“So…” the goblin in front of me glared at me with crossed arms. “You were constantly stealing, pranking, and otherwise disrupting the peace of the other elves on top of having the red hair,...
2021-06-22 01:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostA goblin armed to the teeth versus an elf with barely any clothes on. Who would win?
Trick question. Nobody, because we weren’t going to fight.
“No, not English. My name is, uh…...
2021-06-19 05:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post‘If you are reading this, if you are from my homeland, you may bring destruction to the world one day.’
Cool. An ancient text on the wall was making fun of me.
There wasn...
2021-06-16 03:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt had been a month since I was so kindly escorted out of the village. I’d fallen into a routine since then. Walk during the day, sleep inside my bubble at night. Somehow, even after a month of c...
2021-06-13 03:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostFascinating.
For some reason, I had simply assumed I could only store items inside my pocket space. I had no idea I could store living beings inside… much less myself. This ability of mine ...
2021-06-11 03:56:32 +0000 UTC View PostYay, I'm back! I tried writing several different projects since Princess Fox, and two of them seemed to have caught on so far. One of them is a Princess Fox spin-off (which I'll post soon as well),...
2021-06-08 09:04:16 +0000 UTC View PostAh yes, being in a relationship was amazing. Going on dates, watching TV shows while snuggled together, leading an organized strike against an international villain organization’s base.
Wel...
2021-06-02 03:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostA hero facing off against three baddies with his partner trapped unconscious inside a pod filled with an unknown green goo. Sounded like a pretty cliche climax for a story.
The thing...
2021-05-30 03:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostI couldn’t have rushed into my office faster. Seriously… everything had been going great, and then Troy just had to show up and call the anti-fun police -- also known as the heroes -- on us! 2021-05-27 03:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Normally, standing in front of a supervillain’s base should have been scary. However, if you worked for said supervillain, that would quickly cease to be a problem. I’d gotten used to the sight...
2021-05-25 05:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostHaving a girlfriend was the greatest thing in the world by far. Nothing could compare. Not saying goodbye to my ass of an old boss over the phone, not getting drunk and proceeding to kiss and hug e...
2021-05-23 04:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever I played video games, I always hated when the game forced me to choose between two things. Worst of all was sacrificing one thing to get the other. I didn’t want to do that! I wanted bot...
2021-05-21 01:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostSitting was unhealthy. It messed with your spine, made your butt grow fatter, and turned you into a lazy slob if you did it too much. That’s why you should be careful not to sit too much. Stand u...
2021-05-19 03:41:59 +0000 UTC View PostAt my old job, I had always been stuck in that crappy little supermarket doing whatever my crappy little boss told me to do.
At Fractal Inc., though, not only was I often going on more exciti...
2021-05-16 04:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostFrom an unknown plane of existence, a shapeless being watched its target through the fifth dimension.
“Ah… this one seems troubled,” the being said to itself. “Confused, erratic, with...
2021-05-15 05:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostShe switched her legs, laying her left one over the right this time as she stared at the TV. Still nothing. Iron Pack seemed to have vanished. It was worrying enough how their last interaction went...
2021-05-14 06:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it rains, it pours. That was the saying, right? In other words, when something goes wrong, everything you can or can’t imagine also goes wrong as a bonus. It was the rule of the universe tha...
2021-05-13 06:57:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the meaning of life? Was it to achieve greatness? To reproduce? Forty-two? No matter what it was, it was fascinating to think about. Yes. It was fascinating, and that was the only reason w...
2021-05-10 05:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post“So that’s how it is… it was all a trap,” Iron Pack whispered into the night.
Wait, nonono! I had no idea the heroes would be here!
“So that’s why a fox,” she said, starin...
2021-05-06 03:43:20 +0000 UTC View PostEver gotten into a situation where the person you love was staring daggers at you? It’s quite terrifying to be honest. And the worst part was that we’d skipped all the getting to know each othe...
2021-05-03 03:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhen watching the news, you often felt distanced from what was happening. A house burning down was horrible, but it wasn’t like it was your house that burned down.
Similarly, if yo...
2021-04-30 05:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s play a game.
If I was a power source giving life to deadly lasers, where would I be?
Hidden in one of the innocent-looking rooms? Maybe?
In the heroes’ bedrooms? Maaaybe...
2021-04-28 04:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostAh yes, the starless sky, the breezy evening wind, the silence of the sleeping city. Very relaxing and peaceful.
Unless you were staring at a superhero base you were about to invade ...
2021-04-25 04:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post“Ooooh! Too bad! Only two damage! Which means the swamp hydra still has twenty-four health left,” the game master grinned at his girlfriend, who stuck a tongue at him.
“Your turn Aster....
2021-04-23 04:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, you make a spur of the moment decision, not really thinking about the consequences. And then said consequences haunt you forever. Posting something on social media when drunk, quitting y...
2021-04-21 04:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, Google could lead you to dark places you wish you never visited. But other times, it actually helped you realize something.
That’s right! After the shopping trip, when I was broo...
2021-04-19 04:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostSo, while I work on the next batch of proper chapters, have this (probably non-canon) short my brain conjured up.
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She was almost o...
2021-04-16 05:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostOh? What is this? I just remembered I wrote a thing back in December for a secret santa story exchange event. And although it will soon go live on 2021-04-12 18:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently, there were about six quadrillion types of bras. Or at least that’s what it felt like after we were finally done with the lingerie shop.
As a girl, I still had a lot to learn. No...
2021-04-12 05:35:09 +0000 UTC View PostFun fact! Men were heavier than women!
How did I know for sure?
Well, simple. Ever since I’d declared to the world that I was a girl, I felt lighter, more free, less weighted down. 2021-04-10 05:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post