone went and did a youtube review ...

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