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The Gamer Chapter 850 – The Night of Poker and Booze 4 – Suffering in the whiskey club

John was lying on his back. The ceiling refused to stop moving. Circling, moving left to right, swinging just as the still couch under him, the Gamer felt as if he was lying on a ship that was bein...

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The Gamer Chapter 849 – The Night of Poker and Booze 3 – Of all things drunken

John was mighty tipsy. He was well on his way to have a sway in his walk, but for the moment he still managed to plant one foot in front of the other while taking care of his balance. Careful to no...

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The Gamer Chapter 848 – The Night of Poker and Booze 2 – Playstyles

They actually continued to chat about this and that for more than half an hour before John got the cards out. By that time, he had ended his largely faked outrage. That everyone thought he couldn...

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The Gamer Chapter 847 – The Night of Poker and Booze 1 – Arrivals

John turned the last glass he had placed on the counter a small degree and looked at the lounge he had prepared. Ebony wood and red cloth fashioned into furniture and carpet, with a bronze chandeli...

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The Gamer Chapter 846 – Lasers, Meteors and Thunder

The Arcana Strike hung up above, slowly growing in threat. Looking down, John noted that the trolls in the arena were not triggered by this action. Their programming was either not as careful towar...

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Humanoid Road 13 – Getting a little clarity

The trio had no further issues on their travels north. Keeping a quick pace and never dwelling anywhere, only stopping to sleep or hunt, they reached the north of the island in a bit over five days...

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The Gamer Chapter 845 – Some evening grinding

John had one of his rare ‘not that lewd’ mornings. Effectively, this meant that they stepped out of the orgy after only half an hour, had breakfast quickly and without an under the table blowjo...

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The Gamer Chapter 844 – Thunderous Party

The inspection had been interesting, the dinner dull, the call informing and the paperwork a steady grind. He had learned about the tendency of elves to create certain tree formations, listened to ...

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WAKMD Chapter 41 – The Dream Slave

The wagon bounced over the unsteady pavement of Duskwood’s roads. After having ridden a gryphon to Darkshire, he had quickly related the good news. The local people had been quite nervous when ev...

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The Gamer Chapter 843 – Dreams and Schedules


John opened his eyes. He was lying in a shallow and still ocean. Above him, the stars stretched endlessly, forming dense clusters and lanes. It wasn’t the sky of his world. ‘This dre...

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The Gamer Chapter 842 – Needs more Cuddles

John got up, wiggled his head to get his neck in the optimal position and relaxed. Closing his eyes, he just enjoyed the feeling. The support for his neck was both soft and form-fitting, like a mix...

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A queen caries herself with grace

Composure over emberassment.

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Rave is always happy to show off her assets

I will just be over here... salivating

Alternative outfit included

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The Gamer Chapter 841 – Giant Hot Tits

A smoky aroma, burning incense and sandalwood, those filled John’s mouth and nostrils when kissed the slightly taller Salamander. Soft, ruby red lips pressed against his, separated for less than ...

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Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 12 – The Troll Toll

They spent the night underneath a comfortable tree and were on their way as early as the patching of Reysha’s armour allowed. “I still really miss that suit,” she complained all of the sudden...

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August 2020 Commission Done - Undine Tier 5

Quite delayed, but there she finally is. NSFW ans SFW versions included.

As always, you aren't allowed to publicly spread the base version of  this. You may spread and upload the downsc...

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The Gamer Chapter 840 – Unshared Boredom and the Fire that follows

‘This is the absolutely worst day of my life,’ John thought as he listened to the rebuttal to the answer to the question about the complaint to the initial statement, regarding the re-addressin...

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The Gamer Chapter 839 – Progress Raiding Finale – Distributing Power Points

Not wanting to rob Magoi of any more of his time, the group left the Raid and, after informing the High Fateweaver, the Illusion Barrier at large. “It is always good to hear that you were success...

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The Gamer Chapter 838 – Progress Raiding 12 – MVP

Fittingly, the boss loot spawned in the middle of the Arcana Strike crater. There were four chests. One had the appearance of a craggy piece of granite with a liftable lid, somewhat like an unworke...

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The Gamer Chapter 837 – Progress Raiding 11 – 1%


The Titanturtle Heartgolem smashed Siena’s head into the wall and let out a satisfied grunt when that made the moonshade elemental disappear. Turning around, it faced what remained of ...

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The Gamer Chapter 836 – Progress Raiding 10 – At the heart of it all

John, Nia and Lydia were staring down at the Sicklebrood Matriarch. They had been doing so for about four minutes already, using the remaining time on the flight buff to stay out of range. Simply w...

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Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road 11 – Out of Verdany

“For the love of fuck, please give me a new armour,” Reysha prayed as she raised the lid of the chest. Her wish was with good reason. Although they had limited damage to her armour through prop...

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The Gamer Chapter 835 – Progress Raiding 9 – Valley of Stone and Thunder

‘About time!’ Salamander enthusiastically declared, as several thousand points of John’s mana poured into her. None of that energy pooled inside her; instead, all was channelled through her r...

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The Gamer Chapter 834 – Progress Raiding 8 – A dash of Reality

Armed with the knowledge that they could kite one of the bosses through the entire Raid, John switched gears. Not immediately, part of him was sure Gaia would swoop in at any second, but after a da...

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The Gamer Chapter 833 – Progress Raiding 7 – The Discovery

“What do you mean by cheese?” Nia asked when they were back inside the Raid.

The question came about forty-five minutes after the statement. John was less surprised that she asked with su...

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The Gamer Chapter 832 – Progress Raiding 6 – The Sobering First Impression

They went after their five attempts in the same order they had discovered the bosses in. Following this logic, the first encounter was the Granite Titanturtle. The first issue was how they could ev...

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The Gamer Chapter 831 – Progress Raiding 5 – Scouting the Valley

Getting the maximum amount of information out of the Raid before engaging in any further activity was what John insisted on. Standard game design philosophy told him that this Raid would have three...

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Humanoid Road 10 – Ivy Kraken

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that look promising?” Reysha asked and pointed at something in the distance.

Apexus followed the direction of her finger and spied something that...

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The Gamer Chapter 830 – Progress Raiding 4 – A little breather

“Hey Jane,” John softly spoke to his girlfriend, while putting her down on the bed, “you awake?”

“Noooooo,” she groaned in response, looking out through her barely parted eyelids....

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The Gamer Chapter 829 – Progress Raiding 3 – vs a Sickleman

 

Like a pond that had been disturbed by a thrown rock, the stone floor cracked open and sent pebbles flying everywhere. The impact of the chitin spear caused an echo to ripple through t...

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