Chomp.
“Mmmm! Chat, this is absolutely delicious!” I exclaimed while probably making an expression like someone from a cooking anime.
Honestly, there was something incredibly peacef...
2025-02-10 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI sighed.
“Look, all I’m saying is that the octopus was totally fine,” I argued, still perched near a wall, while my ultradry towel lowered the water level in the boss room. “Like, ye...
2025-02-05 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI breathed out and smiled in relief as I looked upon the water park’s entrance archway that seemed a lot smaller than I remembered it.
“Hello there, old buddy. Long time no see.”
...
2025-02-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone!
I wanted to apologize for the lack of updates last month, but it really was hard to find the time and energy to write...
...Or at least, that was the excuse I would kee...
2025-02-01 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: There's a section in this chapter that's meant to have a different font and font size, but unfortunately, Patreon doesn't allow for that. (¬_¬")
So if you want, I included...
2025-01-24 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostInto my backpack the huge sack of tomatoes went.
Just like the pots from the giant merchant’s – ogre’s? – floor, there was no reason for me to ignore all of this juicy stuff. More foo...
2025-01-18 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostFloor six was a sprawling kitchen. Sinks, counters, ovens, and bags – presumably filled with ingredients – filled the place. It kinda reminded me of the fast food buildings in the water park du...
2025-01-08 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new year, everyone!
I hope you're all still doing well! Thank you for still following/supporting me!
I'll be honest, I haven't gotten nearly as much writing done as I would have l...
2025-01-01 03:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Heya, just a little heads up: I made a bit of a plot hole due to mixing up what skills Nana had available back in chapter 84, where she used Fusion while it was still on cooldown, so I wen...
2024-12-28 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t even shudder as I entered the city dungeon and instead leaned into the feelings of determination and comradery the dungeon injected into me. It felt that much...
2024-12-21 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostInitiate voice call with user: KaiEbikoOfficial?
Y/N (86522 DP available)
I stared at the confirmation message with no small amount of trepidation. 2024-12-12 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
trelipideliberitation: can you go thru the fog?
I stopped short of the building I was walking toward and turned to look into the thick fog that blocked the streets lead...
2024-12-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone.
I got some good news and some bad news.
It's actually the same news: I got a new job.
That means that I hopefully won't have to worry about money in the near futu...
2024-12-01 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI furrowed my brows in confusion at the open square.
“Wait, what? No, I wanna continue, dungeon! Not go back!”
I closed the door, wished really hard to continue to the next...
2024-11-20 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy strategy was simple.
Gun and shield.
The first time I’d faced the archer, I could only try to dodge and was too slow to do so. But now I had a shield which hopefully could...
2024-11-16 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m back,” I growled at the gate of the city dungeon.
With my enhanced key sword in my right hand, my gun self in my left hand, and my main body covered in my super armor...
2024-11-13 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI gasped heavily and my entire body ached from running around and literally putting out fires for quite literally the entire day and night. It was actually the next day in the afternoon now and I h...
2024-11-12 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, even after wandering around in the darkness – ugh, after that boss, it really unnerved me, even with Heat Vision and the light from Flameguard – for a little while, all I managed...
2024-11-04 03:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostOnce I got my daily required dose of Jeoff trolling and recovered a little, I went ahead and opened the big boss chest, my flaming glove lighting the way.
Four items greeted me inside. A pile...
2024-11-03 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAs I got deeper and deeper into the hole, there was less and less light. And despite my new sleek glove being able to produce sparks, it actually absorbed light instead of producing t...
2024-11-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone.
For those who missed it, the E-book version of Hopping Celestial Fox (titled Portals of the Celestial Fox) is now available on 2024-11-01 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As I walked around the rim of the hole, feeling like I was on a ringworld, I arrived at one of those vibrating cracked rocky places I’d seen before.
It made me wonder just how the heck it c...
2024-10-26 04:05:17 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, both the gun and my clothes only accepted one type of mana each. I’d tried testing it and they both basically worked like a battery. Or maybe a capacitor. They stored additional po...
2024-10-25 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI stared at the part of me that was a water gun.
This felt so so much weirder than the clothes. At least the clothes were vaguely me-shaped but this…
“Reject humanity....
2024-10-24 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMiracle of all miracles, no monsters spawned while I lay there uselessly in the middle of a dangerous dungeon.
Many people in chat theorized that it was because the dragon had triggered a...
2024-10-19 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI encountered a dozen more crystal lizards and three more sapphire snakes on my way to the hole. The lizards were easy and I quickly figured out how to fight the snakes and anticipate their… sapp...
2024-10-18 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI kept circling the dungeon’s perimeter and eventually arrived at the half of the crater with the spires that looked like black fire stopped in time. Interestingly enough, Appraisal identified it...
2024-10-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post‘Variety dungeoneer’ Side quest accepted!
Main objective:
Conquer at least one Intra and one Ether-based dungeon.
Side objectives:
Not even a few hours later after crossing the river, I climbed up a tree and set out John above me to take a better look. To my surprise, the ‘mysterious’ structure was already visible from whe...
2024-10-10 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeah, well… I guess I was still really really angry with her so…” I awkwardly admitted.
“That’s understandable, considering what you’ve been through,” ...
2024-10-09 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post