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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 4

Ik’itili idly kicked her legs in the soft dirt, her work-booted heels making little ruts in the ground. Her leggings were already dirty from fighting that evil Terror-beast, and the sudd...

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MARCH MADNESS! LEWD POLL

Hey there my patronis! We're finally back on track, and I hope you've had an excellent Singleness Awareness Day, and are preparing for Irish Containment Day.


In honor of everyone h...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large: Chapter 3

“-st, with object permanence forming in our species forming between one and two years after birth. This also, unfortunately, coincides with our inability to recognize danger or things that would ...

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February Lewds! M/F/M, snektime~

Well hello there patrons! Looks like on this, the secret day of February, you get the porn you voted for!


BEHOLD! LEWD SNAKES! ACTUAL CANON! A NEW, PERSISTENT ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 2

Ngruzren-of-Arzgr inhaled the fresh air deeply, then sighed.

The bright warm sun bathed his tired frame, sounds of the city melting into a comfortable background haze. His pups - all ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 1

Sorry, this should've been posted last week - so we'll knock this out now and then get you the next chapter out immediately!

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The outpost stood, alone, in the middle of a small...

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World After All: Epilogue Part 3

Wow that's the longest headline ever, I think. Also I wanted to apologize for the delay in getting this to you, my patronis - real life got in the way, but I think we're good now.

This is the...

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Snekbucks

I mean, smols like 100% creamer, right...?

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They are Smol - and It's a Smol World After All: Epilogue Part 2

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The light was too harsh, Jon decided, as he sat in the uncomfortable chair, elbows resting on the cold metal table. His fingers ran t...

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DEMOCRACY DEMANDS SACRIFICE

Thankfully, it's just your time this time, as opposed to your money.


...also friendly reminder, tax season is coming up! Yaaaay!


But until then, there's the voting...

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Employee Review - M/M Lewd!

Hey patronis! I know... this is a long time coming, but we're gonna catch up on your lewds that we owe - so this is October's! We're gonna hold another vote for Nov, then anotehr for Dec, and a...

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They are Smol - and RESOLUTE! 2019 NEW YEARS SPECIAL

A/N: What's that? It's not New Years? Oh silly smol, yes it is - New years doesn't end until our resolutions do. 


Don't believe me? Just ask the PTSD-riddled aliens on Zephyr ...

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They are Smol - and it's CRIMMIS! MERR CRIMMIS! 2019 Holiday Special!

Thank you all very much for putting up with the delay - we've got a DOUBLE LENGTH CHAPTER just for you guis! Cause I love you guis and got you a gift - right at the end of this chapter.

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World! Epilogue, Pt. 1

It took five hours.

At first blush, this would make sense - you had to put out a tarmac fire, dislodge a couple war-mechs from a few innocent buildings, perform medical triage on the willing ...

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BLACKEST OF THE BLACKEST DEPTHS, TIMES INFINITY... FRIDAY

  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtoxEZvPyY

“I’m in.”

The b...

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 17

It was the sound of cloth on air, an almost imperceptible lift as Juan Esteban coaxed the giant moth upwards. It’s multi-limbed grip was surprisingly snug; although the arms were chitino...

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I O U 1 smol

Hello patrons!

For the ones who are not on discord or Twitter:




I got into an accide...

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 16

There’s always a lurch when you fall, especially if it’s from any significant height.

Some people feel it in their gut, some feel it over their whole body, some get disoriented a...

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They are Smol - and Spoopy, Really! 2019 Halloween Special!

  

The thing held onto Jonathan, spiders crawling out of the voids of it’s eyes, leaping forward to skitter across the victim’s body. With a howling voice it cried, the...

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They are Smol - and It's a Smol World: Chapter 15

IT, the Mother, spread her wings wide in ecstasy, instinctually fanning the flames before her. IT knew that such an event happened once every few...

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Cultural Exchange, Pt. 3

  

USER <MalteseShrike> CONNECTED AT [XX:XX:XX]

<MalteseShrike>[21:55:12]: @GezzkarTek221 

<MalteseShrike>[21:55:18]: help

<MalteseShrike...

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November Lewd Poll

Ayyy! We're wrapping up our snektober post, so I want to go ahead and give our porn goblin as much runway as possible for the next lewd.


Rules are the same as last time, you vote f...

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Cultural Exchange, Pt. 2

And now, the finale for this short story.

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The pounding of Sishra'simarsas heart made her normally sluggish blood sing in her ears. She cou...

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They are Smol - and It's... a Smol World?: Chapter 14

  

One fundamental fact about Humanity that you have to embrace is this: We will do things for aesthetics, even if it’s suboptimal - or impractical.

This extends from our pe...

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Cultural Exchange, Pt. 1

A bit of a teaser as we ease back into the swing of things....


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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 13

It has been said by brilliant men of the past that there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns.

This, however, is not a complete venn diagram, for there are still unknowingly...

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SUDDEN LEWD POLL VOTE TIME NAO

YEAH WE DOIN' IT! Getting back into the groove and whatnot and whathave you.


The goal is to have results up and finished by Thursday, with the release the following Tuesday!

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 12

“What’s that?”

“Mmm?” Sensor Technician Abioye said, mouth full of instant ramen.

“That.” Sensor Technician Alezeev responded, purposefully tapping a finger against his mo...

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They are Smol - and it's a Smol World: Chapter 11

Retail - well, the vast majority of retail out there - is a soul-sucking experience. You work in a glorified box putting other boxes on shelves and talking to people about those boxes, and if you...

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Status Update & Refreshing

Hey everyone - happy Saturday! I hope you're having an excellent day today!


I wanted to let you know that, after many weeks of deliberations and figuring out what I can and can't d...

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