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The Gamer Chapter 1129 – Back in Black 12 – If there must be war, let it be small and swift


“Three battles,” John suggested.

“Agreed – and Lethality is to be avoided. Can you bring in your High Fateweaver?” William answered swiftly.

John wondered about t...

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The Gamer Chapter 1128 – Back in Black 11 – Two Prides


As they walked through the mansion, John silently investigated the numerous little tingles triggering his barrier-sensing. Reaching out with his mind was all that he needed to do to th...

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The Gamer Chapter 1127 – Back in Black 10 – Golden Rose


It wasn’t fine or remotely usual form for John to spread his harem between two cars. To his mind, it felt like he was picking favourites, when choosing who got to sit in the vintage ...

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Lorelei Side Story Chapter 3 - Future Love


The conference room was the heart of the Order of the Golden Rose. An ornate, circular table, fashioned from stone and inlaid with various decorations, all polished and blending into o...

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Guidance 12 – To find a teacher


The trio moved out together, but they didn’t stay together.

They reached the training place for Rogues first. It may have been a bit odd to have a school for a Class with that ...

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Lorelei Side Story Chapter 2 - Present Honour


Lorelei sat on top of the ship’s deck and gazed out into the world.

For a lack of Fateweavers, their golden vessel was drifting through the river in the mundane world, rather t...

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Lorelei Side Story Chapter 1 - Past Duty


The Order of the Golden Rose was an old organization. It wasn’t as ancient as some other guilds in the Abyss, but it had amassed enough history and traditions to be respected. As an ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1126 – Back in Black 9 – The Eventless Day


By the time they were back at the bus, John was fully restored. He didn’t feel any better or worse than before. There was a distant sense of something good having happened. It was an...

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The Gamer Chapter 1125 – Back in Black 8 – in the back of a Cadillac


Eliana waved at them one last time from the steps of the train station before forcing herself to turn around. The moment she could no longer see them, John smacked his head against the...

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The Gamer Chapter 1124 – Back in Black 7 – Wentworth


Ashcroft was a prestigious private school and the primary preparation place for local rich kids for university. Consequently, the fenced-off grounds of the institution were in pristine...

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Guidance 11 – Their own walls


“No,” Aclysia asserted.

“Absolutely not,” Aclysia insisted.

“This is not negotiable,” Aclysia stated.

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Guidance 10 – Shores of Weststir


“Fucking Hellroots, how are you still standing?” Joey asked Apexus. They had made it beyond the rough areas of the storm and were now in a merely unruly sea, allowing everyone to c...

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The Gamer Chapter 1123 – Back in Black 6 – Lovely Memories


“And this is where a woman first touched my dick,” John said and gestured at a stone that stuck out of the ground, peaking at sitting height. The forest they were in wasn’t parti...

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The Gamer Chapter 1122 – Back in Black 5 – Driving around the city


They visited a couple of places, going somewhat chronologically. The day care John had been in, his elementary, middle, and then high school. None of them were particularly exciting pl...

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Guidance 9 – Games and Travel


“What games do you know, Apex?” Korith asked. The tone of her question was mildly exasperated. During the past three days, she had come to understand three main negative traits abo...

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The Gamer Chapter 1121 – Back in Black 4 – Driving home


They parked in the outskirts of the city. Springfield was one of the rare type two Abyssal cities in the centre of the USA. Even when he had just been randomly wandering around, with n...

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Guidance 8 – Impossible Attraction


‘Hamena, hamena, hamena,’ Korith was still chanting in her head, eyes glued to the hunk of manmeat. His black hair waved in the salty sea breeze, his muscles shifted visibly under ...

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Guidance 7 – For the Hoard


Korith sat on a crate.

Getting on top of the wooden box had been a task of great difficulty, involving the smaller box that was next to the one she had placed her butt on. As a k...

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The Gamer Chapter 1120 – Back in Black 3 – Country Roads


“Let go!” John demanded, fighting with Velka over the remote. The problem was less overpowering the Magryph than doing so in a way that didn’t tear a button off the surface. Not ...

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Guidance 6 – Westwards


Reysha would have preferred to travel on foot, but time was valuable and it was easier to avoid settlements when taking the air route. While they did not know how exactly the Deathhoun...

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The Gamer Chapter 1119 – Back in Black 2 – Compliment Torture


The bus trucked along inside the Mobile Barrier. It was deeply necessary that they moved inside one, in this specific case, as there was no way any police officer would have let the ma...

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Guidance 5 – The Leaf of Tacuitos


“That sounds tasty!” Reysha shouted from the walled off bathing segment, upon hearing the name of the Leaf they were on.

“Why would it sound tasty?” Apexus wondered.

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Guidance 4 – Better lands


The tree had a name.

It was written in crystal clear letters, the common letters which  were, with localized differences, used in the entire Omniverse, on black stone that w...

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Guidance 3 – Marching Discussions


“Ya know what? I’m gonna do it,” Reysha said, after Apexus and Aclysia landed next to her.

“Do what?” Apexus asked.

“Complain.” The tiger girl ran a hand thro...

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Guidance 2 – What counts as a person?


The crackling of the fire had a calming influence on Reysha’s mind. In the steady waving and flickering of the flame, she reflected her own being. On an improvised wooden skewer were...

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Guidance 1 – Hunger in Gold


They were not doing well.

They had been on the seas for two and a half days. The water was empty, no land in sight, and the only living creatures they had spotted had been birds ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1118 – Back in Black 1 – Travel Preparation


“Little bit more… little bit more….” Gnome kept waving John along, as he carefully stepped on the gas pedestal. The engine of the car purred quietly, a noticeable difference to...

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Season 3 Prologue – Forwards


Apexus slowly checked every part of his body, internal and external. The position of his fingers. Small displacements of muscles and bones due to stressed regeneration. Whether his ski...

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Beatrice Emoji Commission Done

The job of a sass-delivery maid is not easy.

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The Gamer Chapter 1117 – Man Date


“Did she just steal your date, buddy?” John asked.

“Did she just leave you for my date, buddy?” Maximillian questioned at the exact same moment.

Both of them remain...

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