Power Stance
Based on the truest story
2020-05-06 17:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
hampture posts
New Minecraft Server!
The old colony on Oney's server was destroyed last night by griefers. Not to worry, I have a backup colony I've been working on in single player. Might have some bugs/jank since I converted it to J...
2020-03-12 02:58:18 +0000 UTC View PostHamster Father's Undersea Adventure
I've never been this wet on camera before...
2020-02-11 23:39:44 +0000 UTC View PostSuccess!
Jade has returned to the deep, following habitat evaluation. Everything looks green for longterm use of these modules, and I do mean longterm. Now to shift my focus to Hambunker and Megahab. <...
2020-01-19 14:49:44 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Both Modules Rebuilt, Submerged, & Lookin Rad
Feeling a lot more confident in these habs now that I totally rebuilt them using improved construction techniques. This should mean better reliability across the board moving into the future, with ...
2020-01-17 08:37:28 +0000 UTC View PostGood and Bad News
Good news: The right hab module is 100% perfect. Tight as a drum, to where I'd even trust it at 1atm down to a depth of a couple feet. It's the nesting and recreation module. There's no food, water...
2020-01-06 15:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostDecorating Hampture, Inside & Out
T-minus 48 hours until the habitats are re-submerged. Silicone takes forever to cure and I only remembered today that I meant to disassemble the gate valve, wash out the accumulated silica gr...
2020-01-04 11:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostHabitat renovation
Until now I have attempted, with new habs, to rely on washers with rubber gaskets to seal hull penetrating bolts connecting ballast pods to the habitat shell. This turns out to only sort of w...
2020-01-03 09:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: 3D printing! Habitat construction! New Years Hampstravaganza!
Maybe the real underwater hamsters were the friends we made along the way?
2020-01-03 08:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: The Habitat Leaked! (Don't Worry, Hambros are Fine)
Be advised: Hollywood lied to you. The worst case scenario in an underwater base with a hull breach is that your shoes and socks get soggy.
2019-12-15 09:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Underground Hambunker!
WE HAVE TO GO D E E P E R
2019-12-02 06:48:52 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Goes Underground
Announcing Hambunker: The subterranean hamster base!
Not to worry, progress continues on Megahab. It's just cold as fuck out right now so I can't do anything with the pool. Megahab only need...
The Ballad of Christopher Jones
Some people say Christopher Jones still watches over us to this day. Those people are all me though.
2019-11-13 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: MegaHab Construction & A Word to My Critics
Always remember to never forget that the power was inside you all along, and the only thing to fear was fear itself & spiderclowns
2019-11-01 12:27:51 +0000 UTC View PostResponding to Animal Rights Outrage Commenters / Cancel Culture
Is a hamster not entitled to the corms of his cheek pouch? "No" say the Rattitors, "they belong to everybody"
2019-11-01 12:26:59 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Cost Effective Charity / Megahab Construction
Links to some of the items featured in this video: 2019-11-01 12:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hamster Father's Paranormal Lake Vacation (Found Footage)
None of the opinions expressed in this video reflect my own and are the property of Facebook incorporated ltd.
2019-10-02 19:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Back From Vacation, Footage Coming Soon
Guess who's back, back again. Hampture's back, tell a friend
2019-09-27 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostNew shirt: "Make Tunles"
Still on vacation for one more day. Forgive the lack of updates, internet sucks out here in the woods, on an island. I meant to be back by the 17th but had the chance to extend it by 10 days and ju...
2019-09-22 01:54:27 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Major Habitat Construction & Humidity Filters
Following upload I also found the 110v plug male end I bought from Home Depot and attached it securely to the end of the heater pad cord. The gate valve needs a little silicone after all I th...
2019-08-13 08:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hampture Update: Live Aquarium Cam + New Parts
Still can't find the fuckin' drill battery charger, may have to just bite the bullet and buy another one. Or finish unpacking my stuff. I am torn here, between my laziness and my stinginess. Surely...
2019-07-23 05:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe History of Submarines, and Undersea Warfare
I'd wager most...
2019-07-18 07:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostNew US Antarctic Base to Begin Construction This Year
I've written extensively about research bases in Antarctica before, but this time is different. That's because the new base is in fact a replacement for McMurdo, the largest single community in Ant...
2019-07-12 23:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostHampture Update: Habitat Construction & Footage From Inside
Tier 1 supporters get a jar of authentic Hampture aquarium water. Tier 2 supporters get signed, framed copies of my lewds. Tier 3 supporters get a ten minute erotic phonecall wherein I rolepl...
2019-07-08 08:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hampture Update: Tube Saga Conclusion!
It's been a long road. Those pompous fools at the academy said it couldn't be done. They laughed at me! Laughed! But now, as I stand upon the precipice of triumph and look down at them like t...
2019-06-19 05:33:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Could We Colonize the South Pole? How Would We Do It?
My article the...
2019-06-04 04:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post