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Chapter 69: Stockholm syndrome spreading through Slytherin?

2,255 words.

Posting early cause I have to sleep early.

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"Well, Hermione, I think you don't understand!"

"There i...

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Chapter 13: “Borrowing” a Car

Josh and Margot spent the afternoon in the new house, but in the end Josh didn't stay there that day.

Although he had already been given the keys and the house was fairly well furnished, the ...

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Chapter 68: Dumbledore: Where’s My Phoenix?

After Kael left.

Dumbledore looked out the window at Anivia that had turned into an ice sculpture on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.

He looked at his empty table again.

A trembl...

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Chapter 12: This Food Smells Really Good

Screech! A car screeched to a halt in front of the garage of a small villa.

This attracted the attention of a middle-aged man watering flowers in the neighbouring garden.

Soon a handsom...

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Chapter 67: Opening the Supreme Treasure Chest, Ice Crystal Phoenix Anivia!

"Potter, I do know something. Their relationship in the past was... complicated."

"I don't want to talk about the rights and wrongs of people who have passed. But I can tell you this: Profess...

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Chapter 66 - Kyle's Patronus: What The Fuck Is Your Name Dumbledore?!

Word Count - 2264.

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<Outside the ...

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Chapter 11: New Home

Josh's impression was that the most famous dishes in Turkey were roasted meat and ice cream. When he looked at the menu, however, he realised that there were actually quite a few options, although ...

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Chapter 10: Turkish Cuisine

The car, driven by Margot, quickly returned to downtown Chicago.

On the way, thanks to Josh's deliberate compliments and his experience as a time traveller, Margot and he had a pleasant conve...

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Chapter 9: Hitchhiking

As Josh drove the car out of the warehouse and onto the road, he removed the hood.

Although it was a convertible, he had already raised the top before he left, so by simply pulling up his col...

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Chapter 8 : Stealing from the Mafia

The Cadillac V16 was introduced in 1930 and discontinued in 1940.

It was one of the top luxury cars before the Second World War, and is known as the world's first mass-produced car with a 16-...

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Chapter 7: Car Thieves

Influenced by various mafia films such as The Godfather and legendary figures such as Al Capone and the Five Families, it's easy to develop the illusion that Italians have it easy in America.

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Chapter 6: Little Italy

On the streets of Chicago in the evening, Josh stood in the wind and felt dishevelled.

It had only been a few hours since he had returned home and his newly purchased car had already been sto...

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Chapter 5: The Car is Gone

"Indeed, when it comes to reliability and loyalty, who can compare to the Unsullied soldiers?" Daenerys said.

The dimensional trading system can trade living creatures, but trading living cre...

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Chapter 4: In Need of Help

With a "ding!", Josh and Daenerys completed their trade. Daenerys now had four rifles and 400 rounds of ammunition in her stockpile, while Josh received 120 ounces of gold.

Unlike their previ...

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Chapter 65: How did a Potions lesson turn into a lesson in Poisonology?

"Is this true, Kael?"

Harry and Ron were sitting next to Kael.

Kael's explanations were more interesting than Professor Sprout's Herbology lesson. He could make a person's face swell wi...

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Chapter 64: Kael's Talent for Herbology!

Soon the three of them arrived at Herbology Greenhouse 1.

There were ten Herbology Greenhouses like this one at Hogwarts.

They were numbered from one to ten, and the higher the number, ...

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Chapter 3: Dimensional Trading System

After asking the shopkeeper to help load the guns into the car and paying for them, Josh drove away.

However, after making a few turns, he pulled over, ran his hand over all the guns and bull...

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Chapter 2: Josh, the Time Traveler

After leaving the shop and carefully walking through two blocks, Josh finally breathed a sigh of relief when he confirmed that no one was following him. He then walked into a decent-looking restaur...

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Chapter 1: Selling Gold

In February, Chicago was still cold.

Although it was now 1943, and the war in Europe and Asia was raging on, Chicago, far from the battlefield and one of America's most important industrial c...

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Chapter 63: Absurd! Learn from Kael? Learn How to Kill?

“Kael, you received the Order of Merlin?”

Although also a Muggle-born, Hermione knew a lot more than Harry Potter.

“When you said you had something to do this morning, it was to r...

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Chapter 62: Dumbledore Announces Great News, 50 Points to Slytherin!

Throughout lunch, Draco Malfoy was busy conspiring with his two lackeys about how to lodge a complaint and get the Ministry of Magic to investigate Kael, figuring out how to provide evidence agains...

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Chapter 61: Kyle’s Identity is Exposed, Blood Demon? How Is This Possible!

“Hughes, what does your dad’s letter say?”

The attention here immediately drew the curiosity of many confused Slytherins.

“Take a look for yourselves!” Hughes Lestrange handed...

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Chapter 60: One? No, the Entire Hogwarts is Flooded with Howlers

Malfoy trembled as he opened the Howler. If he didn’t open it immediately, it would explode and shout even louder. He couldn’t understand why his father would send him a Howler.

Once open...

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Chapter 59: A Howler Arrives for Malfoy

This Chapter Marks the End of Mass Release

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“Minister, ...

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Chapter 58: Fudge: How Did I End Up Vouching for This Kid?!

"Um, I think this must be a misunderstanding!" Fudge wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Being stared at by so many potion masters was not a pleasant experience. If he didn't handle this ...

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Chapter 57: Fudge Panics - This Kid Really Knows How to Complain?!

As everyone was deep in conversation, the large doors suddenly swung open.

A wizard in a deep green coat and pinstriped robe walked in—it was Cornelius Fudge,


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Chapter 56: The Youngest Wizard to Receive the Order of Merlin in History!

<Kael POV> (T/N: Author will not follow this!!)

After following Snape out of the Charms classroom, Kael was led directly to the Headmaster’s office.

"Professor,...

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Chapter 55: Cassandra: Do You Think You're Qualified to Badmouth Kyle?

Shoutout To The First Ever Paid Member of my Patreon 'Devor', Thanks for the support your donation motivates me so to celebrate there will be a short mass release of 5 chapters bot...

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Chapter 54: Slytherin is Very Warm and Hospitable

"Penelope, do you have some free time later?"

"What? Are you asking me out on a date?" Penelope’s heart skipped a beat.

She pretended to casually fix her hair.

"Uh, you could sa...

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Chapter 53: Kyle: We Are Engaged in a Great Cause

<At the Gryffindor table>

"Hey, look over there at Kael," Harry Potter quickly noticed the commotion at the Slytherin table.

There were only three people seated a...

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