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KILL YOUR LAWN - Plano Prairie Garden

KILL YOUR LAWN, & replace it all with Blazing Star....
I stopped in the yard of @planoprairiegarden to see the Liatris forest he's planted in a yard that was - when he bought the house - jus...

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One of Texas' Rarest Plants - Paronychia congesta

One of Texas' Rarest Plants - and one of my new favorites - is this guy, Paronychia congesta (Carnation Family - Caryophyllaceae), known only from 2 sites in Deep South Texas where it occurs on bar...

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Plant Tissue Systems Lecture

We talk about the three main types of tissue systems in plants :

Dermal (trichomes, guard cells)
Ground (Parenchyma, Collenchyma, Sclerenchyma) &
Vascular (xylem and phloem)
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Chris Best - State Botanist for Texas

Christ Best is the State Botanist with US Fish and Wildlife Service for the state of Texas, a position he has held for 30 years. He has extensive knowledge of plants in the Rio Grande Valley of Sou...

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Debunking Charlatans & Posers w/ Professor Dave Explains

Dave Farina is the host of the "Proffesor Dave Explains" youtube channel, an educational youtube series exploring a wide variety of scientific topics and offering free eduational tutorials on subje...

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West Texas Pinion Pine & Associated Species

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Ariocarpus fissuratus blooming time

It's that time of year when the living rock cactus goes off. Also photographed was some peyote and a thread wasp pollinating Sidneya tenuifolia (skeleton leaf).

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Ad-Free podcast : Texas Private Land Explained

Dave Keller is a historian and archaeologist in West Texas and in this episode we talk about the paucity of public land into the state, native American archaeological sites and more.

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Relict Madrones, Monarch Migration & Seed Collection Video

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Texas Madrones - Relicts of the Past

Yesterday in West Texas I found two lone Texas madrones, Arbutus xalapensis, growing in a dry wash in the Chihuahua Desert. These trees serve as a reminder that the region used to be milder and sli...

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Shoots and Roots Lecture

Where by we get into apical meristems, root structure, shoot structure, xylem, phloem and what the shit ...

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Da Tubes Lecture Podcast Ad-Free

Accompanying PDF slide presentation :

https://drive.google.co...

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Lawn Kill 6 Months Later

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Free Download "Kaktusy"

This mini-book has a ridiculous name but has a detailed description of all Lophophora species, their occurences, taxonomic and morphological differences, and some wonderful photos. 19 mb d...

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Plant Identification, Phylogenetics, Monophyly, Cladograms Crash Course

Yesterday's upload didn't have any sound, so I re-recorded the exact same presentation today.

Google drive folder with accompanying texts for this lecture, including the powerpo...

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Beautiful Old Growth Peyote

In Texas we find one of the few remaining old growth specimens of this species, Lophophora williamsii, which is becoming increasingly endangered due mostly to habitat destruction and the inability ...

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Taxonomy & Plant Identification/Flower Morphology Lecture

a 45 minute presentation/crash course for beginners on Taxonomy and Flower Anatomy and how to identify plants by flower structure with examples of a few plant families.

Description of ...

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Livestream 9/21

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Big Bend Yucca Nursery

Joven Riley is owner/operator of Big Bend Yucca Nursery, Specializing in selling large seed-grown Yucca rostrata, Yucca faxoniana and Yucca rigida. On this episode of Crime Pays we talk with him ab...

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Texas' Rarest Plant & Caliche Gardens podcast Ad-Free

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One of Texas' Oldest Peyotes

...and a few pics of Hibiscus coulteri, the yellow flowers Desert Hibiscus.

This specimen is probably one of Texas' Oldest Peyotes, located on private land and we'll acres for and guarded. I...

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Lycophytes and The Permian Extinction podcast ad-free

I became fixated on lycophytes because of some of the cool desert-dwelling ones like Selaginella, but in this episode botanist Jeff Benca tells us about his work with relatives of the genus Isoetes...

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Sandsheet Blazing Star Video

Liatris carrizana and affiliates are the focus of this video, all plants endemic to a sandy substrate for the most part.

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Ad-Free West Texas and AOG podcast

A rant about West Texas Pines and the sand blazing star. At the 40 minute mark we begin our dive into the convoluted, confusing but utterly cool phenomenon of Alternation of Generations we talk mos...

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What the Shit Is "Alternation of Generations"

I created these bits as part of a crash course in a course I'm teaching and am posting them here in case anybody who's NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH THEM (I assume most of you are) can get an idea on t...

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Some Course Materials/Plant Systematics

I'm attaching a link to a folder with a bunch of reading materials including Plant Systematics by my friend Michael Simpson, which is a textbook that you will reference for the next decade of your ...

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A Conversation with Dan Hosage

Plant Chemist, T xas History Expert, Native Plant Grower and Madman Dan Hosage.

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Texas' Toughest Oak

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Texas Wild Rice and the San Marcos River

The rare plant Zizia texana, Texas Wild Rice, is the feature of this hour long episode but there are many more. While trekking on the San Marcos River we discuss why aquatic plants don't have a cut...

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Gas Station Bathroom Botany

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