Pvt. Womby

June Reward #2

this is supposed to coincide with the latest art--so here are the boys on their wedding night getting up to no good 🥰

see! the kilt is superior!!! for easy access~

luckily they're b...

Happy June~

I realized I forgot to post my monthly update yesterday, so we're getting it now 😅 And Happy Pride Month to you all!

I'd like to use this post to welcome you to offer suggestions on what y...

June Reward #1

More kilt content yahhhhh!!!

Sadly, I think this can only exist in Johnny's imagination 😭✨ But maybe if he asks nicely, he can get his future husband to oblige, hehe~

Can't believ...

May Reward #4

a bunch of you asked for more kilt content, so I'm always happy to oblige 🫡 true scots let it hang, lol 🤭

I like to think he's intimately aware of how, ah.. exposed he is, yet chooses t...

May Reward #3

Simon certainly loves his bourbon...and his Johnny, so why not combine the two 😏

thank you to Aiznic for the idea!

(side note--but turning the balaclava into a beanie has been one of...

May Reward #2

more pre-relationship moments~ how much longer can they beat around the bush like this...

ghost trying to take a sexy pic 💀🧍‍♂️

poor thing, lmao, maybe it's better h...

May Reward #1

So in my ~conjectural timeline~ this is pre-relationship--still just shamelessly flirting and testing the waters.... doesn't mean Johnny's not gonna shoot his shot, lol

He's definitely a chee...

Happy May 🌸

Hey all, and welcome to May! Just popping in to say thank you so much for the support! I'm flabbergasted over how kind and generous you all are 💗 This patreon was sort of a risk for me, but it's...

April Reward #4

ah...ahem...

(this was the first one to make me really blush 😳)

can't blame Johnny for making use of those ah..lovely plush pillows, lol🤭

happy sunday <33

April Reward #3

a continuation of the last post...couldn't resist sharing Simon's morning view 🥺

god...they're going to kill me 😭

as always, happy sunday! and thank you for the support <33

April Reward #2

Since his posterior was so widely commended in previous discussion...here is the cake in question 🎂

Happy Sunday y'all <33 Enjoy!

April Reward #1

part 2 of the sex tape shenanigans 🤭😁 this one had me quietly laughing to myself as I typed it out 😂

welcome to a new month! thanks once again for all the continued support! it reall...

March Reward #5

Just some sweet boys enjoying time with each other 🫶 please enjoy my lame dialogue 🙆‍♀️

Happy Sunday <33

March Reward #4

more texting shenanigans 🤭 there's an image in there, don't you worry!

tfw you accidentally send your boss your sex tape 😬 (consensually filmed sex tape, aye ☝️)

hope you enjo...

March Reward #3

here, have some bottom ghost, as a treat 💁‍♀️

(as always, these two are enjoying some good old fashioned ~consensual~ sex, lol)

happy sunday 😚

March Reward #2

How *not* to use a throat mic, hehe 😏

Sure hope that thing's not transmitting...

Happy Sunday, lovelies <3

March Reward #1

hehe...see! he did end up getting that sponge bath after all 🤭 now, about that other problem...

happy march and happy sunday!!

thanks once again for all the support <33

February Reward #5

I feel like I'm making Johnny hairier and hairier with each post...🤔

See! I told you Simon would be inclined to return the favor!

Happy Sunday y'all 🥰

February Reward #4

Finally reunited! 🙌

And look--they did get their rest! After a loooong session of showing just how much they missed each other 😘

Happy Sunday y'all <3

February Reward #3

haha, there is a pic in there, you just have to suffer through all my shitty sexting dialogue 🤭

ngl, I really enjoy typing up these convos. gives some added lore to the porn lol 🤌

February Reward #2

I had fun with the texting in that previous one, so now I'm adding a narrative to the porn 😂👍

Who knows...maybe Simon might be inclined to send one back eventually...🤔

Enjoy &l...

February Reward #1

Hey look! We made it to a whole new month! I just want to thank everyone who's joined this page, especially those inclined to stick around <3 I appreciate the support, as I really do need the mo...

January Reward #4

hehe, this was the secret photo from my last art 🤭 I wonder what other pics are in these boys' camera rolls..

enjoy <3

January Reward #3

just some lads enjoying each other's company 🙆‍♀️ enjoy!

January Reward #2

As promised, here's the second piece! This one is...a personal favorite 😏 

I definitely don't mind getting to study Johnny for 'anatomy practice'...🤭 And Simon definitely doesn't m...

January Reward #1

Here's the first post woohoo! Alternative title was 'world's-saddest-wank.jpeg'

I have another (steamy) artwork prepared for tomorrow~ As it stands, I think you can expect about...4?? new art...

Welcome~

Welcome all! If you're here, it means you have good taste 💅😙

I'm re-launching this patreon account and intend to use it to post some NSFW and suggestive art, or just stuff I wouldn't wa...